Leadership in Uncertain Times
Partial cast:
Commander Susannah Ivanovitsa — Satu Heliö
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A Chief's Perspective on Responsibility
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Security Chief Mikhail Garybrandy — Jari Ahola
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Captain's Perspective on Leadership Challenges
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Captain Jonny K. Sherrypie — Atte Joutsen
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A Lieutenant's Reflection on Space Adventures
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Lieutenant Twinklemagnet — Timo Pekurinen
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Leadership in Uncertain Times
Partial cast:
President Ulyanov — Kari Väänänen
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A Unique Perspective on Adventure
Partial cast:
Festerbester — Janos Honkonen
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Leadership in Uncertain Times
Partial cast:
Commander Dwarf — Timo Vuorensola
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Emperor Pirk's Reflections on Leadership
Partial cast:
Emperor Pirk — Samuli Torssonen
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Commander Info's Insightful Observation
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Commander Info — Antti Satama
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Meeting in Reykjavik
Pirk:
See you in Reykjavik!
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System Malfunctions and Catastrophic Damage Reported
Dwarf:
Massive damage taken!
Info:
One twist drive destroyed!
Dwarf:
Lost connections for twinkle banks 3 through 11!
Info:
Computer helpdesk went bankrupt!
Dwarf:
Halludeck going offline!
Info:
Coffee-o-Matic damaged beyond repair!
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Family Dynamics in the Corps
Festerbester:
The Corps is Momma and Granny.
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A Hasty Retreat from Jefferson's Jellies
Pirk:
Jefferson's jellies! Retreat, fast!
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Conflict Between Dwarf and Info Over Remote
Dwarf:
I've had it with you, binary brains!
Info:
Whatever you may think, the VCR remote stop button doesn't harm me.
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A Discussion on Acceptable Losses
Commander Info:
Our losses should not exceed 68.4 percent.
Dwarf: [sighs]
I guess it's a passable day to die.
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Surrender Promise and Parking Request
Sherrypie:
To all P-Fleet personnel who surrender without resistance, I promise a fair court-martial and a swift execution.
Sherrypie:
There is a ship, registration ZEX-514, parked aft of the station in a handicap space. Will the owner move it ASAP.
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Misunderstanding a Screen-Saver's Purpose
P-Fleet Soldier:
Wait a minute! What's that?
B-13 Bridge Officer:
Nothing. Just a screen-saver.
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A Stark Reaction to Defeat
Pirk:
Where's Sherrypie?
Ivanovitsa:
He couldn't stand defeat. He shot himself in the head… three times.
Pirk:
Oh, and nobody disturb me for the next fift— hour!
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Insurance Inquiry in Star Wreck Scene
Twinklemagnet:
Hey kid, is your insurance in order?
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Stalling for Time in a Crisis
Ivanovitsa:
The Backgammon is being overpowered… and we can't last long, either.
Sherrypie:
Damn, this doesn't look good. I'm afraid we have only one recourse.
Ivanovitsa:
You don't mean…?
Sherrypie:
Yes. We have to stall for time. I'm giving a speech!
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Cybercool Connections Emphasizing Pride
Baabcom Voice:
Baabcom — Cybercool Connections with Pride.
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A Right to Speak in Crisis
Ivanovitsa:
Captain, this is hardly the time.
Sherrypie:
This is a question of principle. It is my right to make speeches, and I swear that no one will deny me it.
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Recognition of a Notorious Past
powerplant worker:
Fukov! where did you say you worked before coming here?
Fukov:
Chernobyl, sir!
powerplant worker:
ok! (to another worker) chernobyl...why does that ring a bell? chernobyl...cherno...(suddenly remembering th chernobyl incident) CHERNOBYL! FUKOV!
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Discovery of Crystallized Kefir by Aliens
Garybrandy:
In the morning, I sent a patrol out. This is all they found.
Sherrypie:
Oh my God.
Garybrandy:
What?
Sherrypie:
Aliens have crystallized Kefir!
Garybrandy:
Jonny, this is a data crystal. From Kefir's flight recorder.
Sherrypie:
The prophecies of the Minibar are coming true. A great darkness will come, and we're all going to die.
Garybrandy:
Jonny, you're scaring me. "The One to rule them all and in the darkness bind them", I've read it.
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Lost in a Strange Place
Ulyanov:
I don't think I'm in Moscow anymore.
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