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Otherworldly Cable System Adventure
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The Knables have signed up for a cable system that's out of this world...literally.
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Courtroom Confrontation Over a Soul's Fate
Executioner
By order of the court...
[announcing the execution]
Crowley
Looks like Spike's gonna make his quota after all. I'm sorry, Mrs. Knable.
Executioner
I deliver the soul of the Marquis de Knable to its rightful owner!
Spike
Finally, he's mine!
[back at HQ]
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Animated Realities and Cartoon Safety
Helen
Couldn't be any worse, huh, Roy?
[as a mouse]
Roy
Helen? Oh, my God! We're cartoons! Boy, this is strange.
Helen
Strange? I'm an animated rodent wearing high-heeled running shoes. The word strange is somehow lacking!
[hearing a door open, they run between the oven and cabinet]
Roy
At least we're safe here. Nobody ever dies in cartoons, right?
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Comedy-Adventure from Beyond the Screen
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A comedy-adventure from the other side of the screen.
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Unexpected Arrival and Reaction
Blond woman and brunette woman
Where have you been?
Roy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Wolves and Disguises in Conversation
Crowley
Nice disguise. Interesting concept. Diagonal boobs. Can you fix that thing?
Roy
I thought the wolves got you!
Crowley
Oh yeah? Lemme tell you about wolves. Vicious? Extremely. Goes without saying. But not that bright. While those dumb bunnies were fighting over a couple of my appendages, I managed to escape.
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The Perils of Hellevision Experience
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What could be worse than no television for a week? Try Hellevision for 24 hours.
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Victory and Sacrifice in Competition
Crowley
We did it! We beat Spike! Oh, I would have given an arm and a leg to see this! In fact, I already did!
[to Roy and Helen]
Pierce
I get his parking space.
[after Spike is caught in the TV]
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Fear of Imminent Danger and Chaos
Helen
Dynamite!? He's going to hit me with a train and blow me up? Roy!!!
[assessing her situation]
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Trapped in a Television Nightmare
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Most people would love to get into television. Helen and Roy Knable are on borrowed time to get out of it...before they're cancelled for good.
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Trapped in a Television Reality
Helen
Let me get this straight. We've been sucked into some kind of TV world?
Roy
Are you saying that that salesman was...
Crowley
Mr. Spike? Mephistopheles of the cathode ray, big brother to the ungrateful dead.
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Something Strange is Broadcasting
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Something weird is on the air.
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Living in a TV Fantasy Realized
Helen
You wanted to live in a TV fantasy? Well, you got your wish.
[to Roy about being on TV]
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Consequences of Failure in a High-Stakes Situation
Spike
Screw up in here, and you're dead meat.
[about TV hell]
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A Wild Day Awaits You
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You're about to experience the wildest day you ever sat through. Bet your remote control on it.
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Kidnapping Announcement and Husband's Inaction
Spike
This just in... Helen Knable has been kidnapped and taken to Channel 1. We take you there live.
[on HV One News]
Helen
Roy, I don't know where you are, but get your butt back here!
[tied up to the dynamite wagon]
Spike
Unfortunately, her gutless failure of a husband won't lift a finger to save her. Isn't that right, Roy?
Roy
No!!
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Synchronized Remotes and Shared Adventures
Spike
Greetings, Captain Roy. Our remotes are synchronized. So wherever you go, I go. Enjoy the attack.
[on the Star Trek-like show]
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Embracing Freedom in a New Reality
Helen
(after being brought to the 1930's club) Where's my husband?
Murray Seidenbaum
What are you worried about him for? I ditched my wife five channels ago. She happened to meet the business end of a fifty-ton reptile. And I can tell you, I don't exactly miss dried meat loaf. This is great here. Great. I don't ever want to get out. Outside, I was Murray the Doormat. In here, Boss Seidenbaum.
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The Devil Awaits Before a Live Audience
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The devil has come for your soul...before a live studio audience.
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