Surf's Up 2: WaveMania - Quotes

A Clash of Surfing Enthusiasm

Chicken Joe: Cock-a-doodle-dude!

Hunter: [wakes up furiously] HRAAAAGH!!!!! Cock-a-doodle-SHUT UP!!!

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Anticipation Builds for the Big Moment

Mr. McMahon: This is the moment we've been waiting for!

Paige: Whoa, this is amazing!

Mr. McMahon: [laughing] Let's ride!

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The Search for the Legendary Surfing Spot

Mr. McMahon: [opens a chest] What I hold here is the key that will unlock one of the greatest mysteries of our time.

Chicken Joe: Why everything seems to taste like me?

Mr. McMahon: [drumroll] No. This is the map to the most legendary surfing spot on the planet. The Trenches!

Cody: I thought that the Trenches were just, like, made up...to scare little kids.

Paige: Oh, it's real, alright. And everything you hear about it is true.

Hunter: It's hidden somewhere on Slaughter Island, the most dangerous and mysterious place on the planet.

JC: Jagged rocks, huge cliffs.

Undertaker: It's a surfer's graveyard.

Mr. McMahon: And we're going to ride it! RTL! Am I right, guys?

Paige: Heck yeah! RTL!

Hang 5: RTL!

Cody: Hey Joe, what does RTL mean?

Chicken Joe: [farts] I don't know, man. Rumbly tummy...ooh, something? Oh, I shouldn't have eaten all those escargogos.

Mr. McMahon: [frowns] Surfing the Trenches will be the greatest ride of my life. And my last.

Chicken Joe: Because you're gonna die?!

Mr. McMahon: No! Because I'm retiring.

Hang 5: [surprised] WHAT?!

JC: Boss, you can't be serious!

Mr. McMahon: Hey, I'm not getting any younger. It's time for me to settle down.

Hunter: What does that mean? We're gonna be the Hang 4 from now on?

Mr. McMahon: Maybe not. Big Z always said Pen Gu breeds great surfers. I think it's time we add a new member.

Paige: Have somebody in mind, boss?

Mr. McMahon: [laughs; Cody looks back and smiles, assuming he'll be part of the Hang 5] I'm not gonna give away the surprise just yet. But I think I might've found someone very special.

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Embracing Extreme Challenges and Limits

Paige: Lani, we're all about pushing ourselves to the absolute limit. And it doesn't get any more extreme than this.

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Handling Bad Moods with Caution

Paige: Yeah, you don't wanna mess with me when I'm in a bad mood.

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Encouragement for Cody's Expression

Hunter: [shoves Tank in Cody's direction] I think you have something to say to Cody.

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Hunter's Unfortunate Puddle Incident

Hunter: I told you guys, I sat on a puddle!

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Hunter's Challenge to Impress the Kids

Hunter: [runs into the tree, coconuts fall on his head] If you kids think JC's dumb old stories are cool, watch me uproot this tree.

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A Surfer's Reaction to an Extreme Moment

Undertaker: [after being shocked by jellyfish held by Chicken Joe] Now that was gnarly.

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Resting like the dead

Undertaker: I slept like a corpse.

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A humorous reaction to a surprise touch

Undertaker: [cracks his head in place, his eyes dangle to reveal pupils] That tickled.

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Perception of Character in JC's Words

JC: [referring to Cody and his heroic efforts] That's what I saw in him.

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The Secret to My Amazing Physique

JC: Leg-pressing a large heavy boulder, then onto a one-handed handstand, all while still leg-pressing the boulder. The secret to my amazing physique: eat right, exercise, and never give up...on being awesome!

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Confidence in Appearance

JC: I make this look good!

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Invitation to Take Action

JC: If you want some, come get some!

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Arrival at the Trenches

Mr. McMahon: My friends, we finally made it. Behold, the Trenches.

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Teamwork and Accountability in Leadership

Mr. McMahon: I leave you alone for 10 minutes and this is what you do? I except rookie mistakes from rookies, but you guys know better. And Cody Maverick, we'll never get to the Trenches if you keep starting fights with your teammates.

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Preparing for the Journey Ahead

Mr. McMahon: [raises his foot and wiggles his toes] Come on, guys. We've got a lot of ground to cover today. Remember what we talked about last night. After all, this journey isn't just about getting to the Trenches. One of you will be replacing me on the Hang 5. Those are some big shoes to fill, so show me you've got big feet.

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A Special Connection with a Surfboard

Tank "The Shredder" Evans: [about his surfboard] This is Michelle. We've been together for about-- What is it, babe? --3 years now. I bought her at a garage sale. I saw her across the lawn and was like "Oh, yeah!". Don't get me wrong, I still ride other boards, y'know, but uh...but Michelle, she's special.

Embrace Pain as Part of Training

Tank "The Shredder" Evans: Fight through the pain. It's part of your training.

Conflict of Duty and Emotion

Lani Aliikai: I can't watch. But I can't not watch. I'm a lifeguard, Joe! I'm supposed to protect all beachgoers! I swore a Hippocratic oath!

Determination to Overcome Challenges

Lani Aliikai: [referring to Tank] We can't let him win, Cody.

Understanding Unusual Flavors in Surf's Up 2

Chicken Joe: [picks up the conch, puts it to his ear; wears it on his head] Uh-huh. Yeah? Yeah? Whoa! So that's why everything tastes like me. Thanks, dude!

Reluctance to embrace the afterlife

Chicken Joe: Uh, I don't think I'm quite ready for the big chicken bucket up in the sky just yet. Oh, hey, how about an honorary membership?

Chicken Joe's Plea for Survival

Chicken Joe: [almost being eaten by the Undertaker] Whoa, man, don't eat me! I'm not the food!

Chicken Joe's Catchphrase in Surf's Up 2

Chicken Joe: [repeated line] Cock-a-doodle-dude!

Heroic Sacrifice for Community and Tradition

Cody Maverick: [reads an inscription; looks back and sees lightning; runs off to warn his friends] Here lies the great hero of Slaughter Island, the bravest and most honored surfer of all. He gave up his chance at fame and fortune, and he chose to stay with his people to protect them from the treacherous waters of the Trenches by performing the sacred rites of Ride The Lightning.". RTL! Oh no! I gotta tell Lani and Joe!

Cody's Ambition to Join the Hang 5

Cody Maverick: You better start packing your bags, Tank, cause by tomorrow, I'm gonna be a part of the Hang 5. Traveling the world, doing the most radical stuff. And you'll just go back to being a nobody from Nowhere Island, and you'll never see me again.

Cody Maverick's Excitement for Legendary Surf Crew

Cody Maverick: The Hang 5?! The most legendary surf crew of all time?!

Cody Maverick's Enthusiasm for Adventure

Cody Maverick: The Hang 5 is the real deal. They've done everything! Snowboard during an avalanche: check. Skydive into a tornado: check. Competitive speed knitting: check. Whatever it is they're about to do, I wanna be a part of it.