Stargate (1994) - Quotes

Taglines: An amazing find. An extraordinary journey.

Taglines: Behold. Beware. Believe.

Taglines: They were prepared for danger. They expected the unknown. But they could never have imagined...what was THERE.

Taglines: It will take you a million light years from home. But will it bring you back?

Taglines: Sealed and buried for all time is the key to mankind's future.

O'Neil: You job here is to realign the Stargate. Can you do that or not?

Daniel: I can't.

O'Neil: You can't or you won't?

Daniel: I can decipher the symbols on the Stargate but I need an order of alignment. Those coordinates were marked on tablets back on Earth, there's must be something like that here. I just need to find it.

Kawalsky: Find it"? What do you mean "find it"? You didn't say about finding anything.

Daniel: Well, I assumed the tablet would be here, right here.

O'Neil: You assumed?

Kawalsky: YOU'RE A LYING SON OF A BITCH! (knocks Daniel over) YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD ABOUT FINDING ANYTHING!

O'Neil: Kawalsky, set up a base camp down here. Organize our supplies.

Kawalsky: Sir-

O'Neil: You've got your orders.

Feretti: I can't believe we're stuck here.

Soldier: Don't be such a doomsayer, Feretti!

Soldier 2: Yeah, give it a rest!

Brown: Yes, please! If we're not back soon, they'll just turn it back on from the other side, no?

Feretti: It doesn't work that way. You see, if we don't turn the gate on from here, we're screwed! So what I'm telling you guys, we're not going anywhere!

Soldier: I don't understand, why don't we just turn the gate back on ourselves?

Soldier 2: Yeah, how hard it can be?

Soldier 3: That would be great! Yeah, we could turn the thing in the wrong order and materialize in the vacuum of outer space. Do you have any idea how many possible combinations there are on that thing?

Soldier 4: No. How many?

Soldier 3: Shut up. Hmm? (everybody laughs)

Catherine: Why are you here, Colonel?

O'Neil: I'm here in case you succeed.

Daniel: Married?

Sha'uri: Don't worry, I didn't tell them.

Daniel: Tell them what?

Sha'uri: That... that you didn't want me.

Colonel O'Neil: I wouldn't feed that thing.

Daniel: It's got a harness, it's domesticated.

Daniel: He's leaving turn it off!

O'Neil: I'm trying to, I can't disarm it.

Daniel: What?!

O'Neil: I can't stop it, they got it rigged!

O'Neil and Daniel: I've got an idea!

General West: [to Daniel] So, you think you've solved in 14 days what they couldn't solve in two years?

Ra: There can only be one Ra.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: Well, the translation of the inner track is wrong. Must've used Budge. I don't know why they keep reprinting his books.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: Here, look at this. It says, "A traveler from distant stars escaped from a dying world, looking for a way to extend his own life. His body decaying and weak, he couldn't prevent his own demise." Apparently his whole species was becoming extinct. So he traveled or searched the galaxies, looking for a way to cheat death. Look here: "He came to a world rich with life, where he encountered a primitive race." Humans, heh. A species which with all his powers and knowledge he'd maintain indefinitely. He realized, within a human body, he had a chance for a new life. Now, apparently he found a young boy. It says, "As the frightened villagers ran, night became day. Curious and without fear, he walked towards the light." Ra took him and possessed his body, like some kind of a... parasite looking for a host. Inhabiting this human form, he appointed himself ruler. He used the Stargate to bring thousands of people here to this planet as workers... for the mines. (...) Now, something happened back on Earth. A rebellion or uprising and the Stargate was buried there. Fearful of a rebellion here, Ra outlawed reading and writing. He didn't want the people to remember the truth...

Dr. Daniel Jackson: [Eats a cooked alien creature; Points towards the food; Makes childish chicken noises] It tastes like chicken.. That tastes like

Dr. Daniel Jackson: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dr. Daniel Jackson: (to Col. O'Neill) I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't want to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: (On a recording of his notes about the symbols after two weeks of no progress) I'm never gonna get paid.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: [Dr. Jackson is correcting other scientists' translations from the cover stone.] It's not "Door to Heaven", it's... "STARGATE".

Dr. Daniel Jackson: [The audience abruptly and indignantly files out of Dr. Jackson's lecture.] Is there a lunch or something...?

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: [An enemy pulls off his hood, revealing him to a room full of enemies, he winks; Shoots the enemy several times, killing him and starting a battle] How ya doin'? Hmm?

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: [Last line of the film] I'll be seeing you around… Doctor Jackson.

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: [Daniel sneezes] If anyone has anything to say, now is the time to say it.

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: (to a Jaffa (Anubis) who he's fighting) Give my regards to King Tut, asshole! (activates the teleport rings, crushing Anubis)

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: [Skaara attempts to touch O'Neil's weapon] NO! Dangerous…

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: [Looking for Daniel] I'm on Planet X looking for a dweeb who wears green fatigues.

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: [Asking the Abydonians if they've seen Daniel anywhere] I don't suppose the word "dweeb" means anything to you guys.

Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: [Referring to his son Tyler, who accidentally killed himself with his father's service weapon] No one should ever have to outlive their own child.