The Brave Little Toaster (1987) - Quotes

Taglines: Perfect movie for children.

Taglines: Plug into the fun!

Taglines: A little toaster will go on a very big adventure.

Taglines: Journey into the city of light!

Taglines: Plug into the adventure!

Blanket: We did good, didn't we!

Toaster: Yup. Ahh... We did good.

Lampy: You know, I've been thinking that this college business seems like a good idea. I could absorb a lot of interesting facts.

Radio: Listen to this! I'm picking up something. I think it's a news flash! President Roosevelt has declared tonight a national holiday, in honor of those five amazing appliances we've all been hearing about, so lock up the office, take down the top, and open that rumble seat! Last one to Coney Island is a party pooper. From the Starlight Roof high atop the Ritz, we wish our intrepid little friends, the best of luck, and a fond farewell!

Kirby: Ah, you're all a bunch of junk.

Lampy: Oh, I'm aching for joy!

Rob: This sure doesn't look like Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of Total Bargain Madness.

Chris: It's the right address.

Rob: Hmm.

Lampy: Boy, he sure has grown.

Radio: Look at him. What a heartbreaker.

Toaster: He graduated, too.

Kirby: Of course. He knows how to work hard.

Blanky: He's all big now. I hope he still needs us.

Black and White T.V.: Still needs you? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.

Radio: Why, if it isn't Ol Rabbit Ears.

Black and White T.V.: Why, if it isn't Ol Loudmouth.

Blanky: Hi, T.V.

Lampy: How are you doing?

Black and White T.V.: Oh, I've got a few more seasons left.

Toaster: The cottage just wasn't the same after they took you away.

Kirby: Yeah, it wasn't as noisy.

Black and White T.V.: Well, I see you haven't changed.

Radio: Kind of gives you a sense of security, doesn't it?

Blanky: Where's the Master?

Black and White T.V.: Didn't anybody tell you? Boy, is he gonna be surprised when he gets back. He just left a little while ago to drive up to the cottage.

Lampy: Hey!

Radio: What's the idea?

Plugsy: [sarcastically] Oh, many pardons. Were you watching that channel? Or is it just me?

Toaster: Oh, excuse me please. Could you tell us how to get to, uh-- To, uh--

Lampy: [[w:California Institute of the Arts|2470 McBean Parkway] ].

Lampy: [[w:A113|A113] ]. This is it.

Toaster: Go ahead if you can.

Blanky: He's not home.

Toaster: We'll have to wait.

Radio: So, let's wait inside; Relax.

Lampy: But I think it's locked. Isn't it?

Radio: [begins to knock the door, then he rapidly taps the heads of Toaster, Lampy and Blanky. The door opens and Plugsy comes out] Luckily, guys, my war-training included Inter-Appliance Codes, like this one. I may simply render the Secret Appliance Knock, and we'll be welcomed by the Native Machinery. So step aside, my meager companions. Hiya, pal.

Plugsy: [gasps and dashes back inside and slams the door; He and the other modern appliances whisper inaudibly. Them, the door opens again, and he comes back out calmly] It's them. How do yuns do? Tarry not upon our doorstop. Please, feel free to enter. All of yuns.

Rob's Mother: Honey, are you bringing enough underwear?

Rob: Mom, you brought me enough underwear to stock the whole dorm, y'know.

Rob's Mother: You have enough socks?

Rob: [looks at the large pile of socks on his bed] Look, Mom, I'm not going to Jupiter or anything. I'm going to college. It's just college.

Rob's Mother: So, let me worry a little bit.

Rob and his Mother: I'm your mother!

Toaster: [whispering] K-K-Kirby, what should we do?!

Kirby: I-I-I don't know.

Lampy: Hey. I got an idea.

Lampy: See? It worked! I told you it would work! I told ya, I told ya, I told ya, I knew, I knew, I knew! It worked!

Megaphone: [imitates a siren] JAILBREAK! JAILBREAK! JAILBREAK!

Elmo St. Peters: [wakes up and notices the shack being torn apart; confused] Whoa... Uh... What?

Zeke: Did I catch you at a bad time? Just wondering if you got some of my radio tubes.

Mish-Mash: Hey, look at me! I mean, really! Barf, barf, barf! I'm a can opener, lamp, and a shaver! Oh-ho-ho-ho, God, I'm a Mish-Mash!

