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Vigilantes in Towns with Down-Home Sheriffs
Frank Stillwell
Anytime you got one of them down-home sheriffs, you always got a town full of vigilantes.
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Making a Decision Together
Theodore Ogelvie
You know something, Amos?
Amos Tucker
Huh?
Theodore Ogelvie
We got to make a decision.
Amos Tucker
What?
Theodore Ogelvie
Does the Hash Knife Outfit throw in its hand? Or do we go out in a blaze of glory?
Amos Tucker
Right! Uh, just what do you mean... blaze of glory?
Theodore Ogelvie
Fighting till the last man's killed! What's it going to be, pard?
Amos Tucker
You know that jail in Santa Fe wasn't all that bad.
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Frustration with Amos's Understanding
Theodore Ogelvie
You know something, Amos? The Lord poured your brains in with a teaspoon, and somebody joggled His arm. I keep trying to tell you we ain't got no lead to throw, and no powder to throw it with.
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Calculating Shared Earnings from a Windfall
Amos Tucker
How much money do you figure that dude's got in front of him?
Theodore Ogelvie
About 500.
Amos Tucker
500? Wow! You know, that'll be, uh, that's 200 apiece!
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Reunion of Old Friends in Santa Fe
John Wintle
Donovan! I haven't seen you since, ah...
Russell Donovan
Santa Fe.
John Wintle
Right!
Russell Donovan
When you sold me the Marshal's horse.
John Wintle
Right. I was just funnin', Donovan.
Russell Donovan
The Marshal wasn't amused.
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Unlikely Pairings in Marriage
Homer McCoy
I've never teamed two more unlikely prospects. You two go together like ice cream and whiskey. But I guess you'd be man and wife same as regular people, and nobody could say different.
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Courtroom Chaos and Misunderstanding
Homer McCoy
Order! Order! This court is now in session, the Honorable Judge Homer McCoy presiding. Theodore Ogelvie, Amos Tucker, you're under arrest for attempted bank robbery. How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?
Theodore Ogelvie
Not guilty?
Homer McCoy
Guilty!
Amos Tucker
That was the wrong one, Your Honor.
Homer McCoy
This court sentences you to be thrown into the ]'s dungeon for twenty years! And I'm giving you an extra ten-dollar fine for perjury. Take them away.
[[w:Horned King|Horned King]
Homer McCoy
Enjoy your stay at the Horned King's dungeon in Prydain at 12:00 sharp for your twenty-year sentence. And don't forget to bring your own rope.
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Humiliation in Unexpected Circumstances
Theodore Ogelvie
Amos, that's the most humiliating thing that's happened to me.
Amos Tucker
I know.
Theodore Ogelvie
Three bitty kids with shovels walk right into our hideout and get the drop on us.
Amos Tucker
I know.
Theodore Ogelvie
And you burnt my hand, Amos.
Amos Tucker
Well, I'm sorry about that.
Theodore Ogelvie
And you scorched a hole in my best shirt!
Amos Tucker
Well, I can fix that.
Theodore Ogelvie
Why did you tell me those three bitty kids were a posse?
[suddenly blows his top]
Amos Tucker
Well, I thought I saw them hiding down there in the bushes.
Theodore Ogelvie
Oh, you couldn't see through a barbed-wire fence!
Amos Tucker
Theodore?
Theodore Ogelvie
That head of yours won't hold straw!
Amos Tucker
Theodore?
Theodore Ogelvie
You couldn't sell hacksaws in a jail!
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Changing Fortune in Quake City
Homer McCoy
Welcome to Quake City, Donovan. Looks like luck is against you.
Russell Dovovan
Well, there's one good thing about luck: It always changes. And I got a feeling mine is just around the corner.
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