31 quotes
A Power Move in Stork Leadership
Hunter
Junior, you know why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can't see glass?
Junior
I do not.
Hunter
Power move. 18 years ago, I saved all storks by getting out of babies and into package delivery. Now, this Monday at Storkcon, the board will announce they're kicking me upstairs.. I'm going to be named Chairman. Which means you are going to be named boss.
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A Conversation About Toady's Girlfriend
Toady
Check out my girlfriend! She's in ]!
[shows Junior a picture of a Goose on his phone; [w:Canada|Canada]
Junior
Yeah huh.
Toady
She migrated, she's not made up.
Junior
Okay.
Toady
Look at her, look at her! She exists, brah!
[waving his phone around]
Junior
That's great.
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Jasper Questions What's Being Considered
Jasper
Hey what about these?
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Junior's Urgent Request Regarding the Baby
Junior
Put down that baby!
[to the penguins; as he and Tulip prepares for a quiet fight]
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The Sad Realities of Business
Jasper
What can I say. It's a terrible business. I feel sad all the time.
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Misunderstandings Between Junior and Tulip
Junior
Excuse me! Orphan Tulip?
Tulip
Junior, you're talking to me?
Junior
Yes, Orphan Tulip!
Tulip
No, it's ju- Uh, it's just that you never talk to me.
Junior
Well, yeah, that's changing starting today, Orphan Tulip.
Tulip
Oh, uh, Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart.
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Jasper's Affectionate Declaration of Parenthood
Jasper
That's my baby!
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A Call to Action in Unexpected Circumstances
Junior
Put down that baby!
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Celebrating Unexpected News and Birthdays
Junior
Oh boy. Uh, Tulip, OK. I have news for you.
Tulip
Before you finish, for you to come to wish me a happy birthday, that's just the nicest, you know it's like a little rainbow. So, thank you. That's really nice. But, oh, I'm sorry, I interrupted you. What were you gonna tell me?
[sniffs]
Junior
Uh...Oh boy. I have wonderful news for you. You have been liberated.
Tulip
What does that mean?
Junior
Well, it means that you are fired.
[softly, faster]
Tulip
What?
Junior
You're fir...
[stuttering; grunting]
Tulip
Are you okay?
Junior
Excuse me. You're fi...You're fantasic!
Tulip
Really? Because I just blew up the most of the factory.
Junior
Oh yeah. What a twist. Um...Well, it means Oh!
[a scene pans over the baby factory]
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Toady's Excitement Over Baby Powduh
Toady
Powduh? Baby Powduh!
[seeing white powder on the floor; brushes some into the air, tastes a bit of the powder]
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Searching for Family Connections
Tulip
If this baby finds her family, then maybe I can find mine.
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Desire to See the Baby
Tulip
I want to see the baby.
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Navigating Uncomfortable Situations with Humor
Tulip
You don't? All right, you laugh when you're uncomfortable. Am I pushing your buttons?
[laughing with Junior]
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Wolves Create Suspension Bridge in Unexpected Moment
Junior
Suck it, wolves!
Alpha Wolf
Wolf Pack, form a wolf bridge!
Junior
What is happening?
Tulip
The wolves are forming a suspension bridge.
Junior
How is that possible?
Tulip
I don't know.
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Tulip Expresses Sympathy for Orphans
Tulip
Tulip is fine. Orphan hurts my heart.
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Wolf Pack Forms Submarine in Storks
Alpha Wolf
Wolf Pack, form a wolf submarine!
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Fear of Failure in Career Aspirations
Junior
If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat! My hopes of becoming boss (will be) destroyed!
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Naming a Baby vs. Sticking to the Plan
Tulip
Baby, what are we gonna call you, baby? This is crazy! We're delivering a baby!
[singing]
Junior
No, we're delivering a package. Maybe we should name it instead of calling the package. We do not name the package, OK? We make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver. And we get back to Storkcon, so, the board can name me boss.
Tulip
Whoa, it's so exciting! What can we expect from boss Junior?
Junior
Oh, you know it's top secret.
[lowers Tulip's hand; guffaws]
Tulip
You can tell me, come on.
Junior
It's gonna be big.
Tulip
Like, what? Like what? How big? Like, what are you gonna do?
Junior
I prefer we're gonna talk about it right now.
Tulip
Do you not know?
Junior
What?
Tulip
Oh, my gosh, you don't know.
Junior
I know.
[offscreen]
Tulip
If you don't know, why do you want to be boss?
[gasped]
Junior
I know.
Tulip
You don't? All man, you laugh when you're uncomfortable.
[laughing with Junior]
Junior
No.
[laughing]
Tulip
Am I pushing your buttons?
Junior
Uh, no.
Tulip
Yes, I am.
Junior
Nah, no.
Tulip
Beep, beep, Boop, boop, beep, beep...
[laughing]
Junior
No, those aren't even where my buttons would be if I had buttons.
Tulip
Beep, beep, boop, boop...
Junior
Nice try.
Tulip
I am programming you to tell me why you want to be boss.
[robotic voice]
Junior
I love robots, so this is fun.
[robotic voice]
Tulip
Beep, beep, boop, boop...
Junior
We're having a good time together.
Tulip
Why do you want to be boss, why do you want to be boss, why do you want to be boss?
Junior
BACK OFF!!!
Tulip
AAAAAAGH!!
