Pain and Endurance in Ancient Rome
Count Karl von Bruno:
Doctor, you're an expert on medical science. Isn't it true that the Ancient Romans were pain worshippers?
Dr. Meissen:
Oh, yes, Herr Count. They even held endurance contests. It was a mark of distinction to suffer in silence.
Count Steiken: [Being treated for an arm wound by Dr. Meissen]
Ah, naaah! Oh, no!
Count Karl von Bruno:
Do you hear that, Steiken?
Count Steiken: [Screaming]
Aaah, ah, ah! I'm not an Ancient Roman!
Servant:
Herr Count, Mr. Beckett is here.
Count Karl von Bruno:
Well, bring him in for this should amuse him too.
Count Steiken: [to Dr. Meissen]
Ooohh! - You idiot! You call yourself a doctor?
Count Karl von Bruno: [Sadistically twisting Steiken's arm]
And you? You call yourself a man?
Count Steiken: [In pain]
Aaaahh!
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