Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes

The Shredder Tonight I dine on turtle soup!

Donnie I always wanted to try this...

Leo Do NOT say a word about this to anyone. If you do, we will find you. April O'Neil.

Leo I think this is it, guys!

Raph Let's go save my brothers!

April What are you?

Leonardo Well, miss, we're ninjas.

Raphael We're mutants!

Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.

Michelangelo And we're teenagers, but we can have adult conversations.

April So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?

Donnie Well, when you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!

Donnie BAM! System disabled! Who wants Italian? I'm buying! Tiramisu for everybody!

Raph Why are you always telling me what to do?

The Shredder Enough! The lesson is over.

The Shredder Raphael, glad you can join us. The 4th cage is for you!

Mikey Guys, I'm in the zone! There's literally nothing that can break me right now! Starting to crack...

Leo All aboard!

Leo How many times do I have to tell you? We don't break things, we fix them. Donnie already wiped the pic, genius! Problem solved! Moving on!

Mikey Guys, did you see? I totally talked to a girl!

The Shredder I do not believe in fairy tales.

Donnie Ma'am, can you hear me? Do you know what city you're in? Do you know where you are?

Raph Cowabunga.

Mikey Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill! It's just a mask, see? Don't freak out. Right?

Mikey Please keep your hands and feet inside the shell at all times!

Master Splinter Like all children, they were drawn to the distractions of popular culture. And I knew, one day they would want to explore the world above. ]'s "Hollaback Girl"] They would be ridiculed. They would need to learn to protect themselves, both mentally and physically. And then I found a way. First, I would teach myself the ancient art of ninjutsu. The others followed my lead, accelerating at a wondrous rate. Their gift was also their passion; they lived, breathed and dreamed of martial arts. Then, they were ready.

Raph Let's do it for Sensei!

Master Splinter My sons, your training is not yet complete. But you will become the warriors that legends are made of.

Donnie Oh my Gosh, they have guns!

Leo We were created as weapons, and we knew the world would never accept us... but one day, it would need us.

Master Splinter Listen closely, April. I don't remember a time before living in that laboratory. That fateful night started like any other: Sachs gave us our injections, your father made sure our vital signs were strong, and you as always provided us with a special treat. After the brothers went to sleep, I heard loud voices... it was the smell of smoke. Alarms sounded. Your father had discovered the truth behind the man he was working for. He set fire to the lab; his last breath was taken trying to destroy Shredder's plan. I was terrified. But then you appeared, and ushered us to safety. I never had a voice, then. But I thank you now, April.

Leo All these years you told us we were rescued from the fire by a great guardian spirit, a hogosha.

Vernon So they're aliens?

April O'Neil No, that's stupid. They're turtles.

Bernadette Thompson Is there anything else we should know about them?

April They're ninjas.

Mikey Hey, I'm drivin'!

The Shredder All these years, I have been seeking to recreate the mutagen, and you... you just handed it to me.

Leo I think this is it, guys!

Splinter You're extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, the Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused. Elbows locked. Stance lowered. And we begin. Be one with the blades! Lead their path I know you are eager to answer their calls, but your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me. Patience. You're not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.

Eric Sachs I'm going to be rich! Like, stupid rich!

Karai We know you're out there! If you don't surrender, we start executing hostages!

Taylor Mom, can I move back home?

Bernadette Thompson There are four 6-foot talking turtles walking around New York City, and no one has seen them but you?