A Wild Day Awaits You
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You're about to experience the wildest day you ever sat through. Bet your remote control on it.
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The Perils of Hellevision Experience
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What could be worse than no television for a week? Try Hellevision for 24 hours.
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Something Strange is Broadcasting
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Something weird is on the air.
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Trapped in a Television Nightmare
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Most people would love to get into television. Helen and Roy Knable are on borrowed time to get out of it...before they're cancelled for good.
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Otherworldly Cable System Adventure
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The Knables have signed up for a cable system that's out of this world...literally.
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The Devil Awaits Before a Live Audience
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The devil has come for your soul...before a live studio audience.
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Comedy-Adventure from Beyond the Screen
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A comedy-adventure from the other side of the screen.
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Unexpected Arrival and Reaction
Blond woman and brunette woman:
Where have you been?
Roy:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Kidnapping Announcement and Husband's Inaction
Spike: [on HV One News]
This just in... Helen Knable has been kidnapped and taken to Channel 1. We take you there live.
Helen: [tied up to the dynamite wagon]
Roy, I don't know where you are, but get your butt back here!
Spike:
Unfortunately, her gutless failure of a husband won't lift a finger to save her. Isn't that right, Roy?
Roy:
No!!
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Trapped in a Television Reality
Helen:
Let me get this straight. We've been sucked into some kind of TV world?
Roy:
Are you saying that that salesman was...
Crowley:
Mr. Spike? Mephistopheles of the cathode ray, big brother to the ungrateful dead.
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Animated Realities and Cartoon Safety
Helen: [as a mouse]
Couldn't be any worse, huh, Roy?
Roy:
Helen? Oh, my God! We're cartoons! Boy, this is strange.
Helen: [hearing a door open, they run between the oven and cabinet]
Strange? I'm an animated rodent wearing high-heeled running shoes. The word strange is somehow lacking!
Roy:
At least we're safe here. Nobody ever dies in cartoons, right?
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Courtroom Confrontation Over a Soul's Fate
Executioner: [announcing the execution]
By order of the court...
Crowley:
Looks like Spike's gonna make his quota after all. I'm sorry, Mrs. Knable.
Executioner:
I deliver the soul of the Marquis de Knable to its rightful owner!
Spike: [back at HQ]
Finally, he's mine!
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Wolves and Disguises in Conversation
Crowley:
Nice disguise. Interesting concept. Diagonal boobs. Can you fix that thing?
Roy:
I thought the wolves got you!
Crowley:
Oh yeah? Lemme tell you about wolves. Vicious? Extremely. Goes without saying. But not that bright. While those dumb bunnies were fighting over a couple of my appendages, I managed to escape.
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Embracing Freedom in a New Reality
Helen:
(after being brought to the 1930's club) Where's my husband?
Murray Seidenbaum:
What are you worried about him for? I ditched my wife five channels ago. She happened to meet the business end of a fifty-ton reptile. And I can tell you, I don't exactly miss dried meat loaf. This is great here. Great. I don't ever want to get out. Outside, I was Murray the Doormat. In here, Boss Seidenbaum.
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Victory and Sacrifice in Competition
Crowley: [to Roy and Helen]
We did it! We beat Spike! Oh, I would have given an arm and a leg to see this! In fact, I already did!
Pierce: [after Spike is caught in the TV]
I get his parking space.
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Fear of Imminent Danger and Chaos
Helen: [assessing her situation]
Dynamite!? He's going to hit me with a train and blow me up? Roy!!!
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Living in a TV Fantasy Realized
Helen: [to Roy about being on TV]
You wanted to live in a TV fantasy? Well, you got your wish.
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Synchronized Remotes and Shared Adventures
Spike: [on the Star Trek-like show]
Greetings, Captain Roy. Our remotes are synchronized. So wherever you go, I go. Enjoy the attack.
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Consequences of Failure in a High-Stakes Situation
Spike: [about TV hell]
Screw up in here, and you're dead meat.
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