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Fears of the Unseen in a Haunted Home
Lizzie Allen
This is the happy home of the Heebee-Jeebees. Doors slam loose feet roam around lights go out!
Miss Cornelia Van Gorder
The lights go out because they're having trouble at the power house.
Lizzie Allen
For twenty years I've stood by you through ], ] and ]; but I draw the line at Spookism!
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Discomfort with the Butler's Presence
Lizzie Allen
That Jap butler gives me the willies. The Flemings threw him in with the lease, but I'd throw him OUT!
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Identity and Humor in Conversation
Detective Moletti
What's your full name?
Lizzie Allen
Lizzie Allen - whether I'm full or not.
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Age Comparison Between Two Characters
Lizzie Allen
Twenty-two.
Miss Cornelia Van Gorder
She's forty!
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Setting a Trap for the Bat
Miss Cornelia Van Gorder
LIZZIE!
[the lights go out, calling up the stairs]
Lizzie Allen
I see by the paper that the Bat's in the neighborhood. I'm setting a bear trap for him.
[with a newspaper in her mouth, swinging a bear trap at the window. Miss Van Gorder comes in and she stops and takes the paper out of her mouth]
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Journey to the Haunted Ballroom Begins
Lizzie Allen
The rapping leads right into the haunted ballroom!
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Sacrifice and Caution in Uncertain Times
Miss Cornelia Van Gorder
You'd better go with him.
Detective Anderson
No use taking unnecessary chances. One is enough to sacrifice!
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Tips for Deceiving Family Members
Miss Cornelia Van Gorder
When you want to fool Auntie, dear, don't bring a gardener with manicured fingernails.
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