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Jerry the Nipper's Sneaky Drinking Habits
Lola Warriner
We call him Jerry the Nipper. He likes to sneak em when nobody's looking. So cute about it too. I've seen him go along a whole evening and apparently not have a thing to drink and all of a sudden fall flat on his puss.
[''to Mrs. Vance, about Jerry'']
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A Farewell with Wistful Wishes
Jerry Warriner
Take good care of her. Maybe you'll succeed where I failed. And I'm sure that the three of you will be very happy out where the West begins. If you ever think of me, send me a postcard. Just say, Having a wonderful time! I'll understand.
[''to Daniel'']
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Reflections on Sacrifice and Opportunity
Lola Warriner
I was working my head off at the Virginia Club but the minute he started doing better, you know what I mean, why he made me give up my job and, uhm, take a trip to London and Paris and uh, I think that was pretty swell, don't you?…it was a little act, kind of uh, well, it's a little hard to explain.
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Divorce Proceedings and Custody Dispute
Armand Duvalle
He's free of all mean suspicion. Yes, he has more the Continental mind.
[''about Jerry'']
Attorney
Now, now Lucy, don't do anything in haste that you might regret later. Marriage is a beautiful thing. Please be quiet, will you?…Please shut your mouth!…Will you shut your big mouth! I'll eat when I get good and ready and if you don't like it, you know what you can do, so shut up!
[''on the phone''; ''to his wife'']
Judge
If the divorce is not further contested, it will become final 90 days from this date. The plaintiff and the defendant will then be at liberty to make other marriages if such be their desire.
Judge
The custody of the dog will depend upon his own desire.
Barbara
Have you made up your mind who the woman is?
[''to Jerry, after Lucy answers his phone'']
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Expressions of Happiness and Contentment
Daniel Leeson
You make me the happiest man in the world! I'm so happy I could eat three steaks.
[''to Lucy'']
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A Playful Invitation for a Meeting
Lucy Warriner
Tell her I'd love to meet her. Tell her to wear boxing gloves.
[''to Jerry, about Barbara'']
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Misunderstandings in Communication and Relationships
Armand
Well, in all fairness, you should permit me to remain and explain ourselves.
Lucy
Well, American women aren't accustomed to gallantry, Armand. I appreciate your offer, but maybe you had better go.
Armand
Oh, pardon me, Mrs. Warriner, you misunderstand. I am a voice teacher, am I not? For one year, she has been my pupil. And from time to time, I pat her on the back. I mean, I congratulate her on her development. Do I express myself?
Jerry
Yes, you've been doing all right.
Armand
But now my position must be considered. I have never yet been in a scandal.
Jerry
Never been caught, huh?
Armand
No. I am a great teacher, not a great lover.
Lucy
That's right, Armand. No one could ever accuse you of being a great lover. That is, I mean to say, well, well who's to say whether you are or not. It's all so silly, but maybe you had better go.
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Reflecting on Dad's Love for Princeton
Lola Warriner
What in the world was Dad ever doing with a football?…Of course I remember. Pop loved Princeton. He was there nearly twenty years. If ever a man loved a place, he did - he just adored it. And he certainly kept it looking beautiful. You've seen the grounds, of course?
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Lola's Purse Mishap in The Awful Truth
Lola Warriner
Sa-ayy wait a minute! Don't anybody leave this room! I've lost my purse. Oh, well, am I relieved.
[''the purse is found between the cushions'']
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Acceptance of a New Relationship
Jerry Warriner
So you two are gonna be married. I was glad to hear that. I said to myself, That Leeson's just the man for Lucy.
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Aunt Patsy's Desire for Adventure and Freedom
Aunt Patsy
You know dozens of men who would turn handsprings at the chance to take you out. Here I've got you all dressed up, ready to go out and you weaken and refuse…I want to go where there's life, and I don't mean plant life. I want to go to the theatre, you know, and go places later and step around and do things…I don't need an escort to get a drink. I'm going down to the bar and see Joe. Bartender or no bartender, he's still a man. Maybe he knocks off early.
Lucy
Oh, Patty, you wouldn't!
Aunt Patsy
I wouldn't, eh? You're talking to a desperate woman. Too bad he can't wear a top-hat.
[''Mr. Smith jumps up next to Lucy on the couch'']
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A Comedic Misadventure on the Way Home
Lucy Warriner
Well, if we haven't had the most terrible time. Armand's car broke down last night a million miles from nowhere and we had to stay at the nastiest little inn you ever saw. No modern conveniences at all. It was dreadful. We were on our way home from the Junior Prom. A pupil of Armand's invited us. And, oh well, it's a long story.
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Concern for Well-Being of a Friend
Jerry
Hey, is he getting enough to eat lately? He doesn't look very well.
[''about Mr. Smith'']
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Secrets and Sunbathing in Marriage
Jerry Warriner
Well, I'm gonna be tanned and Lucy's not gonna be embarrassed. And what wives don't know won't hurt them.
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Expressions of Unrequited Love and Longing
Daniel Leeson
Just to prove that you're not mad, will ya give me a little kiss?…If you knew how crazy I am about ya, you wouldn't hesitate. I can't sleep nights…I must be in love, cause I started writin poetry to ya.To you my little prairie flower,I'm thinkin of you every hour.Though now you're just a friend to me,I wonder what the end will be.Oh, you would make my life divine,If you would change your name to mine.
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Understanding Care Through Quirky Actions
Lucy Warriner
I'm convinced he must care about me or he wouldn't do the funny things he does.
[''about Jerry'']
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Communication Signals in Relationships
Lucy Warriner
Put a light in the window if it's yes, two if it's no, and if you can't make up your minds, just pull down the shade.
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Loss of Faith in Relationships
Lucy
It's enough to destroy one's faith, isn't it?
