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Realization of Flirting in Sydney White
Sydney
You realize she was flirting with you.
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Self-Confidence in Beauty and Worth
Rachel
Still fairest of them all.
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Unwanted Beauty Standards and Personal Struggles
Rachel
Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare.
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Mug Shot Humor in Difficult Times
Sydney
Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot.
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The Fatigue of Public Humiliation
Sydney
Public humiliation can be pretty tiring.
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Bunny Slippers and Boundaries
Sydney
As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers.
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Tyler Offers Guidance as a Greek Mentor
Tyler
Let me be your Greek guide.
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Fantasy Games and Their Reenactment
Lenny
We always do play fantasy video games and then reenact them.
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Comment on Kappa Sorority Intensity
Tyler
The Kappas are just a little intense.
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The Unending Struggle with a Disease
Sydney
It's a disease... one without a cure.
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A Call for Simplicity in Appearance
Rachel
Lose the big hair. This is not ].
[[w:Dallas (TV show)|Dallas]
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Unfulfilled Expectations of Marriage
Rachel
I thought I was going to marry a ].
[[Backstreet Boy]
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Bathroom Habits Clarified by Sydney
Sydney
Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.
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Appreciation for the Color Purple
George
Purple's pretty.
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Welcome to Hell, Skanks Statement
Rachel
Welcome to Hell, skanks!
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Bologna and Celine Dion: A Memorable Moment
Sydney
They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!
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Learning to Speak Priss
Sydney
I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.
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Perception of Fear in Others
George
She's kinda scary.
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Lenny's Awkward Inquiry About Lady Products
Lenny
Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special...lady products?
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A Girl Like You for Kappas
Tyler
Kappas could use a girl like you.
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The Pain of Eating a Plastic Flower
Sydney
I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt.
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A Place for Superficiality and Materialism
Sydney
If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is.
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A Daughter's Need for Maternal Support
Sydney
Sometimes a girl just needs her mom.
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A Dorky Observation by Lenny
Lenny
You really are a dork.
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Lenny's Insight on Guys and Girls
Lenny
You may find this hard to believe, but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls.
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Sydney expresses frustration about plastic plates.
Sydney
Tyler, these plates are plastic it hurts my hands!
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Finding Happiness Within Oneself
Lenny
He keeps himself happy.
[''talking about Spanky'']
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A Date Acknowledged by Tyler
Tyler
Now it's a date, huh?
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Critique of Ignorance and Competence
Rachel
That girl wouldn't know her ] from her ].
[[Gucci; [Pucci]
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Questioning Tyler's Sanity
Sydney
Tyler, have you lost your mind?
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