Mr. Shark's Enthusiastic Greeting
Mr. Shark:
WELCOME!!! WELCOME TO THIS BEAUTIFIUS, MAJESTACULAR, INCREDIMONIUS OCCASION! WHOOOOO!!!
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Mr. Shark's Playful Commitment to Respectfulness
Mr. Shark: [in Italian accent]
I'm a little rusty, but I promise to play you respectfully. Mamma mia! Where's-a my flowers-a? Prego! Cappuccino! Extra grande!
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A Challenge for Insults
Mr. Shark:
Insult me next!
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Mr. Shark Admits to Panic Response
Mr. Shark: ['''Wolf''': What?! What was that?!]
I panicked, okay?! I'm a panicker!
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A plea for support and companionship
Mr. Piranha:
Stay with me, papo! Stay with me!
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Nervous Apologies from Mr. Piranha
Mr. Piranha: [farts]
Sorry. Sorry, nerves.
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A Threat of Extreme Violence
Mr. Piranha:
Tear him apart limb by limb until all he can remember is pain!
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Questioning Their Moral Alignment Again
Mr. Piranha:
So, are we bad again?
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Unexpected Encounters in Unusual Situations
Mr. Piranha:
Why is she in his mouth?!
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Skepticism about authenticity
Mr. Piranha:
Sounds kind of made-up.
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Comparison of Bad Guys and Bad Girls
Mr. Piranha: [from trailer]
So you're like the Bad Girls.
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Mr. Snake's Frustration with Disruptive Behavior
Mr. Snake:
Stop farting, you maniac!
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Managing Nerves in High-Stakes Situations
Mr. Snake:
You're not nervous, right? Cause we know what happens when you're nervous.
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Embracing Vinyasa in Life
Mr. Snake:
Vinyasa, baby!
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A Thoughtful Farewell Gesture
Mr. Snake:
We brought you a little parting gift.
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Commitment to Fitness and Routine
Mr. Snake: ['''Shark''': Vinyasa?]
I'm late for vinyasa. You think I got this body by sitting around watching TV?
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Mr. Snake Declares His Relationship Status
Mr. Snake: ['''Webs''': Is she your hostage?]
No. She's my girlfriend.
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A Positive Reflection on Performance
Mr. Wolf:
Not bad. Not bad at all.
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Distraction Over Action in Strategy
Mr. Wolf:
Like you said: It's not the action, it's the distraction.
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Embracing New Experiences
Mr. Wolf:
First time for everything, right?
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Mr. Wolf Embraces His Fearsome Reputation
Mr. Wolf:
You're about to discover why they call me the big bad wolf!
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Demonstrating Our Goodness to the World
Mr. Wolf:
We need to show the world we're good.
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The Importance of Earning Respect
Mr. Wolf:
Trust me, there's a difference. Respect is earned. One day you'll learn that.
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Mr. Wolf Encourages Master of Disguise
Mr. Wolf:
Alright, Mr. Master of Disguise, you're up.
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Mr. Wolf Addresses Change in Reputation
Mr. Wolf: [from trailer]
Maybe you don't keep up with the news, but we're good now.
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Mr. Wolf's Playful Observation on Mischief
Mr. Wolf:
You say the naughtiest things.
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Nostalgic Reflections on Past Bank Visits
Mr. Wolf: ['''Craig''': And now you wanna work at a bank?; '''Craig''': Uh, you robbed us 3 times.; Beat]
Why not? Some of my best memories are at banks. That was this bank?
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Embracing Change and Redemption in Society
Mr. Wolf:
Things sure have changed. Not everyone believes it, but The Bad Guys went good. And we cannot wait for society to welcome us with open arms!
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Mr. Wolf's Driving Decision
Mr. Wolf: [smash cut to him driving in a more tacky and rundown vehicle in the present]
I am never driving another car ever again…!
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Confident Declaration of Badness
Mr. Wolf: [from trailer]
When it came to being bad, we were pretty good. Who am I kidding? We're the best.
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