Radio: Boy, are we glad to see you!

Lampy: I really thought I'd turn in my warranty that time!

Radio: Yeah, until Baggy here showed up!

Kirby: I just slipped and fell in, is all.

Lampy: Yeah, sure. Right.

Blanky: You can't fool us. We love you.

Radio: That's right, like Mrs. Roosevelt loved her husband.

Kirby: Yeah, yeah. Why, here's the shore. Everybody off!

Radio: [places a leaf on Kirby's face and salutes] Listen to this: This is President Roosevelt awarding The Vacuum the Medal of Honor.

Radio: [[w:Moby Dick|Damn thee, thou cursed whale! From the depths of Hell, I stab at thee!; pokes Kirby's bags] ]

Kirby: Climb on, you idiot!

Radio: Oh, it's you!

Kirby: Where's Toaster?

Lampy: He sank!

Kirby: [see the waterfall, shocked; tries to swallow his cord] Oh, what's-- What's-- Oh, no! Oh, no!

Toaster: KIRBY, NO!

Lampy: GET THE CORD OUT OF HIS MOUTH! DON'T LET HIM SWALLOW IT!

Radio: SWITCH HIM OFF!

Lampy: Just shorted right out.

Radio: Cracked up and snapped. He sold the farm. Poor chump.

Lampy: How's he look?

Radio: [to Lampy; to Toaster] A little better than you, actually. Keep it up, Slots! Even carpet sweeping motions! He should come around sooner or later.

Toaster: [the other appliances went to him] Hey, I think it's working. Kirby? Kirby, can you hear me?

Blanky: [Kirby wakes up] Wake up. Wake up. Kirby!

Toaster: You're all right!

Toaster, Lampy, Radio and Blanky: [happily] YEAH! YEAH!

Kirby: [gutteral growl] Lay off! Just LAY OFF!!!

Toaster: What's the matter?

Lampy: We were worried about you.

Radio: You gave us a real scare, pal.

Kirby: Well, there's nothing wrong with me, "pal", so just back off.

Blanky: Don't be angry.

Kirby: Just keep your antennas and knobs and wires and rivets off my chrome. Who needs you guys, anyway; Got to drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight? I'd be better-off without ya.

Blanky: [hurtfully] But, Kirby--

Kirby: [pauses a few seconds when they hear the waterfall] Especially you, you little rag. So, uh, how do we get across this thing, anyway?

Radio: I think (Harry) Houdini did this once. Why, if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time.

Lampy: Well, that's encouraging.

Toaster: Okay, Kirby.

Lampy: Hey, guys, we're not dead!

Toaster: [slowly] Blanky! Blanky, where are you? Blaaaaankyyyyy!

Lampy: [weakly; coughs and zaps] Come on, Blanky! Speak up, for Pete's sake!

Toaster: No, look, just relax. You've done enough. We'll look for him.

Lampy: I am feeling a little burned out.

Radio: Listen to this: "The Lamp was awarded a Purple Heart today for being wounded in the line of duty. Lamps across the nation were switched off for a moment of silence in respect for his act of bravery.

Blanky: [in distance] Help!

Toaster: Hey, listen.

Blanky: [in distance] Help me, please! Toaster? Kirby? I'm stuck!

Toaster: I hear him.

Lampy: But I can't see him anywhere.

Radio: [thinking Blanky had died; Lampy almost cries, as if saying "Aw, poor guy.".] Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a little puffy yellow angel with a knob nose.

Kirby: [dismissively] (No, he's not.) He's just stuck in a tree, is all. Look!

Blanky: Help!

Kirby: [alarmed] THE BATTERY'S GONE DEAD!

Radio: We're trapped here like rats! Small, little rats with no hair and one leg.

Toaster: [frantic] BLANKY! BLANKY!

Kirby: BLANKET! BLANKET! Where are you, you little wimp?!?

Toaster: [alarmed] LAMPY!

Toaster: What's the matter, Kirby?

Kirby: Oh, battery's running low. We should give it a rest. So turn out that light!

Blanky: Do we have to stop here?

Toaster: Only for a while.

Radio: Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals in a few days, I've seen it happen!

