Name: Taxi
Genre: Action, Comedy, Thriller, Crime
Released: 2004-10-06
Duration: 97 min
Rating: 5.6
Cast: Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon, Gisele Bündchen, Jennifer Esposito, Henry Simmons

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Perfume Confusion Between Jesse and Belle

Jesse (sniffs Belle's clothes) Wait a minute. Who you wearin perfume for?

Belle What? Oh, no, no, no, no. No, I cut through Macy's. I got tagged.

Jesse Uh-huh.

Belle Why, you like it? Is it me?

Jesse Look, lemme tell you something, baby. There's only one thing I like on you.

Belle What's that?

Jesse And that's me.

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Acknowledging Weaknesses and Vulnerabilities

Andy Washburn Everyone has their weaknesses, okay! ] has Kryptonite. ] has snakes. You know? ] has ]...or vice versa.

[[w:Superman|Superman; [w:Indiana Jones|Indiana Jones; [w:Whitney Houston|Whitney Houston; [w:Bobby Brown|Bobby Brown]

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Safety Reminder from Belle in Taxi

Belle Buckle up for safety mother...

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Questioning Adult Independence and Proximity to Family

Belle What kind of grown-ass man live ten feet away from his mom?

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Celebrating Eternal Love Through Song

Andy Washburn (singing) This will be an everlasting love!

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Disdain for an Unmarked Daewoo Car

Belle (to Andy) This is your unmarked car? A Daewoo? Man, I know people. I can't be seen in this thing. Open the door. I don't wanna get Daewoo on my hands.

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Dispute Over Accountability in a Shooting Incident

Belle (to Lieutenant Martha Robbins and FBI Agent Mullins) Ballistic test?! On what? We already know who shot my cab. (referring to Andy) It was that stupid idiot right there with that dumb look on his face.

Andy That's not fair. Agent Mullins wasn't even on the scene.

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A Request for Calmness

Andy Washburn You calm down now, lady!

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Celebrating Belle's Achievement in Taxi Driving

Belle's Boss (to Belle) Anyway, we're all real proud of you for getting your taxi license. Knowing that you're behind the wheel of a taxi in our fair city...makes us want to move to Albany.

Female Police Officer Washburn? What a loser!

Jeff Gordon Congratulations Belle.

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Bending Rules in Law Enforcement Conversations

Belle Hey, why are we not doing this at the station?

Andy Sometimes a good cop's got to bend the rules so that laws don't get broken. You know what I'm sayin'? I'm not afraid to live outside the law.

Belle (scoffs) You're living outside of your mind. That's where you live.

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Humorous Insult Amid Distorted Laughter

Belle (voice distorted from laughing gas) Man, you stupid!

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Parrot Incident in a Stakeout Discussion

Lieutenant Martha Robbins You drove your wheels through a bodega, and you killed Detective Manuel's parrot.

Andy Detective Manuel knew what he was risking when he took the parrot on the stakeout.

Lieutenant Martha Robbins (scoffs) I don't believe you.

Andy So ridiculous. Of all pets, I mean. Its the one that talks.

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Facing the Challenge Head-On

Belle Ready to try and smoke you.

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Belle's Frustration with Betrayal

Belle That skank shot me.

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Confrontation Over Authority and Respect

Andy (holding badge) Hey! See this? This is a badge, okay? That means you're not allowed to SCREAM AT ME!

Belle (grabs badge) Aah!

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Ticket Troubles on a Bicycle

Belle Come on. Everybody's got a few tickets.

Agent Mullins Not 75. And not on a bicycle, Miss Williams.

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Family Dynamics and Personal Safety

Belle Stop playing! You live next door to your mom?

Andy It makes her feel safe.

Belle She's must not've seen you in action.

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Self-Assessment of Driving Skills

Andy Washburn I'm not a very good driver!

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Love and Responsibility in Relationships

Belle What you gonna do with the girl, but love her...and pay her!

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Police Interruption Amidst Chaos

Andy (to a car) Freeze! Official police business! I'm gonna need-

Andy (seeing the wreckage, takes off)

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Identity and Inheritance in Humor

Andy Washburn (voice distorted from laughing gas) I sound like ]'s illegtimate white grandson.

[From Outtakes; [w:Barry White|Barry White]

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Unexpected clothing change remarks

Andy Washburn (after changing from police uniform to everyday clothes) You didn't see my nads, did ya?

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Tension in a Hostage Situation

Andy What are they sayin'?