[Junior gets Tulip back on the plane after her hat and goggles blew off]
Junior
Wow! Well, that was funny. You almost died. I guess the lesson we learned today is... don't ask me why I want to be boss, right? Okay, good talk.
[chuckles]
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The Honor of Stork Delivery Service
Junior
For as long as can be remembered, storks delivered babies... From their perch on Stork Mountain. It was an honor and a privilege to serve. It was our duty, our core belief the driving force of our very lifeblood.
[first lines of the film; narrating; We see the tower called "Stork Mountain" as the storks fly out to deliver babies; We see clouds as a silhouette stork is flying; We see a stork flying while holding a blonde-haired brown skinned baby with a white blanket]
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Tension Over Chimney Concerns Among Friends
Nate and Henry
Five more minutes and then we stop.
Sarah
What?!
[shocked]
Nate and Henry
Five more minutes...
Sarah
No! That's our chimney, you're gonna destroy the whole roof?!
[off-screen; As Henry accidentally throws a sledge hammer away, crashes]
Nate
Mom, we have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks deliver my baby brother.
Henry
What he said.
Sarah
No. Don't be crazy. You cannot do the chimney. Come on, don't make me the mean mom.
Nate
Dads are fun, moms are mean.
Henry
I heard that!
Sarah
Parent conference.
[As she pinched Henry's ear]
Henry
Pinching.
Sarah
Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy. We need to tell him.
Henry
Tell him what? What, to go watch more TV? This is the best time I've had with Nate in my life. I actually feel like a dad again.
Sarah
And when no baby brother shows up?
Henry
Well, then we tell him. We can get a new chimney, but we'll never be able to replace this time with Nate. And if we put those headsets back on, how old will Nate be when we take them off again?
Nate
I'm not a jerky teenager yet. Fleeting moments, precious memories.
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Excitement Over a New Family Member
Nate
Mom! Dad! the storks are bringing me a baby brother!
Henry
That sounds like a nice dream, buddy.
[yawned]
Sarah
Let's go back to sleep, honey.
Nate
This is the best day of my life!
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The Legacy of Stork Deliveries
Junior
For as long as can be remembered, storks delivered babies... From their perch on Stork Mountain. It was an honor and a privilege to serve. It was our duty, our core belief the driving force of our very lifeblood.
[first lines of the film; narrating; We see the tower called "Stork Mountain" as the storks fly out to deliver babies; We see clouds as a silhouette stork is flying; We see a stork flying while holding a blonde-haired brown skinned baby with a white blanket]
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Wolves Express Their Hunger and Aggression
Alpha Wolf
I'm gonna devour this thing!
Beta Wolf
I'm gonna bite her arm clean off.
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Storks - Dialogue 6
Henry
Gardner Real Estate. Henry...
Sarah
...And Sarah...
Both
Gardner! A house is not a home without a Gardner!
[laughs]
Nate
Ninja Commander, where are you?
Henry
Uh, can you hold one second?
Nate
You promised me that we were taking down Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon. You didn't show up, and now he controls most of Western Europe. Ethnic tension is on the rise.
Henry
Yeah...We're totally done after this call, okay?
Nate
Really?
Henry
Five more minutes.
Sarah
And then we'll stop.
Both
We promise.
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Urgent Delivery Needed for Baby
Junior
That's insane! You need to deliver her!
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The Importance of Purpose and Delivery
Junior
An annoying person asked me once why I want to be boss. Well, I never knew why until today. Baby delivery is our true calling. This is not just a bunch of metal and glass and whatever that giant magical crystal thing is made out of. This is the heart of what Storks were put on this earth to do. This is our mission. We pride ourselves on customer service. Well this is a family that never got the baby they asked for. Make a plan. Stick to the plan. Always deliver!
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Unexpected Revelation Among Friends
Policeman
This is not code.
Nate
What?!
[Henry and Sarah gasps]
Policeman
It's all have come down.
Junior
Hunter?
[Hunter opens the door; gasps]
Hunter
You're fired.
Junior
But, but-but-but...
[stammers]
Hunter
But, but-but-but-but..." You are so idiotic. How were you not suspicious?
[mockingly; the screen zooms out to reveal a fake house in front of two warehouses]
Junior
I thought this was a gentrifying neighborhood.
Toady
Didn't expect to see you here, brah! Oh, yes, I did. I set it up.
Hunter
Seize the thing!
Junior
Wait, no! Not the baby!
Hunter
Don't worry, she's gonna be fine. She's with penguins. There are whole documentaries about how great they are at baby-sitting!
Hunter
And she'll be an excellent swimmer. And then when she's old enough, we'll return her to the human world.
Junior
That's insane! You need to deliver her!
Hunter
We can't let it get out that we accidentally made a baby! Our stock would plummet everything we've built. My entire company will fall apart. Those parents can never find out.
Toady
Okay we're ready to go. Who's the baby now?
[as he puts a pink bonnet on a tied up Junior and puts a pacifier in his mouth]
Hunter
Good enough.
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A Longing for Completion After Many Years
Jasper
And yet after all these years, I'm still missing one piece.
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Understanding the Challenges of Glass for Birds
Junior
My old nemesis: glass!
Tulip
Birds can't see glass!
[gasps]
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The Dangers of Baby Cuteness
Tulip
Look at the baby!
Junior
NO! Just a brief exposure to baby cuteness can ruin your life!
Tulip and Junior
Awww!
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A Realistic View on Parenthood
Junior
We're not like a family; we're just a guy and girl trying to put a baby to sleep.
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