Kirby: And you'd be the first to go, Dial Face.

Lampy: [turns on his light to reveal a scary face on a tree; the appliances scream in horror and hide in the bushes] Hey, guys! We can stay in here! Look! What's the matter?

Radio: Eaten alive, the poor sap!

Lampy: [scared; runs and joins the others in the bushes] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!

Radio: Oh, I thought you were a goner.

Lampy: Ah, ya wish.

Toaster: You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter.

Kirby: Yeah, shelter from the likes of them.

Radio: [imitating boxer] Come on over here and say that, Chrome-Dome!

Kirby: [shocked and angry] WHAT?!

Radio: [Kirby angrily grumbles] Oh, sorry about that. I meant to say, "Vacuous Vacuum". Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble. In the blue corner, undefeated champion, Rocko "the Radio" Ratuno. Ding! Oh, and there's the bell! They're on each other like black on a bowling ball!

Lampy: Hey! Look!

Radio: [static] And that concludes our broadcast day. This is Walter Winchell signing off. Good night, America, and all the ships at sea.

Toaster: [pats Blanky, smiling] Thanks.

Blanky: [yawns and falls asleep] Oh, that's all right.

Lampy: [tapping on the rock, and prepares to go sleep, but then looks at Toaster] So, uh, what's this thing with you and the Blanket?

Toaster: What thing?

Lampy: You know, all of a sudden, you're being so darn nice to him all of a sudden.

Toaster: Oh, that. Well, I was just thinking, and I-I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better.

Lampy: Wow, that's weird.

Toaster: What's weird about it?

Lampy: I don't know. I mean, you were never this nice to me before. And now, all of a sudden, you're nice to him all the time, and I don’t know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out, you know, exactly what it all means.

Toaster: [pauses; Lampy thinks] Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread. Hmm. It's, uh-- Let's see. It's like a warm, toasty feeling inside. Well, like a glow that just--

Lampy: [happily] A glow?

Toaster: Yeah.

Lampy: I think I know what you're talking about. It's like the feeling I get when I think about The Master.

Toaster: Yeah, that's it.

Lampy: [narrating; the light bulb blows out, and Young Rob takes it out of Lampy; Rob puts in the new light bulb and goes back to reading; the flashback ends, and he turns off his light bulb] I remembered the first time my light bulb burned out. And I thought, "That's it. It's over! I'm burned out! 86'ed! To the showers!" But then the Master put in a brand-new bulb... ...and I just glowed.

Toaster: Well, that is all there is to it.

Lampy: [pauses; goes to sleep] That's very interesting. Good night, Slot Head.

Toaster: [yawns, then goes to sleep] Good night.

Toaster: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Radio: Why, certainly, sure as I am honest.

Lampy: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Blanky: But there might be lions in there.

Radio: Tigers and bears, oh my.

Lampy: He's such a baby! Waah-waah! Whoa!

Lampy: Hey, everybody! Look! A clearing!

Kirby: Great. Let's spread out The Blanket and have a picnic.

Blanky: But I'm full of stickers.

Kirby: Well, my bags are full of thistles and sticks and who knows what else! Whose idea was it to come this way anyway?

Radio: Why, it was the Lamp's, I tell you guys!

Lampy: Oh, yeah? Who's supposed to be the big-shot navigator around here, Mr. Loudmouth, Mr. Big... Loudmouth?

Kirby: Yeah.

Toaster: Where are we, anyway?

Radio: [notices the small pebble; [w:Pee-Wee Reese|Pee-Wee Reese; kicks the pebble in the air; hits the pebble with his antenna, which bounces off Toaster, Kirby, and Lampy respectively; [w:Triple play|Triple Play] Now, look here, fellas, just give me a second, and, uh-- Whoa, listen to this! It's the top of the 9th( Inning), the bases are loaded, and ] is at the plate. There's the pitch, and he connects! Ohh, and it's the ]!

Toaster: Knock it off, you guys. We should all settle down and try to get some sleep.

Radio: [about the circle in the dirt] This is my sleeping space, see? And nobody crosses this line.

Lampy: Yeah? Well, you better not wake us up at 6:00 as usual.

Kirby: What are you complaining about? You didn't do any work today.

Radio: Yeah.

