Stitch! The Movie - Quotes

Lilo: Come on! We've got 625 cousins to find!

Stitch: 623.

Lilo: Whatever.

Cobra Bubbles: Are you sure they can handle this?

Pleakley: Lilo is a very persistent little girl!

Jumba: And with 626, they make one hotshot evil genius experiment-catching team!

Pleakley: [to Jumba; but the ship begins to blast off into space; walks off] Hey, Maybe the Grand Councilwoman will let us come home with her this time! I'll get the wig...

Hämsterviel: [camera zooms out] You think you are so super strong, with your "I can lift three-thousand times my own weight"! Well, that is exactly why I designed these restraints to hold your weight... ...times three-thousand and one!

Lilo: [notices; opens the window] The window!

Gantu: [alarmed] The window's open!

Ship Computer: Warning, window is open.

Lilo: [prepares to throw the container] Be free, cousins!

Gantu: [Lilo throws the container out of the window before he catches it with his hand. Just in time] NO!!! Phew.

Lilo: [echoes] Wait! I've got the missing experiment.

Hämsterviel: [to Gantu] What? Who is this?

Gantu: A little Earth girl who can be a gigantic pain in the rear.

Cobra: Well done, Lilo. Now give it to the diminutive gerbil-like creature.

Hämsterviel: Hamster-like! Not gerbil, hamster! Give it to me!

Lilo: No!

Cobra: Lilo, it's the only way you can save Jumba.

Lilo: But got to save Sparky, too.

Cobra: [surprised] You've named it?

Lilo: Yep. We're going to name all the experiments.

Stitch: [nods in agreement] Mmm. Iki pataba.

Hämsterviel: Shut up with all your not shutting up! Hand it over!

Lilo: Nope.

Cobra: Lilo, do what he says.

Lilo: Whose side are you on?!

Jumba: He's on saving-my-life side. Is good side.

Cobra: You fail to comprehend the complexity of the situation.

Hämsterviel: Do you want your Jumba or not? Make your choice, little girl.

Lilo: [bravely makes her "own" decision; sets Sparky free; to Stitch] Okay. I've decided. You can't have either of them! Be free, little cousin! Now you save Jumba!

Stitch: Chuppy cheepa!

Hämsterviel: Begin the shooting!

Gantu: [fires 4 plasma bullets] Finally.

Cobra: You called.

Nani: Cobra. How are you?

Cobra: [enters the house] Sleepy.

Nani: Oh. Sorry.

625: I think I'll have a sandwich. Hey Gantu, how about a sandwhich?

Gantu: I don't want a sandwich!

625: [sing-song voice] You sure? Last of the bologna.

Gantu: [grasping his abdomen] I don't like bologna! Too fatty.

Lilo: [as she and Stitch head back home, through the back door; whispering] Don't let Nani hear us. It's so past my bedtime.

Nani: [turns on the lights; not happy; Lilo and Stitch both look at each other, then scream for their lives as she sends them on a wild goose chase around the house and straight up to Lilo's rooftop dome; storms off; slams the door to her room] Lilo! It is so past your bedtime! AND DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH! Uhh!

Lilo: [to Stitch] It's on the other side of the fence.

Mertle: Lilo, what are you doing here?!

Lilo: You're having a camp-out? But you told me everyone was sick.

Mertle: We are sick...sick of you.

Yuki, Teresa, and Elena: Yeah!

Lilo: Who needs your dumb, fakey campout anyways?

Dr. Hämsterviel: Any second now, you'll hear his tortured cries of regret: "Please let me out, I'll tell you everything!" Any second now, his pathetic screaming, begging for mercy. Any second, should be right about...now!

Gantu: I don't hear anything.

Dr. Hämsterviel: Shut up, I can't hear!

Gantu and Hämsterviel: [flabbergasted] Huh?

Jumba: [chuckles] Funny thing, 625 has all powers of 626, even has advanced language programming; unfortunately, he is also lazy coward, but makes great sandwiches.

625: [takes a bite of a sandwich; speaking American English] Ham or tuna?

Hämsterviel: [growling in annoyance; cuts to outside his ship] I AM IRKED!!!!

Stitch: [sees 221's lighting up ahead through his x-ray vision; climbs down from the tree and follows it] Aka tiki baba! Sasa!

Lilo: [not noticing; walks offscreen in the opposite direction. An annoyed Stitch walks onscreen after her, then appears grumbling while dragging her along with him by the dress] Maybe he went this way. Hey!

Computer: [Stitch scrolls through and selects Experiment 221; Stitch takes Experiment 221's pod from the container and drops it in the bathtub, activating the experiment] Container ready. Select experiment. Experiment 221. Primary function: electrical power surge. Experiment 221 activated.

