The Boss (2016) - Quotes

Bathroom Time Management Conflict

Claire: Knocking on the bathroom door, while Michelle is in the bathroom] Michelle, you gotta get out of the bathroom. I'm already late for work and Rachel's gonna be late for school.

Michelle Darnell: [inside the bathroom] Well, I'm going as fast as I can. You're welcome to come in.

Claire: [opens the door to find Michelle applying self-tanning spray] Fine, but we gotta get on the schedule if you're gonna be here. Oh, my God! Close your robe!

Michelle Darnell: No, absolutely not! I'm self-tanning and my legs are still wet.

Claire: I can see your vagina.

Michelle Darnell: [whispers] Well, congratulations and you're welcome. You know, I had it rejuvenated in 2010. They called it a vaguvenation. You know, it's like a soft silk coin purse. I can barely urinate.

Claire: [still in shock] Oh, my God.

Michelle Darnell: [turns around, bends over and lifts up her robe as Rachel comes into the bathroom] Now, do me a favor and tell me if I have any streaks on my hamstrings.

Claire: Oh, my God! Put it away!

Michelle Darnell: Huh?!

Rachel: [shows up] Whoa!

Michelle Darnell: [turns around] Hi, Racquel.

Rachel: [correcting herself] It's Rachel!

Claire: [Rachel leaves the room, as Michelle goes back to spraying her leg with self-tanning spray] Go grab your backpack, honey. We don't need to brush our teeth today. Our teeth are fine. You need to wipe some of that off your face. You know, it dries darker.

Michelle Darnell: [grabs the bottle] No. Does it?

Claire: Yes.

Michelle Darnell: [wipes her face with a bath towel] That's not what the bottle says. Oh. Oh, it's okay. It's coming off like a dream on your towel.

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Taking Initiative in the Workplace

Claire: : Michelle, if you can't give me a raise, I can't continue to work here.

Michelle Darnell: Well, look who finally showed up to my seminar. About time, Claire, I love it. I didn't know you were listening all these years. What am I always saying?

Tito: Don't go in that room!

Michelle Darnell: True. I do say that, but I also say, you want something, you gotta take it. Claire, you just took it and you grew a pair in the process.

Claire: I'm holding your earrings?

Michelle Darnell: You're holding a pair of earrings, as in 2001, I paid $ 62,000 for it, and that's your raise now, it's a good raise and you earned it.

Claire: Thank you.

Tito: Congratulations on your balls, Claire!

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