The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009) - Quotes

Father Sibeal MacManus: Exactly, what do you intend to do?

Detective Duffy: Look! We need to figure out what we're gonna do when the boys show and start doing what they do best. Cause that's when the shit's really gonna hit the fan.

Dolly: But everyone is assuming that the boys are gonna turn up.We got no way of knowing that for sure

Detective Greenly: Yeah,that could totally happen.They could not come back.

Detective Duffy: What dream world did you two just slip into? We know the boys,Is there any part of you that thinks that they're just gonna let this slide? Believe this,they're either on their way or they're already here.

Noah Il Duce MacManus: Someone's trying to call them out. You kill a priest. In a church. And make it look like it was them. Bring them back with a vengeance. Someone thinks it's really clever. Only one problem with this little plan.

Father Sibeal MacManus: What's that?

Noah Il Duce MacManus: It worked.

Romeo: Are you saying I look gay?

Murphy MacManus: No. You just hail from a colorful...

Romeo: You don't know me. You think these make me look gay?

Irish Gun Dealer: You look like you might have seen one up close.

Dolly: [''As they stand watching Greenly pretend to examine a crime like Smecker did in the first movie, listening to "Sister Christian" on headphones and sing incredibly off-key''] Why is...

Detective Duffy: [''Cutting Dolly Off''] I don't know.

Father Sibeal MacManus: We just wanted you to know that you aren't alone.

Eunice: There you go again saying "we" again. Who is "we"?

Paul Smecker: [''Offscreen''; ''Long pause''; ''Another long pause as Eunice approaches and looks to see if it's really him''] You ready to go? I hear they party pretty hard in that monastery. I'm not sure I'm in love with that new look you're sporting, Betty Boop.

Eunice: I went to your funeral you son of a bitch!

Paul Smecker: I know. Loved your shoes. The skirt was a tad risque for a funeral. But then again, who am I to question one's sense of *individuality*.

Murphy MacManus: But how would anyone recognize us?

Connor MacManus: You don't remember those sketches on the news channel?

Murphy MacManus: Shit. That's right. Y'know, every time they show those composites on TV and then they catch the guy, it looks nothin like him. But ours?

Connor MacManus: Just our luck. We get Leonardo fuckin da Vinci as a sketch artist.

Murphy MacManus: Maybe we should dye our hair.

Connor MacManus: What?

Murphy MacManus: [[w:The Fugitive|The Fugitive] Yeah. These guys are always dyin their hair. You know, like in "]". It's covert and shit.

Connor MacManus: [''Connor smirks privately''] What color would you dye it?

Murphy MacManus: I don't know... lighter, I guess.

Connor MacManus: Y'mean... blonde?

Murphy MacManus: I didn't say that!

Connor MacManus: [[w:Surf culture|California, surfer boy, gay, gay, gay blonde] ]?

Murphy MacManus: I'm warnin ya!

Connor MacManus: [''Connor laughs heartily''] Just keep your hands off my ass back there and, "Stay gold, Pony Boy.

Murphy MacManus: [''Connor stabs the ink pen into his brother's shoulder''] Fuck you!

Connor MacManus: [''Connor bolts up, knocking over the pot. Hot water and pennies spread across the floor. Connor pulls the pen out''] AAAAAAH! You Motherfucker!

Murphy MacManus: Serves ya right!

Connor MacManus: Creative! It's a creative plan!

Murphy MacManus: It's ridiculous! Probably based on some stupid shit ya saw in a movie! And here I am AGAIN all tyin myself up with ya stupid fuckin rope! What is the deal with you and rope? Honestly!

Connor MacManus: It happens ta be a useful thing, now shut it!

Detective Duffy: [''Murphy stares at Connor''] You didn't get this from a movie, did you?

Connor MacManus: [[w:Eiger Sanction|Eiger Sanction; [w:Clint Eastwood|Clint Eastwood] The "]" with ]! And it worked like a charm for him!

Murphy MacManus: I fuckin knew!

Gangster at bar: Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?

Murphy MacManus: It's Irish for "you're fucked".

Connor MacManus: You ready for this shit, my dear brother?

Murphy MacManus: Let's do some gratuitous violence.

