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Surf's Up 2: WaveMania Quotes

"Starring your favorite WWE Superstars!"

PG 2017 · 1h 24m
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30 quotes
Preparing for the Journey Ahead
Mr. McMahon Come on, guys. We've got a lot of ground to cover today. Remember what we talked about last night. After all, this journey isn't just about getting to the Trenches. One of you will be replacing me on the Hang 5. Those are some big shoes to fill, so show me you've got big feet.
[raises his foot and wiggles his toes]
A Surfer's Reaction to an Extreme Moment
Undertaker Now that was gnarly.
[after being shocked by jellyfish held by Chicken Joe]
Reluctance to embrace the afterlife
Chicken Joe Uh, I don't think I'm quite ready for the big chicken bucket up in the sky just yet. Oh, hey, how about an honorary membership?
The Secret to My Amazing Physique
JC Leg-pressing a large heavy boulder, then onto a one-handed handstand, all while still leg-pressing the boulder. The secret to my amazing physique: eat right, exercise, and never give up...on being awesome!
Perception of Character in JC's Words
JC That's what I saw in him.
[referring to Cody and his heroic efforts]
Cody's Ambition to Join the Hang 5
Cody Maverick You better start packing your bags, Tank, cause by tomorrow, I'm gonna be a part of the Hang 5. Traveling the world, doing the most radical stuff. And you'll just go back to being a nobody from Nowhere Island, and you'll never see me again.
Resting like the dead
Undertaker I slept like a corpse.
Hunter's Challenge to Impress the Kids
Hunter If you kids think JC's dumb old stories are cool, watch me uproot this tree.
[runs into the tree, coconuts fall on his head]
Conflict of Duty and Emotion
Lani Aliikai I can't watch. But I can't not watch. I'm a lifeguard, Joe! I'm supposed to protect all beachgoers! I swore a Hippocratic oath!
Arrival at the Trenches
Mr. McMahon My friends, we finally made it. Behold, the Trenches.
A Clash of Surfing Enthusiasm
Chicken Joe Cock-a-doodle-dude!
Hunter HRAAAAGH!!!!! Cock-a-doodle-SHUT UP!!!
[wakes up furiously]
Anticipation Builds for the Big Moment
Mr. McMahon This is the moment we've been waiting for!
Paige Whoa, this is amazing!
Mr. McMahon Let's ride!
[laughing]
Understanding Unusual Flavors in Surf's Up 2
Chicken Joe Uh-huh. Yeah? Yeah? Whoa! So that's why everything tastes like me. Thanks, dude!
[picks up the conch, puts it to his ear; wears it on his head]
Cody Maverick's Excitement for Legendary Surf Crew
Cody Maverick The Hang 5?! The most legendary surf crew of all time?!
Chicken Joe's Catchphrase in Surf's Up 2
Chicken Joe Cock-a-doodle-dude!
[repeated line]
Teamwork and Accountability in Leadership
Mr. McMahon I leave you alone for 10 minutes and this is what you do? I except rookie mistakes from rookies, but you guys know better. And Cody Maverick, we'll never get to the Trenches if you keep starting fights with your teammates.
Determination to Overcome Challenges
Lani Aliikai We can't let him win, Cody.
[referring to Tank]
A Special Connection with a Surfboard
Tank "The Shredder" Evans This is Michelle. We've been together for about-- What is it, babe? --3 years now. I bought her at a garage sale. I saw her across the lawn and was like "Oh, yeah!". Don't get me wrong, I still ride other boards, y'know, but uh...but Michelle, she's special.
[about his surfboard]
Encouragement for Cody's Expression
Hunter I think you have something to say to Cody.
[shoves Tank in Cody's direction]
Invitation to Take Action
JC If you want some, come get some!
Hunter's Unfortunate Puddle Incident
Hunter I told you guys, I sat on a puddle!
Embracing Extreme Challenges and Limits
Paige Lani, we're all about pushing ourselves to the absolute limit. And it doesn't get any more extreme than this.
A humorous reaction to a surprise touch
Undertaker That tickled.
[cracks his head in place, his eyes dangle to reveal pupils]
Cody Maverick's Enthusiasm for Adventure
Cody Maverick The Hang 5 is the real deal. They've done everything! Snowboard during an avalanche: check. Skydive into a tornado: check. Competitive speed knitting: check. Whatever it is they're about to do, I wanna be a part of it.
The Search for the Legendary Surfing Spot
Mr. McMahon What I hold here is the key that will unlock one of the greatest mysteries of our time.
[opens a chest]
Chicken Joe Why everything seems to taste like me?
Mr. McMahon No. This is the map to the most legendary surfing spot on the planet. The Trenches!
[drumroll]
Cody I thought that the Trenches were just, like, made up...to scare little kids.
Paige Oh, it's real, alright. And everything you hear about it is true.
Hunter It's hidden somewhere on Slaughter Island, the most dangerous and mysterious place on the planet.
JC Jagged rocks, huge cliffs.
Undertaker It's a surfer's graveyard.
Mr. McMahon And we're going to ride it! RTL! Am I right, guys?
Paige Heck yeah! RTL!
Hang 5 RTL!
Cody Hey Joe, what does RTL mean?
Chicken Joe I don't know, man. Rumbly tummy...ooh, something? Oh, I shouldn't have eaten all those escargogos.
[farts]
Mr. McMahon Surfing the Trenches will be the greatest ride of my life. And my last.
[frowns]
Chicken Joe Because you're gonna die?!
Mr. McMahon No! Because I'm retiring.
Hang 5 WHAT?!
[surprised]
JC Boss, you can't be serious!
Mr. McMahon Hey, I'm not getting any younger. It's time for me to settle down.
Hunter What does that mean? We're gonna be the Hang 4 from now on?
Mr. McMahon Maybe not. Big Z always said Pen Gu breeds great surfers. I think it's time we add a new member.
Paige Have somebody in mind, boss?
Mr. McMahon I'm not gonna give away the surprise just yet. But I think I might've found someone very special.
[laughs; Cody looks back and smiles, assuming he'll be part of the Hang 5]
Confidence in Appearance
JC I make this look good!
Embrace Pain as Part of Training
Tank "The Shredder" Evans Fight through the pain. It's part of your training.
Chicken Joe's Plea for Survival
Chicken Joe Whoa, man, don't eat me! I'm not the food!
[almost being eaten by the Undertaker]
Heroic Sacrifice for Community and Tradition
Cody Maverick Here lies the great hero of Slaughter Island, the bravest and most honored surfer of all. He gave up his chance at fame and fortune, and he chose to stay with his people to protect them from the treacherous waters of the Trenches by performing the sacred rites of Ride The Lightning.". RTL! Oh no! I gotta tell Lani and Joe!
[reads an inscription; looks back and sees lightning; runs off to warn his friends]
Handling Bad Moods with Caution
Paige Yeah, you don't wanna mess with me when I'm in a bad mood.