32 quotes
Embracing Destruction for a Greater Purpose
Hutch
Ruin me! He didn't care if he got ruined, that was the whole point of the episode.
[drunk in Huggy's bar, talking to another customer]
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Consequences of Crossing the Line in Bay City
Starsky
In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.
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Comparison of Grass Types in the South
Huggy Bear
Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin Bent, as opposed to Georgia Creepin Bent. It's lighter.
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Late Arrival and a Lighthearted Take
Starsky
It's 10:00, you're late; I've been here since 8:00.
Hutch
8:00? I didn't even know this place opened at 8:00.
Starsky
Well, don't sweat it, cause ya know what? Crime called in sick, it's gonna get a late start, too.
Hutch
Crime called in sick, I like that...
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Winning Attitudes in High-Stakes Situations
Kitty
Don't stress. Just relax.
Reese
I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?
Drug Dealer
Reese, come on. What do you want me to do? You got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke.
Reese
Now, see that? That's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top.
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Unexpected Revelations on the Dance Floor
Big Earl
Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get weird... 2 dragons.
Dancin Rick
This floor is made for dancin', you can tell by the lights.
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Handling Too Much Car for Me
Starsky
It was my mother she always used to say it was too much car for me to handle. I couldn't handle the V8.
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Unexpected Encounter with a Small Threat
Hutch
That ain't a kid, it's a tiny little man... And he's got knives. Goddamn.
[ducking]
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Unexpected Arrival
Huggy Bear
Look what the wind blew in.
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Connections and Timing in Planning Heists
Huggy Bear
It's a 76, won't be out til next year. But I know some people who know some people that rob some people.
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Farewell to the Heroes
Reese
Goodbye, heroes!
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Rejecting maternal comparison and asserting identity
Starsky
I am not...my MOTHER!!!!
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A Conversation About Life and Debts
Hutch
Hey, there he is.
Willis
How's life at the clink treating you?
Hutch
Not great. I got this new tight-assed partner they stuck me with, but hopefully it won't last too long.
Willis
So, you got that $20 you owe me?
Hutch
20? Willis, I thought it was 5!
Willis
Hutch, that was my grandmother's birthday money.
Hutch
Come on, ease up, I just told you things aren't going great for me down at the precinct, you know, just back off a little. Can I get it to you on Thursday?
Willis
No later than Thursday.
Hutch
No later than Thursday.
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Understanding Ownership in House Sitting
Starsky
When I house sit for my sister I don't claim it's my house.
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Concern for a friend in distress
Starsky
Are you OK, little pony?
[After accidentally shooting a horse]
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Taking Responsibility for My Actions
Starsky
Come on cap, don't drag Hutch into this. It was me, I shot the pony.
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Huggy Bear Defends His Boundaries
Huggy Bear
That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear. Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?
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Emphasis on Action and Determination
Starsky
Do it, Do it.
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Huggy Bear's Nine-Iron Discovery
Huggy Bear
I found yo nine-iron, bitch.
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Protecting My Car from Bullets
Starsky
Stop shooting my car!
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A Humorous Take on Illegal Activities
Reese
If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.
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The Importance of Forgiveness in Humanity
Reese
Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on.
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Advice on Observation and Ownership
Starsky
A little word of advice: next time you're watching a place, don't claim that you own it just because you're watching it, OK? I house sit for my sister all the time; it's not like I claim that I own her house, ya know what I mean?
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Starsky's Distinctive Style Statement
Starsky
That's me in the leather jacket and tight jeans.
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Divine Influence in the Game of Life
Huggy Bear
I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all.
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Choosing a Direction in Conversation
Hutch
Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want cause we're gonna stick to this?
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Character's Frustration and Confusion
Starsky
Ow! Oh, mama! What is your problem?
[kid throws a knife and hits Starsky]
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Introducing a New Partnership
Hutch
Willis, I'd like you to meet my new partner, David Starsky.
Starsky
Hi, Willis.
Willis
Is this the dickweed you were telling me about?
[to Hutch]
Hutch
Just shake his hand.
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A Lighthearted Exchange Among Friends
Cap'n Doby
You've robbed 7 bookies over the past 6 months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money; you haven't even arrested anybody.
Hutch
How can I arrest them? They'll know I'm a cop.
Starsky
Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger for being mistaken for a real cop.
Hutch
Oh really? Hey, why don't you do me a favor and go get yourself another perm and let the grown-ups talk.
Starsky
For your information, my hair is naturally curly.
Hutch
No it's not.
Starsky
Yes it is.
Hutch
That's a perm job all the way.
Starsky
TOUCH IT.
Cap'n Doby
Hey! Why are you touching him? Jesus. You know something? You two deserve each other. Make nice. You're partners!
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The Cost of a Luxurious Lifestyle
Reese
Coke: it costs money. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money... Do you think Kitty's free?
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Cultural Observations on Leisure Activities
Huggy Bear
I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do.
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Self-Interest in Police Work
Hutch
I've always had this theory about police work. If you can't beat em? join em! Besides, a lot of cops worry about the wrong thing - crime. Not me though. I'm looking out for numero uno.
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