Get Ready to Laugh Out Loud
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They'll have you ROLLING in your seats!
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The Scent of Anticipation
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You can always smell the excitement in the air.
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Unconventional Claims in a Comedic Exchange
Chong:
You know, I could be your daddy.
Cheech:
You could be my daddy, man?
Chong:
Yeah, I used to fuck buffalo.
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A Tune Inspired by Life's Struggles
Chong: [as Blind Melon Chitlin]
I wanna sing a little tune I wrote one day while I was beatin my old lady. It's called "GOING DOWNTOWN GONNA SEE MY GAL".
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Balancing Act of Legs and Shoulders
Chong: [sings; muffled singing continues]
Got one leg on my shoulder. Two legs on my shoulder.
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Confrontation with Authority
Cheech:
Now you know what I want you to do, don't you? And it ain't prayin', cop.
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Proposal for a Dope-a-thon Fundraiser
Cheech:
We should have a dope-a-thon. You know try to raise money for like all the people that lost their crops.
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Questioning the Demand for Dope
Cheech: [singing, as a Jamaican dope dealer in TV movie]
Dope! Do-o-o-o-pe! How come nobody don't want to buy no dope? Dope, I say dope I say do-o-o-o-o-pe. Who wants to buy dope?
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