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Murder Exchange Scheme Revealed
Anne
How did you get him to do it, Guy?
Guy
I get him to do it?
Anne
He killed Miriam, didn't he? Tell me, Guy!
Guy
Yes. He's a maniac. I met him on the train going to Metcalf. He had a crazy scheme about exchanging murders. I do his murder and he do mine.
Anne
What do you mean -- your murder, Guy?
Guy
Well, he'd read about me in the paper. He knew about Miriam -- and about you. He suggested that if he got rid of Miriam for me, I should kill his father.
Anne
You must have realized he was talking a lot of nonsense!
Guy
Of course! I didn't give it another thought. And now a lunatic wants me to kill his father.
Anne
It's too fantastic!
Guy
Yes, isn't it?
Anne
You mean you've known about Miriam all this time?
Guy
Since the first night. He gave me her glasses.
Anne
Why didn't you call the police?
Guy
And have them say what you did -- "Mr. Haines, how did you get him to do it?" And Bruno would say we'd planed it together.
Anne
Oh, Guy -- what can we do?
Guy
I don't know, Anne...I don't know.
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A Tennis Match Takes a Dark Turn
Taglines
A tennis star plays a match with murder!
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Tension Builds Between Friends Over a Plan
Bruno
You must be tired, Guy. I know I am. I've sure had a strenuous evening. Now look, Guy, about my father. I have the plans made. Two plans. A plan of the grounds and a plan of the house. I have in old Luger I bought at a pawn shop in San Francisco. My father --
Bruno
Wait a minute, Guy. To have to talk. We have to arrange things.
Guy
Get away before I give you what you gave Miriam.
Bruno
You're not yourself, Guy. You're tired. When you think things over, you'll see I'm right. Tomorrow --
Guy
I don't know you. I never saw you before. I never want to see you again.
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A Late-Night Encounter Between Friends
Bruno
Hello, Guy.
Guy
What are you doing here? At this time of night?
Bruno
You don't seem very pleased to see me, Guy. I brought you a little present.
Guy
What do you mean?
Guy
What's this all about?
Bruno
Recognize them?
Bruno
It was very quick, Guy. She wasn't hurt in any way. It was all over in no time. I knew you'd be surprised. Nothing for us to worry about. Nobody saw me, only Miriam. I was very careful. Even when I dropped your lighter there, I went right back to pick it up. If It'd been found, it would have ruined our whole scheme, wouldn't it?
Guy
Are you trying to tell me you've -- Why, you maniac!
Bruno
But, Guy, you wanted it! We planned it on the train together, remember?
Bruno
Where are you going?
Guy
Where do you think I'm going? I'm going to call the police, of course.
Bruno
But you can't, Guy. We'd both be arrested for murder.
Guy
We'd both be arrested for murder?
Bruno
You're is much in it as I am. We planned it together. Criss-cross. I do your murder --
Guy
You crazy fool! You think you can get away with that?
Bruno
Oh, come now, Guy. Why should I go to Metcalf and kill a total stranger, unless it was part of the plan and you were in on it? You're the one that benefits, Guy. You're a free man. I didn't even know the girl.
Guy
Let me go, Bruno. I had nothing to do with this and the police will believe me.
Bruno
If you go to the police now, you'll just be turning yourself in as in accessory. You see, you have the motive.
Bruno
What is it?
Guy
My telephone.
Bruno
Someone has some news for you, Guy.
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The Unpredictable Journey of Love
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You'll be in the grip of love's strangest trip!
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Exploring Unconventional Paths
Taglines
It's off the beaten track!
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Uncomfortable Conversation About Dark Ideas
Guy
Let's change the subject, Bruno, can't we?
Bruno
Okay, Guy. Want me to tell you one of my ideas for murdering my father?
Guy
You've been reading too many of these.
[indicating the detective novels]
Bruno
You want to hear about the busted light socket in the bathroom, or the carbon monoxide in the garage?
Guy
No. I may be old fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law.
Bruno
But not against the law of nature. My theory is that everybody is a potential murderer. Didn't you ever want to kill somebody? Say one of those useless fellows Miriam was running around with?
Guy
You can't go around killing people just because you think they're useless.
Bruno
Oh, what's a life or two? Some people are better off dead, Guy. Take your -- wife and my father, for instance. It reminds me of a wonderful idea had once. I used to put myself to sleep at night -- figuring it out. Now, let's say you want to get rid of your wife.
Guy
Why?
Bruno
Let's say she refuses to give you a divorce -- Let's say. You'd be afraid to kill her because you'd get caught. And what would trip you up? Motive. Now here's the plan...
[raises a finger and stops Guy's protest]
Guy
I'm afraid I haven't time to listen.
