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Questioning the Desire for Change
Taglines
You say you want a revolution?
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Unexpected Emotions Unveiled in Conversation
Kevin McMaxford
Something’s happening to me. What is it?
Brian
You’re smiling, sir.
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Laundry and Parenthood: A Lighthearted Discussion
Geri
How my Gloria get her clothes so dirty, I’ll never know.
Emma
My poor back.
Mel B
I don’t know how you can have any more of them kids. You already got six of them don’t ya?
Emma
Is it six?
Mel B
Mmm.
Emma
Yeah, but they just get so cute until they grow up to be real little bleeders.
Victoria
Thank god for boarding school; I only see mine once a month. Cheers
Mel C
You know, our little Terry, he comes up to me and he says “Mom, I want to be a singer,” I said “listen lad, go to college, get a proper job.” Does he listen? No.
Mel B
They never do now do they---
Geri
Darling, kids today just don’t know how…
All
Lucky they are. (Music Blares Up)
Geri
Brucey, Demi, Will you turn that bloody racket down?
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Agreement on Movie Production
Martin Barnfield
Gonna make this movie? Have we got a deal?
Clifford
We’ve got a deal. Yes!
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Fear and Doubt in the Countryside
Emma
I don’t wanna go any further, I’m scared!
Victoria
Why does the countryside have to be so bloody muddy?
Mel B
You know what? Something just brushed past me, and I’m not joking.
Geri
It’s probably something that wants to eat you.
Mel C
Oh, pack it in, Mel!
Mel B
It wasn’t me!
Geri
I think we’re lost, you know?
Mel C
WHAT’S THAT?!
Geri
OH MY GOD, RUN FOR IT!!
Emma
I CAN’T MOVE!!
Alien #1
(in alien language) It’s them, it’s them! Look!
Alien #2
(in alien language) Are you sure?
Alien #1
(in alien language) Yes! There’s the little blonde one.
Alien #2
(in alien language) That’s what you said last time, and it was a sheep!
Mel B
OI, GET OFF!
Mel C
Mel, you’ve done it now!
Alien #2
(in alien language) I told you, shake HANDS!
Mel B
Geri, go on, say something to them!
Geri
What do you want with us?
Alien #2
(in alien language) Are you the Spice Girls?
Girls
Yes.
Alien #2
(in alien language) Can we have tickets for your Albert Hall gig?
Emma
I’m really sorry, but it’s all sold out.
Alien #2
(in alien language) I told you we should’ve booked early!
Mel C
What’s that? What is it?
Alien #1
(in alien language) Can I have your autograph? It’s not for me, it’s for my brother.
Mel C
What’s his name?
Alien #1
(in alien language) Krtkkarphillmuk.
Mel C
Is that with 3 or 4 K’s?
Emma
It’s 4.
Alien #4
(in alien language) Could you sign this, Posh?
Victoria
Oh gosh, you’re fat!
Alien #1
(in alien language) Give us a kiss, Ginger one!
Emma
Eww, he wants you to snog him!
Alien #1
(in alien language) YIPPEE!
Emma
You want a picture?
Alien #2
(in alien language) Say “khttttyakkk!”
Clifford
What d’you mean, aliens?
Mel C
You know, aliens from outer space?
Emma
They had these little squidgy faces!
Victoria
Yeah, and really cheap green coats!
Clifford
You’re obviously under massive stress. I think you need some time off.
Emma
But we can’t dance like that.
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Skepticism Towards Horoscopes Among Friends
Geri
Ok, Horoscopes!
Emma
You know, I don't believe in star signs.
Geri
You see, you wouldn’t because you’re an Aquarian, and Aquarians don’t believe in anything.
Emma
Now I don’t believe that either.
Mel B
Oh, no! I can’t find my boots! I think I’ve lost them.
Victoria
It’s always the same. I never know what to wear.
Mel C
It must be so hard for you, Victoria. I mean, having to decide whether to wear the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or…the little Gucci dress!
Victoria
Exactly.
Emma
I know, why don’t you wear the little Gucci dress?
Victoria
That’s a good idea. Thanks, Em.
Mel B
(Later on she finds them on Geri’s feet.) HA! THERE THEY ARE!
Geri
What?
Mel B
My boots, Geri! You’re wearing my boots!
Geri
Oh yeah, I don’t know how that happened.
Mel B
Typical. Typical Leo that is isn’t? Borrowing stuff without even asking me.