Belle The redhead is sayin she doesn't want to kill a cop. So, if we just play it cool then they'll leave us here tied up.

Andy Okay. Okay. I'll play it cool. Play it cool. (winks)

Belle Okay. Hey...what was that wink for?

Andy Shh. Hey, trust me.

Belle No, no, no, no, no, man. What was that about?

Andy Shh. Trust me. Trust me.

Belle Trust you?

Andy Yeah.

Belle Trust you? Hell no. Uh-uh. No way. (to bank robbers) Hey! Excuse me! Excuse me! Don't mean to interrupt. He's gonna do something. He just winked at me.

Andy Hey, what's wrong with you?

Belle What's wrong with me?

Andy Yeah!

Belle Uh, I got a problem getting SHOT! (to red-headed bank robber) Did you frisk him?

Red-headed Bank Robber (cocks gun and point it at Andy) Si.

Bell Well frisk his ace again! He got at least one more gun on him. Cavity-search him!

Andy I do not! (to robbers) I swear!

Belle He's got a gun and he's gonna use it! He's crazy.

Andy Whose side are you on?

Belle MINE!

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A Memorable Driving Lesson Experience

Andy's Mom Well, Andy's not a very strong driver. See, he had a really bad experience when he had his first driving lesson.

Andy Driving lesson?! You call that a driving lesson?

Andy's Mom Mm, yes!

Andy Dad let go of the wheel and said: "You better steer or else you're gonna kill the whole family"!

Andy's Mom Yeah. It was good for you.

Andy We were going 90. I was six!

Andy's Mom That's right. And that's the way he taught you to swim.

Andy I can't swim either!

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A Mother's Concern Over Her Car

Andy's Mom (to Andy) Where's my Daewoo. Andy, did you do something to my car?

Andy (sees Belle mocking him behind his mother) Don't!

Belle (mouthing) You busted.

Andy's Mom Andy. (grabs Andy's face and lifts it to hers) Look at me, my darling. You didn't drive it through another bodega, did you?

Belle That was you?! It was you! You was on the cover of the Post. You killed that parrot.

Andy (embarrassed) Mom, what did I tell you about talkin official police business, all right?!

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A Conversation About Havana and Hospitality

Andy (with fake Cuban accent) You guys are ever in Havana, you give me a call, okay? We'll have some tequila, cerveza. You know? Okay? Mi casa es su casa.

Man (suspiciously) What part?

Andy Uh, you ask me where I'm from?

Man Yeah. What part?

Andy What part am I from? (stalling) Uh, what part of Havana?

Man Yeah.

Andy You know, on the, uh, I live around the corner of uh, uh...Castro Street.

Man (looks at Andy then at his cohorts) Show's over, pig!

Andy (to partner, while running down stairs) How can there not be a Castro Street in Cuba? That's insane!

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Questioning Decisions in a Crime Scenario

Lieutenant Martha Robbins Washburn, you took a cab to a robbery? You thought that was okay?

Andy W-well, yeah.

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Nostalgic Reflection on a Saved Moment

Andy Washburn I remember savin this one, I remember savin this one. Oh, hey, Jesse!

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Race Against Time in a Taxi

Man (hits cab window, jumps in back)

Belle Hey! What the hell is your problem? (wipes off window)

Man Cabbie, I need to be at the J.F.K. in fifteen minutes. 100 bucks says I make it.

Belle Whoo! Done. You jumped in the right cab today.

Belle I don't usually stop for white guys. It's my way of balancing the universe.

Man (stares at watch irritated) That's fourteen minutes.

Belle (puts car in gear) Buckle up for safety, motherf-

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Understanding Modus Operandi in Conversation

Andy All I have to go on is the M.O., modus operandi. That's police jargon for-

Belle (cutting off) I know what it means. And it's not police jargon, it's Latin.

Andy Right. Whatever. It's both.

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Concerns About Gunshot Wounds

Belle Uh, I got a problem gettin shot!

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Men and Their Playful Nature

Andy Washburn (to Belle while on stakeout) So, you got guy problems, huh? Overheard you and your man on the phone. Want a little bit of wisdom from the man side? I'll give it to you. Men, are like cats, you know? Sure, we'll play with the ball of yarn, unless you want us to play with the ball of yarn. Trick is, hide the ball of yarn. (laughs) But, don't hide it where you can't find it, you know? "Hey what's the ball of yarn doin in the fridge?" Whatever, you know what I'm sayin'?

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