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S.W.A.T. Quotes

"You're either S.W.A.T. or you're not."

PG-13 2003 · 1h 57m
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62
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10 quotes
Sibling Concerns and Perceptions of Age
Michael Boxer I just want to know what you did to my little sister.
Jim Street She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.
TJ McCabe Oh no, you didn't...
[laughing]
Low-Flying Learjet Sparks Curiosity Among Officers
Chris Sanchez Did they build an airport downtown in the past two days?
Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson I don't think so, Sanchez, why?
Sanchez That Learjet on your right. It's flying real low.
Concern for Boxer’s Well-being
TJ McCabe How's Boxer?
Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson What do you care?
McCabe C'mon, Hondo, just give me that.
Hondo He's going to make it.
McCabe Good.
Hondo Just couldn't resist, could ya? So what do you wanna do?
McCabe Goddamnit, Sarge.
[commits suicide]
Unexpected Orders After Shift End
Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson Technically, our watch has been over for 12 hours.
[dons radio gear; looks at Hondo]
Hondo Yeah... What the hell. Mount up!
[understands; prepares weapon]
Commitment to the S.W.A.T. Team
Taglines You're either S.W.A.T. or you're not.
Cops Rely on 911 for Help
Taglines Even Cops Dial 911.
Profit Sharing Strategy for Unusual Items
Deacon "Deke" Kaye We need to sell that shit on eBay.
Jim Street I only have one.
Deke We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break em down like a shotgun - The Polish Penetrator!
Consequences of Choices in Law Enforcement
Brian Gamble That woman is alive because of what we did.
Capt. Thomas Fuller Yeah, alive and suing the city for millions. The Chief said if he's gonna pay, somebody else does, too, and it sure as hell isn't gonna be me.
Brian Gamble C'mon Fuller we get...
Capt. Thomas Fuller *Captain* Fuller.
[Interrupting]
Brian Gamble Captain Fuller, we get two seconds to make a decision! You get two months to sit there and tear it apart?!
Velasquez SWAT means "Special Weapons *And* Tactics". Where were your tactics out there?
Jim Street Saving a woman from getting shot. That's where are tactics were.
Gamble Every cop in this department knows that we did the right thing.
Fuller Sometimes, doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing.
Sgt. Howard What the hell does that mean?
Fuller Sergeant... You disobeyed a direct order, end of story. You're both off SWAT.
[stern; turns to Street and Gamble]
Velasquez Captain. They're two of our best officers.
Fuller Well I'm not sticking them back in the field after a stunt like that.
Gamble Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that saving lives was goddamn stunt!
[Becoming angry]
Fuller Hey, you've got a big mouth, and apparently you're quick on the trigger, and *that* is why your ass is in a sling!
[Becoming angry with Gamble]
Velasquez Captain Fuller, if you're really gonna put them off SWAT at least keep them in the division. Give'em a shot at getting back.
Fuller Fine, stick'em in the gun cage. Get'em out of my sight.
Card Game Strategy Discussion
Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson Ten of spades. Spade flush. Not good enough.
[Deke shoots a card]
Jim Street Hondo, isn't that a straight flush?
Hondo Hold the phone. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten of spades. Straight flush. Deke!
[reads cards through binoculars]
Deacon "Deke" Kaye Beats four aces in Compton any day!
[smiles as Hondo evaluates his shots]
Michael Boxer I think that works in Orange County too!
Team Loyalty Amidst Chaos
Brian Gamble Let's get the hell outta here, huh? I need a cocktail.
Jim Street I'm staying.
Gamble You're what? Wha-? After that?
[In disbelief]
Street A couple of months, Fuller will find some new asses to chew out, and we'll be back on the team.
Gamble Fuller is the cockroach in this department, brother, and he's not gonna give us any second chance.
Street What are you gonna do, piss away all the hard work you did to get here?
Gamble Piss WHAT away, Jimmy? The cage? C'mon man, we're better than that and you know it. Gonna come with me? Well, a real partner wouldn't have to ask that, would he?
Street A real partner would step up to what he did at the bank.
Gamble Yeah, I saved the hostage.
Street You disobeyed the hold.
Gamble No. I saved that hostage.
Street You disobeyed the hold! You made the decision yourself, and you shot a hostage, Jesus, Brian!
[shouts]
Gamble Wow, you sound a lot like Fuller. Is that what you two were talking about in there? You rat me out, you cut a deal to get back on the team, Jimmy?
[shocked]
Street Did I cut a deal?
Gamble Yeah, did you?
Street How many times have I covered up for your goddamn stunts?
Gamble That's what a partner's supposed to do... You just picked a paycheck over me, bro.
[shrugs; picks up badge; tosses badge to Street]
Street You just picked yourself over everything else.
Gamble You wanna stay here, be Fuller's bitch? You go right ahead, but I can't do it, nope, can't do it. Goddmanit goddamnit god-'-damnit, Jimmy.
[slaps locker in anger]
Street Partners for five years, this is how you wanna end it?
Gamble Nuh, uh. I didn't end it. You sold me out to the press.
Street You know, I never realized until now how full of shit you are.
[tosses badge back to Gamble, who comes over and grabs Street by the shirt in anger]
Gamble Fuck you and SWAT.
[pushes Street back and breaks a mirror behind him]