Lilo: [amazed] Wow!

Nani: [from inside] Oh, come on.

David: [from inside] Hey, what's going on?

Pleakley: [from inside] Dark! Very dark!

Stitch: Cousin lost! Jumba lost...

Lilo: You have a lot of lost issues...

Stitch: [flatly bonks his head against a wall] Ih.

Lilo: [annoyed] You had coffee today, didn't you?

Stitch: Coconut cake and coffee!

David: Thanks for the... Well, I guess it was a date. Was it?

Nani: We split the bill.

David: Yeah, but I paid the tip.

Nani: David, I'm not ready for a real date yet. Things are still kind of lolo around here.

David: Aw. Come on. How bad can it be?

Nani: Oh no. (They see that the house had been broken into) Lilo? Lilo!

David: Anybody here?

Nani: Lilo! No sign of her.

David: Or Stitch or those other two.

Nani: You stay here in case anybody comes back. I'm going to go into town to look for them.

David: I'm sure it's OK. She's probably just hanging out with her new friends.

Jumba: Not to make a peep, my little one-eyed one or entire galaxy is doomed.

Pleakley: But how am I supposed to breathe?!

Gantu: [rips the roof open] Jumba Jookiba.

Jumba: Gantu? Not seen long time!

Gantu: Where are they?

Jumba: They? Who they?

Gantu: The other six hundred and twenty-five experiments!

Jumba: [laughs] You must have me confused with other evil genius scientist!

Gantu: [finds a blue experiment pod with the numbers reading "625"; picks it up] What have we here?

Jumba: Uh, is, uh...ping-pong ball. Is Earth sport. Like tennis, but tinier.

Gantu: [picks up Jumba by the head] You're a bad liar, Jumba. Where are the other experiment pods?

Jumba: I never discuss scientific research with big dummies.

Gantu: Then perhaps you'll discuss it with your former partner, Dr. Hämsterviel.

Jumba: [shocked] Hämsterviel is...is alive?

Gantu: [takes him to his ship] And he wants his experiments back.

Pleakley: [still in the chest box] Jumba? Help?

Lilo: He's taking Jumba!

Stitch: Ookata Jumba!

Gantu: What?!

Lilo: No!

Stitch: [gasps] Jumba!

Lilo: What are we going to do? (Stitch curls into a ball and rolls off) Where are you going? Wait up! (Stitch rolls into Jumba's ship and Lilo stops) Jumba and Pleakley's ship. Don't we need the keys?

Stitch: Kanjijibe. Zz-zzz. ("I'll fix it")

Stitch: Ha ha ha!

Gantu: [seeing a drawing of himself through the window with the words labeled "Big Dummy"] Very funny.

Nani: [to Pleakley] You sure you can watch Lilo for a couple of hours?

Pleakley: [the food flames up; panicked, closes the lid on the pot] You two go, have a good time. Everything here is completely under control. Why, I'm even fixing my very first Earth dinner.

Nani: [looks at the can] You're fixing dog food.

Pleakley: [tastes of it] I know. It makes its own gravy. Mmm.

Nani: [gives Pleakley some money] Here. Why don't you take this?

Pleakley: Leafy greens?

Nani: No. It's money for pizza.

David: They deliver.

Pleakley: Really? Fascinating.

David: Don't worry. They'll be fine.

Nani: Yeah, I guess they're OK, but I think Pleakley tries on my clothes.

David: Ooh.

Jumba: Insert tab A into chromosome B.

Stitch: Umm, Jumba?

Jumba: [hides something. sees Stitch] Spies! Oh, 626. What do you want? I'm busy doing genius work here.

Stitch: Oh. Kanja-ooga. ("No cousins.")

Jumba: No cousins? Well, of course not. We are each one of a kind, you and I. Evil genius scientist and evil genius creation, all alone in infinite universe. Sure, you have maybe found tiny, adopted Earth family, but we have no, as you say, cousins.

Stitch: [sadly] Oh...

Stitch: Huh?

Jumba: What is this?

Pleakley: Must be the pizza. I'll get it!

Pleakley: Gantu!

Lilo: He's come back for Stitch! Hurry, we can sneak out the back!

Pleakley: Jumba, where are you going?

Jumba: I got to take care of things!

Pleakley: What is that?

Jumba: [looks at the object] What is what?

Lilo: You can't have Stitch, you big dummy!

Stitch: Dinko te fabba. ("You are fat.")

Gantu: I'm not fat and I'm not here for the failed experiment 626!

