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Going Alone Together
Muggs
I'm going alone.
Danny
That makes three of us going alone.
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Discussion of a Mysterious Ghoul
Muggs
What're you looking for?
Danny
Remember what we heard on the radio about that... that, that ghoul, that guy that sucks all the blood out of ya?
Muggs
What would he be doin out here, suckin the sap out of the trees?
Glimpy
Hey, does the guy really suck all the blood out of ya?
Danny
Yeah!
Glimpy
Well, I got nothin to worry about, cause the mosquitoes got all mine. Ow!
Glimpy
That was a Messerschmitt.
Danny
Hey, what if he really was out here?
Muggs
What if you was back home?
Danny
Yeah?
Muggs
Your old man ould give you a hit in the head like dat.
Danny
I ain't got an old man.
Glimpy
The kid's an orphan.
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Haunting Confrontation of Past and Present
Apparition
So, you couldn't stay away, could you? The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
Nardo
Who... who are you?
Apparition
You don't remember me, but twenty years ago in this very house I was a livin being. I had flesh on my bones, blood flowed through my veins, but you... you... you scared the health out of me.
Nardo
I was never in this house until tonight. You have made a mistake!
Apparition
It is YOU who has made the mistake, my friend. For years you have wantonly taken the lives of millions; so, tonight I am going to take yours.
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The Complexity of Milking a Cow
Glimpy
You know, I milked a cow once. A very intricate affair. You see, a cow's got four faucets.
Danny
What for?
Glimpy
Well, the first faucet is for buttermilk, the second for bottled milk, and the third is for evaporated milk.
Danny
What's the fourth one for?
Glimpy
Come to think of it, this cow only had t'ree.
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Reading in the Dark Explained
Danny
How can you read in the dark?
Glimpy
What'd you say?
Danny
I said how can you read in the dark?
Glimpy
I went to night school.
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Warning About The Monster Killer
Radio Announcer
We interrupt this program for an important announcement to listeners near Hillside and Colton: All citizens are warned to be on the lookout for The Monster Killer, who is believed to be in this vicinity. This maniac has left a trail of three inhuman murders, and is believed heading upstate. We return you now to your program.
Muggs
Monsters? That don't mean nothing to us. We eat em every morning for breakfast.
Glimpy
Bring those monsters on. I ain't ascared of them. I'm anemic. I was taken for a ride once.
Margie
You were?
Glimpy
Yeah. There I was, miles from Time Square - somewhere in Central Park I think - and them gangsters, they had me backed against a tree, and they got machine guns, see, and they went... And what do you think happened?
[makes machine gun noises]
Margie
I don't know. What happened?
Muggs and Danny
He got killed.
Glimpy
Fantastic, wasn't it?
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Discontent with Unpleasant Company
Danny
I don't like that guy's al'itude.
Muggs
Me, neidder. If anybody thinks I'm gonna stay up here and associate with him and all these cows and chickens, they're crazy.
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A Conversation About Fears and Rumors
Danny
Hey, Muggs.
Muggs
What?
Danny
I'm not scared or nothing like that, but... remember what we heard about that... that guy on the radio?
Muggs
So?
Danny
Well, suppose he was prowling around here. Don't you think we ought to stand guard or something?
Muggs
Nah. You just go outside and set a couple of bear traps for him.
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