Jerry
Oh, I haven't any faith left in anyone.
Lucy
I know just how you feel.
Jerry
What do you mean?
Lucy
You didn't happen to mention in any of your letters what a terrible rainy spell they were having in Florida. The papers were full of it.
Jerry
Well, I can explain that, Lucy.
Lucy
You can?
Jerry
And don't try to change the subject. You think a great offense is a great defense. Don't try to justify your behavior by insinuating things about me.
Lucy
But I haven't any behavior to justify. I've just been unlucky, that's all. You've come home and caught me in a truth and it seems there's nothing less logical than the truth.
Jerry
Hmm, a philosopher, huh?
Lucy
You don't believe me.
Jerry
Oh, how can I believe you? The car broke down. People stopped believing that one before cars stopped breaking down.
Lucy
Well, his car's very old.
Jerry
Well, so's his story.
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Questioning the Value of Marriage
Jerry Warriner
Perhaps our marriage doesn't mean anything to you?…Perhaps you have no sentiment left for me.
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Motherly Lessons on Women and Friendship
Daniel Leeson
Well, I guess a man's best friend is his mother. I certainly learned about women from you.
[''to Mrs. Leeson'']
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The Impact of Fun on Marital Relationships
Jerry Warriner
I wish Lucy would go out and get some fun for herself now and again. It would do her good. That's the trouble with most marriages today. People are always imagining things. The road to Reno is paved with suspicions. And the first thing you know, they all end up in a divorce court.
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Faith and Divorce in a Troubled Marriage
Lucy
I've told you the truth about all this, Jerry. Don't you see that there can't be any doubt in marriage? The whole thing's built on faith. If you've lost that, well, you've lost everything.
Jerry
Then I guess we're washed up because we've lost faith in each other.
Lucy
Do you mean that?…All right then, that settles it. I wouldn't go on living with you if you were dipped in platinum. So go on, divorce me. Go on, divorce me! It'll be a pleasure. All right, then I'll divorce you. I believe it's customary anyhow for the wife to bring suit. It has something to do with a husband being a gentleman, if you know what I mean? I'll call up our lawyer right now.
[''he refuses'']
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Countdown to a New Beginning
Jerry
This is my day to visit Mr. Smith.
Lucy
He's only my husband for - how much longer is it now? Sixty days?
Jerry
Fifty-nine.
Lucy
Oh, that's better. Only fifty-nine days. Don't worry about him, he has a Continental mind.
Daniel
I'm glad to know ya.
[''they shake hands'']
Jerry
How can you be glad to know me? I know how I'd feel if I was sitting with a girl and her husband walked in.
Lucy
I'll bet you do.
Jerry
You know, I don't think you ought to go around telling people you're not married. He looks like a nice sort of fella. How do you think he feels?
[''to Lucy'']
Lucy
Why don't you go and play with the dog?
Jerry
Don't mind me.
Lucy
Tell me some more about Arizona.
[''to Daniel'']
Daniel
Oklahoma.
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Curiosity About Someone's True Appearance
Lucy Warriner
I've seen your pictures in the paper and I've wondered what you look like.
[''to Barbara'']
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An Apology for Erratic Behavior
Jerry Warriner
I certainly acted like a prized lunatic and I'm sorry…Nothing except the most ridiculous and sickening exhibition mortal man ever made of himself. Oh, I don't know why I act like that….The main idea is, do you accept my apology? Aside from making a blue-ribbon sap of myself today, I must have embarrassed you beyond words. You took it fine, though.
[''to Lucy'']
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Unresolved Love and Fond Memories
Lucy Warriner
Jerry's always had the most fantastic way of getting into scrapes. Oh, we've had some grand laughs together. I can't marry him because I'm still in love with that crazy lunatic and there's nothing I can do about it…I tried to forget Jerry.
[''about Daniel'']
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A Trip to the Circus for Refreshments
Jerry Warriner
Oh, I've heard everything. I'm going out to get some popcorn and pink lemonade. I've just seen a three-ring circus.
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Journey to a Florida Tan
Jerry Warriner
I've gotta get a deep Florida tan if it takes all afternoon…All aboard for Miami, Palm Beach and points south.
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Trust is essential for a happy marriage
Lucy Warriner
(You) can't have a happy married life if you're always going to be suspicious of each other…No one's interested in my night's adventure except Jerry and he knows it's innocent, just as well as he knows that, well, that he just got back from Florida.
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Trust is Essential for a Happy Marriage
Jerry Warriner
You can't have a happy married life if you're always suspicious. No. There can't be any doubts in marriage. Marriage is based on faith and if you've lost that, you've lost everything.
[''to Barbara'']
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Unexpected Lunch Leads to Marriage Decision
Lucy Warriner
And then somehow, all of a sudden, the three of us were having lunch together. The man, and Mr. Smith , and I. And then things began to happen rather swiftly. And finally I said, well I think we'd better get married. And we did. And that way, we were able to give Mr. Smith a better home and live happily ever after. Until now.
[their dog]
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Anecdotes of Neighborly Encounters
Aunt Patsy
Imagine you living right across the hall from us all of this time. He's a stranger in town. He'd take it as being real neighborly of us if we show him some of the bright spots.
[''to Lucy'']
Daniel
We're here on a visit. I'm in oil, you know.
Aunt Patsy
Marinated, so to speak.
Daniel
Say, that's a good one. I gotta remember to tell that to my mother.
[''laughing'']
Aunt Patsy
Mr. Leeson. Won't you tell us something about Oklahoma?
Daniel
Well, Oklahoma's pretty swell. I got quite a ranch down there. I'd like to have you see it sometime, Mrs. Warriner…I got cattle and horses and chickens and alfalfa.
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