Bruno
It's so simple, too. A couple of fellows meet accidentally, like you and me. No connection between them at all. Never saw each other before. Each of them has somebody he'd like to get rid of, but he can't murder the person he wants to get rid of. He'll get caught. So they swap murders.
Guy
Swap murders?
Bruno
Each fellow does the other fellow's murder. Then there is nothing to connect them. The one who had the motive isn't there. Each fellow murders a total stranger. Like you do my murder and I do yours.
Guy
We're coming into my station.
Bruno
For example, your wife, my father. Criss-cross.
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The Universal Fascination with Murder
Mrs. Cunningham
Well, Mr. Anthony, you seem very interested in the subject of murder.
Bruno
No more than anyone else. No more than you, for instance.
Mrs. Cunningham
Me? I'm not interested in murder.
Bruno
Oh, come now, everyone's interested in that. Everyone would like to put someone out of the way. Now surely, Madame, you're not going to tell me that there hasn't been a time when you wanted to dispose of someone. Your husband, for instance.
Mrs. Cunningham
Good heavens, no!
[laughing]
Bruno
Ah ah! Are you sure? Do you mean to tell me there wasn't a tiny moment - when you'd been made really angry? And what did you say?
Mrs. Cunningham
Well...
[giggling]
Bruno
There you are, you see! There you are! All right, now you're going -- to do a murder. How are you going to do it? This is the fascinating part -- how are you going to do it...I didn't get your name?
Mrs. Cunningham
Mrs. Cunningham.
Bruno
Mrs. Cunningham, how are you going to do it?
Mrs. Cunningham
Well, I suppose I'll have to get a gun from somewhere.
Bruno
Tssk, tssk. Oh no, Mrs. Cunningham. Bang, bang, all over the place. Blood everywhere?
Mrs. Anderson
What about a little poison?
Bruno
Ah! That's better, that's better. Mrs.....?
Mrs. Anderson
Anderson.
Bruno
That's better, Mrs. Anderson. But Mrs. Cunningham is in a dreadful hurry. Poison could take...let's see...ten to twelve weeks, if poor Mr. Cunningham is to die from natural causes.
Mrs. Cunningham
I have a wonderful idea! I can tak him out in the car and when I get to a lonely spot, knock him on the head with a hammer, pour gasoline over him and over the car and start the whole thing ablaze.
Bruno
And then have to walk all that way home?
Bruno
No, I have the best way, and the best tools. Simple, silent, and quick. The silent part being the most important. Let me show you what I mean. You don't mind if I borrow your neck for a moment do you?
[he holds out his hands]
Mrs. Cunningham
Well, it's not for long.
[giggling]
Bruno
Oh! no. Now, when I nod my head, just see if you can cry out, and I bet you can't. Now with my two thumbs...you see that's where I'll be able to prevent any sound coming from you. Now, just wait for the nod of my head.
Mrs. Anderson
Mr. Anthony! Mr. Anthony!
Man
Stop him! Stop him!
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A Journey of Thrills and Suspense
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It starts with a shriek of a train whistle...and ends with shrieking excitement!
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The Importance of Action and Accomplishment
Bruno Anthony
I beg your pardon, but aren't you Guy Haines? ...I certainly admire people who do things. People who do things are important. Me, I never seem to do anything.
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Unexpected Confrontation Over Family Secrets
Guy
Mr. Anthony! Mr. Antony! Don't be alarmed -- but I must talk to you about your son. About Bruno. Mr. Antony!
Bruno
Yes, Mr. Haines? My father isn't home tonight, Mr. Haines. I was about to tell you that over the phone. But you came to such a sudden decision. I wondered why.
Guy
Since you sent me a key to your house, I decided to use it -- to make a little social call on your father. I thought he'd be interested to know he has a lunatic son.
Bruno
Then a I correct, Mr. Haines, in assuming that you have no intention of going ahead with our arrangement?
Guy
No intention whatsoever. I never had.
Bruno
I see. You won't have any further use for the key, then, Mr. Haines. Thank you very such.
Guy
Or this.
[tossing the gun on the bed]
Guy
Look, Bruno. You're terribly sick. I don't know whether it's possible for you to realize it or not. I don't know much about these things, Bruno. But why don't you go someplace where you can get some treatment? Not only for your own sake, Bruno, but you can't go on causing more and more destruction to anyone you happen to meet.
Bruno
I don't like to be double crossed. I have a murder on my conscience, but it's not my murder, Mr. Haines -- it's yours. And as you're the one to profit, I think you should be the one to pay for it.
Guy
Well, I guess it's no use, Bruno. We seem to have nothing further to discuss.
Bruno
Don't worry. I'm not going to shoot you, Mr. Haines. It might disturb mother. I'm a very clever follow. I'll think of something better than that. Much better.
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The Desire for Unconditional Love and Sacrifice
Barbara Morton
I still think it would be wonderful to have a man love you so much he'd kill for you.
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