11 quotes
Questioning the Circumstances of a Death
Elaine Winslow
Were you insinuating that Grandmother's death wasn't accidental?
Hubert Smith
Well, she wasn't killed by kindness, was she?
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Cats and Dogs: A Place's Dilemma
Hubert Smith
Everything here is for the cats, which is why this place is going to the dogs.
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A Playful Observation on the Weather
Mr. Penny
It looks like it's been raining cats and cats around here.
[looking at the cats on the grounds after the rainstorm]
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Confrontation Between Hubert and Richard
Hubert Smith
Oh, then you're the guy that slugged me.
Richard Hartley
Yeah, and I'll do it again any time you train down to my weight.
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The Presence of a Cat
Myrna Hartley
What was that?
[responding to a noise]
Hubert Smith
Only a cat. There's always a cat someplace around here.
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Antique Dealer Discusses Road Conditions
Hubert Smith
As an antique dealer, Mr. Penny, what do you think of this road?
[driving in the rain over a bumpy road]
Mr. Penny
Oh, I'd hate to meet the worms that made these holes. Whoo-hoo!
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Accusations and Insults Between Brothers
Montague Hartley
This is on a par with your other stupid accusations!
[talking to Gil]
Richard Hartley
Yes, two more brains and he'd be a half-wit.
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Fear Even Grips the Boldest Characters
Taglines
Even Ladd Is Scared!
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Defying Science: A Patient's Unexpected Survival
Montague Hartley
How is she, doctor?
Doctor
You'll be pleased, I'm sure, to know that Mrs. Winslow is still violating all the laws of science. She should be dead. But she's very much alive.
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Evidence of Abigail's Involvement Revealed
Hubert Smith
What's this?
Montague Hartley
Ashes! That proves it. It was Abigail! Unquestionably.
Hubert Smith
He thinks he's ].
[aside, to Elaine; [Sherlock Holmes]
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Reflections on Cats and Poetry
Hubert Smith
That house is doubly blest / Which to our feline friends gives rest.
[Quoting the sign at the gate]
Mr. Penny
Oh, poetry, huh? It's beautiful, beautiful.
Hubert Smith
That's what Mrs. Winslow says. But as kids we used to say, In her hats are many bats / For spending all her dough on cats.
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