Unexpected Consequences of a Difficult Situation
Daniel Jackson:
(After freezing his leg and is left by Sam and Mitchell) Oh, shit...
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Discussion About Lunch with General O'Neill
Cameron Mitchell:
C'mon, let's go. When was the last time General O'Neill bought lunch?
Daniel Jackson:
Good point.
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Time Travel Opportunity Presented
Samantha Carter: [[w:Cretaceous|Cretaceous period]
Well if you want to travel back to the ] we can go right now.
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Unexpected Identification Amidst Chaos
Samantha Carter:
They're not Gliders...they're MiGs!
Cameron Mitchell:
Jackson get on the radio!
Cameron Mitchell:
What the hell did you just say?
Daniel Jackson:
We're Americans. Please shoot the people chasing us!
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Overwhelming odds in a tense situation
Cameron Mitchell:
How many on our six?
Daniel Jackson:
Too many.
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Conflicted Loyalties in a Dangerous Situation
Teal'c:
My Lord! Shall I enact your final instructions?
Ba'al:
No you idiot, save me!
Qetesh:
(in a Woman Voice) Try it and I will kill him.
Teal'c:
You intend to kill him regardless.
Ba'al:
No! There must be some arrangement.
Qetesh:
(in a Woman Voice) Actually my love, he's right.
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Scheduling a Meeting with Ba'al
Ba'al: [[Oval Office]
Then let me further ease your concerns by meeting you in person in your ].
Henry Hayes:
I'm sure something can be arranged soon.
Ba'al:
I was thinking this afternoon.
Henry Hayes:
It is the kind of thing I can clear my schedule for.
Ba'al:
Excellent! Then perhaps we can get...
Qetesh: [whispering]
(in a Woman Voice) Put that down.
Ba'al:
Mr. President, I'm afraid I'll have to get back to you later.
Henry Hayes:
He hung up on me!
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Choices in the Face of Adversity
Henry Hayes:
So what's coming next?
Daniel Jackson:
Death, slavery. More slavery, more death.
Henry Hayes:
Look, if you want to say I told you so go ahead and get it off your chest. But then you can do one of two things; you can help, or you can leave.
Daniel Jackson: [starts to walk to the door]
Okay, bye!
Cameron Mitchell:
Jackson!
Daniel Jackson:
Right! I forgot to say, I told you so!
Henry Hayes:
Now are you going to help or not?
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Perceptions of Credibility and Reputation
Hank Landry:
I take it that in your timeline you're not a discredited whackjob living on the fringes of society?
Daniel Jackson:
That really depends on who you ask.
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Questioning the Believability of a Situation
Daniel Jackson: [Daniel is in his 3rd day of being interrogated about the history of the Stargate program]
Seriously, who would make this shit up?!
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Temperature Confusion at Extreme Cold
Samantha Carter:
The temperature's falling. We just passed minus forty.
Daniel Jackson: [[w:Fahrenheit|Fahrenheit; [w:Celsius|Celsius]
] or ]?
Cameron Mitchell:
At that temperature they're the same.
Daniel Jackson:
Really? Did not know that.
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Searching for Vala in Unusual Places
Daniel Jackson:
Seriously, did anybody see where Vala went?
Samantha Carter:
Maybe extractions bring up too many bad memories.
Jack O'Neill:
Hey, have you ever tried to find a bathroom in a pyramid?
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Bathroom Break During Tense Conversation
Ba'al: [[w:Goa'uld characters in Stargate#Qetesh|Qetesh]
And where is my dear ]?
Daniel Jackson: [[w:Vala Mal Doran|Vala]
Well ] was here.
Ba'al:
Interesting.
Jack O'Neill:
Oh she's probably gone to the bathroom for heaven sakes! I'm next in line by the way.
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