Doc: [''Being introduced to Romeo''] They call me... FUCK... ASS!

Romeo: [''Hesitates for a moment''] How ya doin, fuck ass, I'm Romeo.

Connor MacManus: [''Grabs gun and points it at Romeo''] And an awesome wailin was heard throughout...

Murphy MacManus: And the terrible hand of the lord, struck upon the earth...

Connor MacManus: And as almighty God, created you... Now... He calleth you home!

Connor MacManus: [''Pauses then gun clicks empty''] Oops... Busy signal... We'll have to calleth back!

Murphy MacManus: [''Brothers Laugh''] Let's have a shot while we're waitin'!

Connor MacManus: I think he took a little piss!

Romeo: That shit was not funny!

Doc: Not this time, ya little shit.

Connor MacManus: We'll see, old man... Would somebody please come over here and...

Doc: FUCK!

Connor MacManus: ...me up the...

Doc: Ass!

Connor MacManus and Murphy MacManus: [[w:Sláinte|Sláinte] ].

Murphy MacManus: You know, he was sort of a badass though, wasn't he?

Connor MacManus: [[w:Clint Eastwood|Shades of Eastwood; [w:Charles Bronson|Charlie Bronson] ]. ].

Rocco: [[w:John Wayne|Duke Fucking Wayne] ]!

Connor MacManus and Murphy MacManus: Duke Fucking WAYNE!

Rocco: [[w:DNA|DNA] Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking ]! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!

Murphy MacManus: And when it all falls down?

Rocco: We build it right back up again.

Connor MacManus: But this time bigger. BETTER!

Rocco: Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?

Murphy MacManus: Hard men!

Connor MacManus: Doing hard shit!

Rocco: and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.

Murphy MacManus: No, course not

Connor MacManus: Yeah it goes without sayin

Rocco: I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!

Connor MacManus: Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.

Murphy MacManus: Don't smoke. Don't drive fast.

Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus and Rocco: Kiss my ass!

Rocco: Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin therapist?

Connor MacManus: There's no fucking way he did!

Rocco: John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?

Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus and Rocco: Because it's none of your fuckin business!

Rocco: Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin jaw and say...

Detective Greenly: Thanks for comin out.

Concezio Yakavetta: These saints put my father on his knees!

Concezio Yakavetta: These sons of bitches prison-fucked us... In the ASS! And then they wiped their dicks on our grandma's drapes!

Detective Greenly: Thanks for comin out!

Detective Greenly: [''Greenly has just been fatally wounded''] Proudest day of my life, boys.

Noah Il Duce MacManus: Peace, they say, is the enemy of memory. So it had been for my boys. For some time now, their past had felt like a dream. Then, suddenly, it was back.

Noah Il Duce MacManus: [''Has a gun to his head''] Conner! Son, Daddy's workin'.

Eunice: On a sultry Saturday in September, the Saints saved seventeen souls.

Eunice: With all due respect... man I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark. Here let me give you an example: With all due respect detective, this matter falls under whatever jurisdiction I fuckin say it does.

Eunice: I am a FBI agent controlling this investigation from within in order to ensure that you gentlemen never see the inside of a prison cell. Now I am conspiring with 3 like minded individuals who have aided you in the past though I have yet to inform them of my agenda because, well a girl's got to have her fun.

Eunice: Well, since we've already broken the fuck barrier, allow me to be blunt. It is because I'm so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like they are retarded.

Connor MacManus: Shut up! Romeo's crying!

Murphy MacManus: [''Introducing Romeo to Doc''] This is our Mexican.

Murphy MacManus: That was one of the finest examples of spiritual guidance I've ever had the good fortune to witness.

Rocco: Real men hide their emotions. Why? Because it's none of your fuckin business!

Rocco: There's two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down. You got your talkers and you got your doers. Most people are just talkers, all they do is talk. But when it is all said and done, it's the doers that change this world. And when they do that, they change us, and that's why we never forget them. So which one are you? Do you just talk about it, or do you stand up and do something about it? Because believe you me, all the rest of it is just coffee house and bullshit.

Romeo: This ain't rocket surgery.

Romeo: Ding dong motherfucker... ding dong!