Geri
No, that’s Capricorns.
Mel C
Oi. Don’t even start on the Capricorns.
Mel B
That’s it. You’ve had it.
Geri
Alright, HAVE THEM BACK!
Mel B
NO, I DON’T WANT THEM ANYMORE! (playfully fighting and commotion, then Mel C and Emma jumps in.)
Victoria
EXCUSE ME!!!
All
WHAT?
Victoria
(holding up yet another Gucci dress) What do you guys think of this one?
All
Great. (continues Play fighting and commotion.)
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Mr. Step Acknowledges Familiarity with Videos
Mr. Step
I know. I’ve seen your videos! Hahahahahaha!
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Manta Rays and Useless Information Debate
Geri
Did you know, that the largest fish in the world is the manta ray?
Victoria
And then there’s the little ginger one, that is full of useless information, about manta rays!
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They Don't Just Sing!
Taglines
They Don’t Just Sing!
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Celebrating Girl Power and Unity
Spice Girls
We’re the Spice Girls, yes indeed. Just Girl Power is all we need. We know how we got this far…
Geri
Strength and courage and a Wonderbra!
Spice Girls
Would this work with only one?
Emma
Just with me, I’d have no fun.
Spice Girls
Would this work with only two?
Mel B
We need more for what we do.
Spice Girls
Would this work with only three?
Mel C
Three’s a crowd, bad company.
Spice Girls
Would this work with only four?
Victoria
No way, girls, we need one more!
Spice Girls
Listen up, take my advice - we need five for the power of Spice. Give it up, give it out, take a stand, scream and shout! One, two, three, four, five - Spice Girls! One, two, three, four, five - Spice Girls!
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Gender Confusion Over a Beetroot
Sporty
Is it a boy or a girl?
Baby
It’s a beetroot!
Scary
It’s a girl!
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Entertaining Royalty and Millions Worldwide
Taglines
They perform for royalty and entertain millions the world over. But now, they’re making a movie.
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Five Girls, Five Days, One World
Taglines
Five girls. Five days. One rocking world!
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Chess Move in a Playful Exchange
Geri
Check!
Mel B
What d’you mean “check?”
Geri
I mean, check; my bishop’s got your king.
Mel B
Where?
Geri
There! You’ve either got to move it in front, or move it out of the way.
Mel B
Well I’ll move that fairground horse to there. Sort that out!
Geri
You can’t do that!
Mel B
Says who?
Geri
Says Mr. Chess! It’s been in the rules for thousands of years!
Mel B
Well I’m gonna break the rules and set this little fairground horse free amongst all these little square fields, like that. There!
Geri
I’m gonna slap you in a minute!
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Fear in the Old House
Victoria
(after the girls hear noises in the night and after running into each other and scaring themselves, seek refuge in Victoria’s room) It’s pathetic, you know, that we can’t even sleep in our own rooms.
Mel C
Yeah, I don’t know what we’re making such a fuss for, it’s only an old house.
Victoria
A big old house.
Emma
(very scared) A big old scary haunted, big old house.
Mel B
Well, I had this horrible dream last night. I dreamt we were all doing the live show, and I went on the stage. And I was just about to open my gob, and nowt came out. But something even more weird happened. I realized, right?
Mel C
You didn’t have a head?
All
Yeah. How did you know?
Mel C
I had exactly the same dream.
Mel B
No way. No.
Victoria
I had exactly the same dream, but mine was much, much worse. Well, you see, I had a head, but there was no make-up on it.
Geri
Oh, no.
Emma
I just don’t understand. So, what does it all mean?
Geri
Probably our subconscious minds, so we don’t have to deal with our anxieties when we’re awake.
Mel B
Like we’re all gonna be scared of this live show.
Emma
And that we might not be able to sing.
Mel C
And it’s gonna be a complete disaster.
Victoria
Oh, no.
Emma
Let’s just stay here together.
Mel C
Yeah. Squash up. I’m going to sleep now.
Mel B
I am. See ya.
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Unexpected Consequences of a Carefree Adventure
Clifford
(after they have a fall into the Thames) Look at this! Front page news again. Suppose the whole lot you had been drowned?
Geri
Well we weren’t though, were we?
Victoria
Speak for yourself.
Clifford
What do you think you were doing, going off like that?
Mel B
We were just having fun!
Clifford
What?!
Emma
You know, fun? Like, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”
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