Inquiry About Costume Origin
Margaret: [regarding Cousin Itt]
Everyone keeps asking where he got his costume.
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Concern for Gomez's Well-Being
Morticia: [[w:séance|séance]
Margaret, about the ] tonight, I wish you'd come. It's Gomez, I'm terribly worried about him. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood...
Margaret:
He coughs up blood?
Morticia:
Well, not like he used to.
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Charity vs. Family Values in The Addams Family
Grandma:
Let's keep it!
Morticia:
Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.
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Complexities of Love and Family Relationships
Dr. Pinder-Schloss:
Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?
Gomez:
But I didn't hate my mother- it was an accident!
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The Resilience of the Human Spirit
Dr. Pinder-Schloss:
The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill.
Grandma:
Even with a chainsaw!
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A Long-Awaited Dance Between Gomez and Morticia
Gomez:
How long has it been since we waltzed?
Morticia:
Oh, Gomez...hours.
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A Request for Salt in the Family
Wednesday:
May I have the salt?
Morticia:
What do we say?
Wednesday: [sternly]
Now.
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Inquiry About Lemon Ingredients
Girl Scout:
Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday:
Yes.
Girl Scout:
I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley:
Yes.
Girl Scout:
I'll tell you what- I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday:
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
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A Family Disagreement Over Priorities
Morticia:
Children, what are you doing?
Wednesday:
I'm going to electrocute him.
Morticia:
But we're late for the charity auction.
Wednesday:
But, Mother!
Morticia: [firmly]
I said no.
Pugsley:
Pleeaaaase?
Morticia: [smiling indulgently]
Oh, all right.
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A Game Proposal Between Siblings
Wednesday: [hooking up an electric chair]
Pugsley, sit in the chair.
Pugsley:
Why?
Wednesday:
So we can play a game.
Pugsley:
What game?
Wednesday: [strapping him in]
It's called, "Is There a God?
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Unexpected Dinner Preparations and Explosive Ideas
Grandma: [goes outside chasing a cat]
Dinner's gonna be late. Here, boy! Here, boy!
Fester:
Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds.
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Wednesday's Revelation of Deception
Wednesday: [upon seeing that Fester is actually Gordon]
I knew it! You are a fake!
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Confidence in Decision-Making
Wednesday: [Pugsley is tied up, an apple in his mouth. He mumbles something to her; Raises and aims her crossbow]
Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing.
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Wednesday's Unique Costume Perspective
Wednesday: [when asked about her Halloween costume]
This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac- they look just like everyone else.
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Gomez Urgently Requests Help for Morticia
Gomez: [Listening to Thing's Morse Code]
Morticia in danger stop. Send help at once stop.
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Gomez Counts Body Parts Humorously
Gomez:
2, 10, 11- eyes, fingers, toes!
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Gomez Reflects on Self-Representation in Court
Gomez:
They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And, with God as my witness, I am that fool!
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Encouragement from Gomez to Thing
Gomez:
That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!
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The Tradition of the Mamushka Dance
Gomez:
Taught to us by our Cossack cousins, the Mamushka has been an Addams family tradition since God knows when. We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled. We danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper. And now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
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Gomez Seeks Guidance from the Spirits
Gomez:
Spirits above me, give me a sign! Shall I be joyous, or shall I be damned?
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Gomez Reflects on a Childhood Memory
Gomez:
How do you take it off?" That's absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his 10th birthday! He wore that finger trap for two years! Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet!
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Devotion and Obsession in Love
Gomez: [Watching Morticia sleep]
Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
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Gomez's Preference for Unconventional Fun
Gomez: [to Tully]
Dirty pool, old man. I like it!
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Morticia's Dark Humor About a Child
Morticia: [watching Pugsley sleep]
He looks so sweet... just like a little entrée.
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Morticia's Advice on College and Reputation
Morticia:
They say she danced naked in the town square and enslaved a minister! But don't worry, we told Wednesday, "College first.
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Morticia's Thoughts on Uncle Nick-Nack's Wardrobe
Morticia: [looking through an armoire]
Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe... Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe... Uncle Nick-Nack...
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Morticia's Darkly Humorous Reflection on Gomez
Morticia: [pause]
Gomez, last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!
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Morticia's Unique Approach to Relationship Dynamics
Morticia:
Don't torture yourself, Gomez- that's my job.
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Morticia's Acknowledgment of Thing's Behavior
Morticia:
Thing, you're a handful.
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Morticia Encourages Wednesday's Imaginative Play
Morticia:
Wednesday, play with your food!
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Morticia's Reflection on Strength and Defiance
Morticia:
And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc"..."We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words.
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Morticia's Dark Humor on Family Resources
Morticia: [looking through Fester's suitcase]
Crowbar... dynamite... cyanide. Fester- as if we'd run out.
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