30 quotes
Nostalgic Reflections on Past Bank Visits
Mr. Wolf
Why not? Some of my best memories are at banks. That was this bank?
['''Craig''': And now you wanna work at a bank?; '''Craig''': Uh, you robbed us 3 times.; Beat]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Confident Declaration of Badness
Mr. Wolf
When it came to being bad, we were pretty good. Who am I kidding? We're the best.
[from trailer]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Comparison of Bad Guys and Bad Girls
Mr. Piranha
So you're like the Bad Girls.
[from trailer]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Thoughtful Farewell Gesture
Mr. Snake
We brought you a little parting gift.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mr. Wolf Embraces His Fearsome Reputation
Mr. Wolf
You're about to discover why they call me the big bad wolf!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Embracing Vinyasa in Life
Mr. Snake
Vinyasa, baby!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Commitment to Fitness and Routine
Mr. Snake
I'm late for vinyasa. You think I got this body by sitting around watching TV?
['''Shark''': Vinyasa?]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Questioning Their Moral Alignment Again
Mr. Piranha
So, are we bad again?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mr. Wolf's Driving Decision
Mr. Wolf
I am never driving another car ever again…!
[smash cut to him driving in a more tacky and rundown vehicle in the present]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Embracing Change and Redemption in Society
Mr. Wolf
Things sure have changed. Not everyone believes it, but The Bad Guys went good. And we cannot wait for society to welcome us with open arms!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Demonstrating Our Goodness to the World
Mr. Wolf
We need to show the world we're good.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Nervous Apologies from Mr. Piranha
Mr. Piranha
Sorry. Sorry, nerves.
[farts]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mr. Shark's Playful Commitment to Respectfulness
Mr. Shark
I'm a little rusty, but I promise to play you respectfully. Mamma mia! Where's-a my flowers-a? Prego! Cappuccino! Extra grande!
[in Italian accent]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Unexpected Encounters in Unusual Situations
Mr. Piranha
Why is she in his mouth?!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Skepticism about authenticity
Mr. Piranha
Sounds kind of made-up.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Embracing New Experiences
Mr. Wolf
First time for everything, right?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mr. Wolf Encourages Master of Disguise
Mr. Wolf
Alright, Mr. Master of Disguise, you're up.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mr. Snake's Frustration with Disruptive Behavior
Mr. Snake
Stop farting, you maniac!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mr. Wolf Addresses Change in Reputation
Mr. Wolf
Maybe you don't keep up with the news, but we're good now.
[from trailer]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mr. Shark Admits to Panic Response
Mr. Shark
I panicked, okay?! I'm a panicker!
['''Wolf''': What?! What was that?!]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mr. Shark's Enthusiastic Greeting
Mr. Shark
WELCOME!!! WELCOME TO THIS BEAUTIFIUS, MAJESTACULAR, INCREDIMONIUS OCCASION! WHOOOOO!!!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Managing Nerves in High-Stakes Situations
Mr. Snake
You're not nervous, right? Cause we know what happens when you're nervous.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mr. Wolf's Playful Observation on Mischief
Mr. Wolf
You say the naughtiest things.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Positive Reflection on Performance
Mr. Wolf
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mr. Snake Declares His Relationship Status
Mr. Snake
No. She's my girlfriend.
['''Webs''': Is she your hostage?]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Challenge for Insults
Mr. Shark
Insult me next!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Threat of Extreme Violence
Mr. Piranha
Tear him apart limb by limb until all he can remember is pain!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A plea for support and companionship
Mr. Piranha
Stay with me, papo! Stay with me!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Importance of Earning Respect
Mr. Wolf
Trust me, there's a difference. Respect is earned. One day you'll learn that.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Distraction Over Action in Strategy
Mr. Wolf
Like you said: It's not the action, it's the distraction.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.