Lilo: Stitch!

Gantu: Where's Jumba?

Jumba: [offers Pleakley his thing] You must take this and hide.

Pleakley: Oh, no. This is something bad. Evil and bad.

Jumba: Take it.

Pleakley: No.

Jumba: Take it.

Pleakley: Evil.

Jumba: Take it.

Pleakley: No!

Jumba: Take it.

Pleakley: Bad!

Jumba: Take it.

Pleakley: No!

Jumba: Take it.

Pleakley: Evil!

Jumba: Take it.

Pleakley: No!

Jumba: Take it.

Pleakley: Bad!

Stitch: H-h-hi. Hi. Hello. Ohh.

Lilo: (arrives with a bowl of strawberry ice cream) I brought ice cream.

Stitch: Ohh.

Lilo: It wasn't that bad. After you left, I got to help put out the fire.

Stitch: Oh. No cousins.

Lilo: You're a part of our ohana now... but getting everybody else to like you is harder. Trust me. I know.

Stitch: I'm freaky.

Lilo: You're different. You're one of a kind... like Frankenstein.

Stitch: Ohh. (Stitch plants his Face in a Bowl of Ice Cream)

David: [after surfing in the waves, he sees Nani grabbing the beach equipment] Hey, Nani, you need some help? Let me give you a hand.

Nani: [hands David the equipment] Where's Lilo?

David: She's not with you?

Pleakley: [Jumba drives the buggy through a guardrail and crashes offscreen] Look! A parking space! WAAAAAAH!

Jumba: [he and Pleakley exit the buggy] Ridiculous Earth vehicle! Needs evil genius tune-up!

Pleakley: [happily spins on one of his three legs; faces forward and does a [[w:shaka sign|shaka sign] I am THRILLED! My very first day at an Earth beach! I've been studying...mingling with locals. Hang loose!

Woman: [rolls eyes and sighs; walks away with her friend] Whatever.

Jumba: Are you sure wooly one-piece bathing suit is from proper century?

Pleakley: [pulls out a straw hat from behind Jumba; puts hat on Jumba] Absolutely. Now put on your hat.

Nani: [walks up to Jumba and Pleakley] Hey, have you two seen Lilo?

Jumba: We thought the little girl was with you.

Lilo: [to Stitch] Today, you'll take your rightful place as part of the Hawaiian community. Are you ready?

Stitch: [jumps behind the rock; shows up in a hula skirt, grass hat, and sunglasses] Hajibah!

Lilo: Nice skirt, but you don't need to dress up. Just be yourself.

Stitch: [extends his lower pair of arms, antennae, and spines, appearing in his true alien form] Hiii.

Lilo: [Stitch retracts his lower arms, antennae, and spines to appear as a "dog" again; Stitch is nervous; Stitch walks on, but looks back] ...Maybe not that much yourself. Now, remember, in Hawaii everybody calls each other "cousin." Not because we're all related, because we're one big ohana, one happy family. You'll be fine. Just say, "Aloha, cousin." Go on.

Stitch: [walks over to the boy, who's playing sand castle; hugs the boy] Aloha, cousin.

Boy: [runs off, knocking the sand castle over] NOOOO!!!

Man 1: I got it!

Group: Huh?

Stitch: [nervously] Heh. Aloha, cousin?

Man 2: [smiffs] Mmm. Smells good!

Moses: Okay. Who wants to slice the pineapple?

Stitch: [volunteers; takes out the chainsaw, and crazily slices the whole table, causing everyone to run away in panic] Aggataga!

Lilo: Oh, no.

Jumba: Not good.

David: Hey, that's my chainsaw.

Man 3: That blue dude, he's, like, totally freaky.

Moses: I told Lilo, no pets.

Dr. Hämsterviel: [a spotlight shines on a red chair; Gantu growls, then walks to the chair that's too small for him and sits on it] Please, come closer. Have a seat. Tell me, what makes you think you're so qualified for this assignment?

Gantu: [clears throat] Well, my...previous occupation was captain of the Galactic Alliance. But um... After my last mission, I was uh...retired.

Hämsterviel: [[w:Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)|Experiment 626] You let ] escape.

Gantu: [angrily gets up and points at the screen with the chair stuck to his backside] It wasn't my fault! The little trog-!

Hämsterviel: [the chair pops off Gantu and falls back on the floor] Calm down! This job has absolutely nothing to do with 626.

Gantu: I know what the job is about, and I believe I know the location of the item you seek.

Hämsterviel: [getting excited] Where is it? Where?!

Gantu: A tiny planet in Gamma Quadrant. They call it...Earth.