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Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
Box Office
$59K
Budget
$3.0M
Return
0.0x
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Writers
Producers
Music
Studio
Ugly Duckling Films, Fine & Mellow Productions
Original Title
Rembrandt
Original Language
Danish
Cast
Full credits →L
Lars Brygmann
Mick
J
Jakob Cedergren
Tom
N
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Kenneth
N
Nicolas Bro
Jimmy
S
Sonja Richter
Trine
S
Søren Pilmark
Bæk
G
Gordon Kennedy
Christian
P
Paprika Steen
Charlotte
U
Ulf Pilgaard
Flemming
T
Thomas W. Gabrielsson
Erik
O
Ole Ernst
Frank
N
Nikolaj Lie Kaas
Carsten
P
Patrick O'Kane
Nigel
M
Martin Wenner
Toby
S
Søren Poppel
Allan Rocker
M
Michael Fabricius Sand
Johansen
J
John Martinus
Kustode
N
Niels Andersen
Museumsdirektør
J
Jeppe Kaas
Kriminalassistent
M
Mogens Holm
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