5 quotes
Assumptions About Intruders in a Room
Horace Weatherby
Help! Help! Someone tried to break into my room!
Tim Winfield
A man or a woman?
Horace Weatherby
A man, I suppose. Why would a woman want to break into my room?
Tim Winfield
Yeah, I guess you're right.
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A Harsh Critique of Intelligence
Amos Bradford
It's too bad you weren't born without a tongue, instead of without a brain.
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A Request for Understanding Amidst Frustration
Horace Weatherby
I beg your pardon.
Mike Bardoni
What for?
Horace Weatherby
I just beg your pardon, that's all.
Mike Bardoni
Don't bother me, screwball.
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Delusions and Mentality in Conversation
Amos Bradford
He's suffering from rabid delusions aggravated by a moronic mentality.
Andy
Is that bad?
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Imagination Can Transform the Ordinary into Extraordinary
Amos Bradford
With your imagination, you could see the Statue of Liberty do the conga!
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