A Confused Plea for Help
Prof. Shelby Ashton: [as he and the two officers get out of their crashed cars]
Officer! Help me! It's after me! Help me!
Officer Hanson:
I do hope that you will excuse my appearance, but I was just having a cup of boiling hot coffee.
Prof. Shelby Ashton:
But it's after me!
Officer Hanson:
What's after you?
Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I don't know, some kind of a... thing!
Officer Hanson:
A thing? Can you describe it?
Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I don't know. I didn't see it. But it flies. And it made a noise, like, uh, "Aaa-OOO-gah! Aaa-OOO-gah!" And then it banged down on the top of my car! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! And when I looked, there wasn't anything there.
Officer Hanson:
Oh, that kind of a thing.
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Communication Challenges in Fire Department Leadership
Fireman:
I told you we needed a new one.
Fire Chief:
You told me? What do you think I've been telling the town council? How am I supposed to buy a new net without an appropriation?
Fireman:
Well, don't get hot. I only mentioned it.
Fire Chief:
Well, you just keep the kinks out of the fire hose. That's all I want from you. I'm the Chief!
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Tension Between Fire Chief and Mr. Hawk
Fire Chief: [shouting through a megaphone]
Mr. Hawk! This is the Fire Chief speaking! We'll have everything under control in just a moment. Now Mr. Hawk, try to relax.
Alonzo J. Hawk:
Relax? How can I relax, you fat-head?
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Rules of Competition and Unconventional Strategies
First Referee:
There's nothing in the rule book that says one team can't jump higher than the other.
Biff Hawk:
Oh, it's just Neddy the Nut out flying his old Model T.
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Blackmailing for Scientific Discovery
Professor Ned Brainard:
Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government?
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Naming a New Substance: Flubber
Professor Ned Brainard:
Substance X, we dub thee... Flubber!
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Claiming American Identity Through Credit Cards
Professor Ned Brainard:
I'm an American! See it? My credit cards!
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The Beauty of Corners
Professor Ned Brainard:
Corners beautifully, doesn't it?
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Invention of Flubber by Professor Brainard
Professor Ned Brainard:
Let's see, flying rubber... Flubber!
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