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"IT'S A CHILLER-DILLER OF A MAYHEM-AND-MERRIMENT SHOW!"

NR 1942 · 1h 7m
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16 quotes
The Value of Iodization in People
Prof. Nathaniel Billings Amelia, this riffraff, as you call him, is really the salt of the earth. All he needs is to be iodized.
Debate Over Hair Restoration Claims
Amelia Jones Everybody in this town knows you made your fortune on snake oil hair restorer.
Dr. Lorenz Well, what's wrong with that? Where's the hair follicle that can resist 2000 international units of Vitamin A? Where is it?
Prof. Nathaniel Billings Right here.
[Bending over and pointing to a spot on top of his head]
Dr. Lorenz Hmmm! Oh, hardening of the skull!
[Examining it]
Evidence of Guilt in Brampton's Room
Dr. Lorencz It isn't in Brampton's room. That proves he did it! He's covering up!
Dr. Lorencz's Claim on Choreography
Dr. Lorencz If he is a choreographer, then I am ].
[[w:Anna Pavlova|Pavlova]
Confrontation Over Martyrdom and Murder
Bill Leyden They murdered him! Just like they murdered the other one!
Prof. Nathaniel Billings Please! Please! The word is, "martyrized.
Finality in Action: A Declaration by Dr. Lorencz
Dr. Lorencz Contractum sanctum putnam," which means done and dished up!
[Signing the mortgage]
A Humorous Take on a Chilling Experience
Taglines You'll be tickled to death over this gay chiller diller!
Fun in a New Type of Horror
Taglines There's fun in this new type of horror picture...fun for everybody, and everybody loads of fun!
Chilling Mayhem and Merriment Awaits
Taglines IT'S A CHILLER-DILLER OF A MAYHEM-AND-MERRIMENT SHOW!
Nostalgic Reflections on a Childhood Memory
Winnie Slade Isn't he a dear?
[about Professor Billings]
Amelia Jones Even when he was a baby, he never cried - not even when we dropped him.
Integrity in Science and Ethics
Dr. Lorencz Do you imagine I could take advantage, exploit, capitalize on a great scientific discovery? Cheat millions of people all the world over? Profane my profession? Suppose I make a few dollars, don't you think I wouldn't put it right back into science?
Dr. Lorencz's Commitment to the Squirrel Pen
Dr. Lorencz If the army didn't need him, I would have committed him to the squirrel pen at Idlewild Sanitarium, so help me!
[about Bill Leyden]
Jinxville's Unusual Offerings and Responsibilities
Dr. Lorencz And if you ever need anything, like medical attention, or fire insurance, or a marriage performed, or a loan, perhaps? I should be delighted to oblige.
Winnie Slade Doesn't anybody else do anything in Jinxville?
Dr. Lorencz Oh, they... they vote once a year.
Threatening Humor in a Tense Situation
Silvio, the Human Bomb In this sack, I have forty kilos of dynamite, and I don't mean ravioli!
From Horror to Howls and Merriment
Taglines From HORROR To HOWLS...FROM MAYHEM TO MERRIMENT!
Exciting News Shared Between Colleagues
Prof. Nathaniel Billings I have very good news for you, Doctor!
Dr. Lorenz Really?
Prof. Nathaniel Billings Now, guess what!
Dr. Lorenz I don't know!
[Annoyed]
Prof. Nathaniel Billings Go ahead - guess.
Dr. Lorenz D-Do I look like a quiz kid?
[Angrily]