Beverly Hills' Departure with New Neighbors
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The day they moved in... Beverly Hills moved out.
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Contrasting Lifestyles in Beverly Hills
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Upscale neighborhood, Down-home heart.
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Cultural Differences in Greetings Explored
Jed Clampett:
Jethro? Why do you think that fellow's pointing at us?
Jethro:
I reckon that's the way they wave howdy in Californy!.
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Brakes Fixed: A Family Conversation
Cousin Pearl:
Jethro?
Jethro:
Yes, Ma?
Cousin Pearl:
Did you fix those old bare-as-bones brakes like I told you?
Jethro:
Course. I pulled them off yesterday! The new are coming in the mail next week!
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A Dream of Presidential Aspirations
Mr. Drysdale:
Son, what do you do?
Jethro:
Don't know! What do you do?
Mr. Drysdale:
I'm just president of a bank.
Jethro:
Wow! Uncle Jed, can I be a president too?
Jed Clampett:
Now Jethro. That's a mighty disrespectful thing to say to Mr. Drysdale.
Mr. Drysdale: [dismissive]
No...
Jed Clampett:
Ask him if you can be vice president.
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Misunderstood Genius in a Slippery Game
Jethro:
I finally figured this game out, Spanky. You take this ball and put it in this here gully. It rolls down yonder, then you hurl yourself down this slippery gully, and see how many of them there snake-bashin clubs you can knock down before the ball gets there.
Laura Jackson: [to herself]
What a stupid idiot.
Jed Clampett:
Did you say something, ma'am?
Laura Jackson: [as Laurette Voleur]
What a stupendous... intellect!
Jethro: [holds up four fingers]
That's cause I graduated in the sixth grade, ma'am! Only took three years!
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Children's Game in The Beverly Hillbillies Scene
Elly May:
Look! They's a-playin Kick the Can'!
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Embracing Authenticity and Individuality
Elly May:
I just wanna be who I am. And I ain't goin to no France!
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Comment on Unkempt Footwear
Woodrow Tyler:
She's got crap on her boots!
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Driving Etiquette Advice from Granny
Granny:
Elly May, don't spit from a moving vehicle! Wait till it stops.
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Understanding Actions and Identity in Context
Jed Clampett:
I reckon you done what you done because you didn't know we was who we was. And if we hadn't been who we was, we'd have still been much obliged for you to have done what you done.
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Beverly Hills: A Place of Contrasts
Aunt Pearl:
Paradise is someplace like... Beverly Hills, Californy.
Jethro:
They got swimming pools and movie stars!
Elly May:
And smog!
Granny:
What's a smog?
Jethro:
I reckon it's a small hog.
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Two Sets of Stairs Explained
Elly May:
Why do you reckon why they got two sets of stairs?
Jethro:
Shoot, that's easy! One's for going up, the other's for coming down!
Elly May: [thinks]
Oh!
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