The Boxtrolls (2014) - Quotes

Main Cast: [[w:Patrick Doyle|Patrick Doyle] ] - singing voice Frou-Frou

Main Cast: [[w:Brendan Fraser|Brendan Fraser; [Brendan Fraser|Himself] ] - Trubshaw Baby, Quattro Sabatino, ]

Main Cast: [[w:Rich Moore|Rich Moore] ] - Madame Frou-Frou, Leeches, Papa Trubshaw, and Monster

Additonal Voices: Reckless Jack - Background boy

Additonal Voices: [[w:Laraine Newman|Laraine Newman] ] - Female Townsfolk #1 and Female Townsfolk #2

Additonal Voices: [[w:Tom Kenny|Tom Kenny; [Tom Kenny|Himself] ] - Ed Vartis, ]

Additonal Voices: [[w:Lori Tritel|Lori Tritel] ] - Female aristocrat #1

Additonal Voices: [[w:Brian George|Brian George] ] - Boulanger, Male Aristocrat #3

Additonal Voices: [[w:James Urbaniak|James Urbaniak] ] - Sir Broderick, Male Workman #1 and Male Workman #2

Additonal Voices: [[w:Maurice LaMarche|Maurice LaMarche] ] - Sir Langsdale

Additonal Voices: [[w:Fred Tatasciore|Fred Tatasciore] ] - Clocks and Specs

Additonal Voices: [[w:Pat Fraley|Pat Fraley] ] - Fragile and Sweets

Additonal Voices: [[w:Nika Futterman|Nika Futterman] ] - Oil Can and Knickers

Additonal Voices: [[w:Max Mitchell|Max Mitchell] ] - Baby Eggs

Taglines: The Fun Begins This Winter.

Taglines: Heroes come in all shapes and sizes...even rectangles.

Madame Frou-Frou: Trubshaw Senior loves his kid, like regular fathers should, and make sure he should keep him lock up tight and sure to keep him safe from BOXTROLLS.

Madame Frou-Frou: [Mr. Gristle comes out of a trapdoor, in a Boxtroll Costume, made of cardboard machma] He Likes to Sleep through the night, but as soon began to snore, the Boxtrolls came in to Destroy…… POOR BABY!

Eggs: [Shocked] What?

Crowd: Booooo!!!

Archibald Snatcher: [first line, Snatcher to Butler at the front door; struggles with Butler, trying to slam the door on him] Wake his Lordship. The unspeakable has happened, We must speak of it immediately!

Lord Portley-Rind: [Frustrated] What is is, Snatcher?

Archibald Snatcher: BOXTROLLS HAVE COME AND STOLEN A CHILD!

Lord Portley-Rind: Gasp, no.

Archibald Snatcher: There no doubt, picking their teeth with his adorable baby bones, by now.

Lord Portley-Rind: [in a non-interested tone] Horribly tragedy. Let's deal with it in the morning.

Archibald Snatcher: [while butler aggressively presses the door on Snatcher; Butler slams the door in Snatcher's face, and is now talking through the mailslot of the mansion] STOP, that's not the worst of it. They'll come after... our cheeses!

Lord Portley-Rind: [SCARED] MY GOUDA?

Archibald Snatcher: They'll stop at nothing.

Lord Portley-Rind: Oh you're the town exterminator, I'll pay whatever it takes.

Archibald Snatcher: [pointing at Portly Rind's hat] Oh I don't want money, I want one of those

Lord Portley-Rind: A white hat? You? ABSURD!

Archibald Snatcher: Alright then, by prepare to say bye-bye to your brie, cheerio to your cheddar, goodbye...

Lord Portley-Rind: Hey, Have every boxtrolls gone, with proof.

Archibald Snatcher: [laughs maniacally] For a white hat? I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST BOXTROLL IN THIS TOWN!

Archibald Snatcher: [eats a tiny bit of cheddar, and swallows] Mmmm!

Mr. Trout: [surprisingly] Oh!

Archibald Snatcher: [pause; pauses] I say, old chaps, it's quite, um It's, um It's quite, um

Mr. Trout: [breaking in; smiling thoughtfully] Aromatic? Oaky? With an undertone of a mother's smile on a warm spring day? Hmmm

Archibald Snatcher: Yes! Those things. Etcetera, ectetera, big words, chummy banter.

Mr. Pickles: [Noticing that Snatcher is having an allergic reaction to a piece of cheese he just ate. Whispering to Mr. Trout] Someone's got the cheese fits again.

Mr. Trout: [to Mr.Gristle] Oh, quickly, quietly get the leeches.

Mr. Gristle: [while silently sneaking around Snatcher] Quietly. Quietly.

Archibald Snatcher: [Noticing that Trout's leaving the table] Where's he going?

Mr. Gristle: Quietly.

Archibald Snatcher: Is he getting more cheese?

Archibald Snatcher: What?

Mr. Pickles: I think you've had enough for today, boss.

Snatcher: You really think Portly-Rind and his mob will help a nobody like you? In this town, you want, you gotta help yourself. That's what a man does.

Eggs: You're a liar, when I tell Winnie's father the truth, he'll...

Snatcher: HE'LL THANK ME. Because... all your little boxtroll friends... are going to die. TONIGHT!

Eggs: WHAT?

Snatcher: THEY'LL MAKE ME THE MOST RESPECTED MAN IN THIS TOWN! They'll have no choice but to give me a white hat, they'll parade me, They'll take up on their shoulders. And I'm NOT gonna let that be ruined by some little boxtroll sewer rat!

Lord Portley-Rind: [after learning that Snatcher was lying about the boxtrolls and the Trubshaws] He lied to us and to poor Madame Frou Frou. Snatcher...

Archibald Snatcher: [Using Madame Frou Frou voice] We could have been something special, but you have broken our agreement.

Lord Portley-Rind: Why is he talking like Madame Frou... GASP, Oh my god! I regret so much.