A Humorous Take on a Chilling Experience
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You'll be tickled to death over this gay chiller diller!
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Fun in a New Type of Horror
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There's fun in this new type of horror picture...fun for everybody, and everybody loads of fun!
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From Horror to Howls and Merriment
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From HORROR To HOWLS...FROM MAYHEM TO MERRIMENT!
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Chilling Mayhem and Merriment Awaits
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IT'S A CHILLER-DILLER OF A MAYHEM-AND-MERRIMENT SHOW!
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Nostalgic Reflections on a Childhood Memory
Winnie Slade: [about Professor Billings]
Isn't he a dear?
Amelia Jones:
Even when he was a baby, he never cried - not even when we dropped him.
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Confrontation Over Martyrdom and Murder
Bill Leyden:
They murdered him! Just like they murdered the other one!
Prof. Nathaniel Billings:
Please! Please! The word is, "martyrized.
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Debate Over Hair Restoration Claims
Amelia Jones:
Everybody in this town knows you made your fortune on snake oil hair restorer.
Dr. Lorenz:
Well, what's wrong with that? Where's the hair follicle that can resist 2000 international units of Vitamin A? Where is it?
Prof. Nathaniel Billings: [Bending over and pointing to a spot on top of his head]
Right here.
Dr. Lorenz: [Examining it]
Hmmm! Oh, hardening of the skull!
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Exciting News Shared Between Colleagues
Prof. Nathaniel Billings:
I have very good news for you, Doctor!
Dr. Lorenz:
Really?
Prof. Nathaniel Billings:
Now, guess what!
Dr. Lorenz: [Annoyed]
I don't know!
Prof. Nathaniel Billings:
Go ahead - guess.
Dr. Lorenz: [Angrily]
D-Do I look like a quiz kid?
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Jinxville's Unusual Offerings and Responsibilities
Dr. Lorencz:
And if you ever need anything, like medical attention, or fire insurance, or a marriage performed, or a loan, perhaps? I should be delighted to oblige.
Winnie Slade:
Doesn't anybody else do anything in Jinxville?
Dr. Lorencz:
Oh, they... they vote once a year.
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Threatening Humor in a Tense Situation
Silvio, the Human Bomb:
In this sack, I have forty kilos of dynamite, and I don't mean ravioli!
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Evidence of Guilt in Brampton's Room
Dr. Lorencz:
It isn't in Brampton's room. That proves he did it! He's covering up!
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Finality in Action: A Declaration by Dr. Lorencz
Dr. Lorencz: [Signing the mortgage]
Contractum sanctum putnam," which means done and dished up!
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Dr. Lorencz's Commitment to the Squirrel Pen
Dr. Lorencz: [about Bill Leyden]
If the army didn't need him, I would have committed him to the squirrel pen at Idlewild Sanitarium, so help me!
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Dr. Lorencz's Claim on Choreography
Dr. Lorencz: [[w:Anna Pavlova|Pavlova]
If he is a choreographer, then I am ].
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Integrity in Science and Ethics
Dr. Lorencz:
Do you imagine I could take advantage, exploit, capitalize on a great scientific discovery? Cheat millions of people all the world over? Profane my profession? Suppose I make a few dollars, don't you think I wouldn't put it right back into science?
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The Value of Iodization in People
Prof. Nathaniel Billings:
Amelia, this riffraff, as you call him, is really the salt of the earth. All he needs is to be iodized.
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