Stargate Quotes

Taglines Behold. Beware. Believe.

Feretti I can't believe we're stuck here.

Soldier Don't be such a doomsayer, Feretti!

Soldier 2 Yeah, give it a rest!

Brown Yes, please! If we're not back soon, they'll just turn it back on from the other side, no?

Feretti It doesn't work that way. You see, if we don't turn the gate on from here, we're screwed! So what I'm telling you guys, we're not going anywhere!

Catherine Why are you here, Colonel?

O'Neil I'm here in case you succeed.

Taglines It will take you a million light years from home. But will it bring you back?

Soldier I don't understand, why don't we just turn the gate back on ourselves?

Soldier 2 Yeah, how hard it can be?

Soldier 3 That would be great! Yeah, we could turn the thing in the wrong order and materialize in the vacuum of outer space. Do you have any idea how many possible combinations there are on that thing?

Soldier 4 No. How many?

Soldier 3 Shut up. Hmm? (everybody laughs)

General West So, you think you've solved in 14 days what they couldn't solve in two years?

Ra There can only be one Ra.

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil NO! Dangerous…

Dr. Daniel Jackson Here, look at this. It says, "A traveler from distant stars escaped from a dying world, looking for a way to extend his own life. His body decaying and weak, he couldn't prevent his own demise." Apparently his whole species was becoming extinct. So he traveled or searched the galaxies, looking for a way to cheat death. Look here: "He came to a world rich with life, where he encountered a primitive race." Humans, heh. A species which with all his powers and knowledge he'd maintain indefinitely. He realized, within a human body, he had a chance for a new life. Now, apparently he found a young boy. It says, "As the frightened villagers ran, night became day. Curious and without fear, he walked towards the light." Ra took him and possessed his body, like some kind of a... parasite looking for a host. Inhabiting this human form, he appointed himself ruler. He used the Stargate to bring thousands of people here to this planet as workers... for the mines. (...) Now, something happened back on Earth. A rebellion or uprising and the Stargate was buried there. Fearful of a rebellion here, Ra outlawed reading and writing. He didn't want the people to remember the truth...

Taglines Sealed and buried for all time is the key to mankind's future.

Dr. Daniel Jackson Is there a lunch or something...?

Dr. Daniel Jackson Well, the translation of the inner track is wrong. Must've used Budge. I don't know why they keep reprinting his books.

Daniel Married?

Sha'uri Don't worry, I didn't tell them.

Daniel Tell them what?

Sha'uri That... that you didn't want me.

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil How ya doin'? Hmm?

O'Neil You job here is to realign the Stargate. Can you do that or not?

Daniel I can't.

O'Neil You can't or you won't?

Daniel I can decipher the symbols on the Stargate but I need an order of alignment. Those coordinates were marked on tablets back on Earth, there's must be something like that here. I just need to find it.

Kawalsky Find it"? What do you mean "find it"? You didn't say about finding anything.

Daniel Well, I assumed the tablet would be here, right here.

O'Neil You assumed?

Kawalsky YOU'RE A LYING SON OF A BITCH! (knocks Daniel over) YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD ABOUT FINDING ANYTHING!

O'Neil Kawalsky, set up a base camp down here. Organize our supplies.

Kawalsky Sir-

O'Neil You've got your orders.

Dr. Daniel Jackson (On a recording of his notes about the symbols after two weeks of no progress) I'm never gonna get paid.

Taglines They were prepared for danger. They expected the unknown. But they could never have imagined...what was THERE.

Colonel O'Neil I wouldn't feed that thing.

Daniel It's got a harness, it's domesticated.

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil I'm on Planet X looking for a dweeb who wears green fatigues.

Dr. Daniel Jackson HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dr. Daniel Jackson It's not "Door to Heaven", it's... "STARGATE".

Taglines An amazing find. An extraordinary journey.

Dr. Daniel Jackson (to Col. O'Neill) I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't want to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to.

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil (to a Jaffa (Anubis) who he's fighting) Give my regards to King Tut, asshole! (activates the teleport rings, crushing Anubis)

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil I'll be seeing you around… Doctor Jackson.

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil I don't suppose the word "dweeb" means anything to you guys.

Dr. Daniel Jackson It tastes like chicken.. That tastes like

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil If anyone has anything to say, now is the time to say it.

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil No one should ever have to outlive their own child.

Daniel He's leaving turn it off!

O'Neil I'm trying to, I can't disarm it.

Daniel What?!

O'Neil I can't stop it, they got it rigged!

O'Neil and Daniel I've got an idea!