Lampy: [goes to sleep; Blanky tries going into Radio's sleeping space, but Radio stops him.] Go find your own place to sleep, you little fuzzball.

Radio: Watch it! Hey! Hey! Hey! What, are you blind? It's the line. Aht-aht!

Kirby: [annoyed; falls asleep] Good night!

Toaster: [tired, shoos Blanky away] Come on. I'm not the Master. Go snuggle someplace else. I'm trying to get some sleep. Now go on.

Toaster: I can't see the road anymore. Are we going the right direction?

Blanky: I don't think so, unless we can work something out with you guys.

Radio: Why, you boys are gonna need a navigator.

Lampy: Navigator?

Radio: [after going through many staticky radio stations, he finally gets a clear signal from the city] Why, sure. I'll just tune in on a radio signal from the city, see? I can take you right there lickety-split. North by Northwest. Watch out for low-flying aircraft.

Blanky: OH!

Toaster: What's wrong now?

Blanky: [angrily; referring to Lampy] He stepped on me.

Lampy: Did not.

Blanky: Did too!

Lampy: Did not.

Blanky and Kirby: Did too!

Lampy: [defensively] Did not!

Toaster: [annoyed] Hey, hey, hey, come on. How do you guys expect us to get there if you are fighting all the time?

Blanky: You mean, we're not there yet?

Toaster: [calmly and smiling; rubs Blanky's head] No, no, not yet, but we will be soon. We got a long way to go.

Kirby: [warily; agreeing with Toaster] Oh, boy. You're tellin me.

Toaster: ♪ Life is like a journey on the road that's within. Heads says you should stay, but your heart says to begin. So, you go. ♪

Everyone: ♪ But you don't want to go. ♪

Toaster: ♪ Any life worth living isn't life just filled with ease. You just stay forgiving through the forest and the trees. ♪

Toaster and Lampy: ♪ And you'll go... just where you want to go. ♪

Appliances: ♪ Time flies by in the City of Light. Time stands still in the country. There's no time for a fuss and a fight. As we travel the land. ♪

Lampy and Radio: ♪ And I'd be satisfied, just to be not denied. ♪

Toaster, Lampy and Radio: ♪ To reside with some pride. ♪

Appliances: ♪ While I ride to the city, The City of Light. ♪

Lampy: ♪ Light shines like a diamond in the city at night. ♪

Radio: ♪ Whenever that diamond shines, you know that everything's all right. ♪

Kirby: ♪ But you know, we got a way to go. ♪

Blanky: ♪ Let us meet the Master, we don't wanna make him wait. ♪

Lampy and Blanky: ♪ You just keep a-knockin', He will open up the gates ♪

Appliances: ♪ To that City of Light! ♪

Lampy: ♪ Master is a man with a plan I can understand. ♪

Toaster: ♪ Master is a man of great reflection. ♪

Radio: ♪ Master is a man who lays his hand across the land. ♪

Blanky: ♪ Master is the man of our affection. ♪

Everyone: ♪ Time flies by in the City of Light. Time stands still in the country. There's no time for a fuss and a fight, as we travel the land. ♪

Lampy and Radio: ♪ And I'd be satisfied, just to be not denied ♪

Everyone: ♪ To reside with some pride, while I ride to the city, The City of Light. ♪

Toaster: We need a longer cord.

Radio: Why, we need an alternate power source, I'd say.

Toaster: Can you see?

Lampy: Is it him? Is it him?

Radio: Any news? I'm dying down here!

Toaster: [echoes] Is it the master? Is it the master?

Blanky: [he dreams that he and the master are together again; he flies down the stairs and the door opens] It's him! He's back! It's the Master!

Young Rob: Blanky!

Blanky: Master!

Young Rob: Blanky!

Lampy: [Toaster frowns at him; sees Blanky comes down] Well, was it him? Well, I'm just curious as to whether or not it was him. I hate being left in the dark, you know? I guess we can assume that it wasn't him, right?

Toaster: Let's get back to work.

Radio: Sorry for that little interruption, folks. We return to our regularly scheduled program at this time.

Kirby: [annoyed at Blanky crying, growls; tries to suck in Rob's picture frame] Cry, cry, weep, wail n sob, it's disgusting! Every time, I can't believe it, every single-- Hey, give me that stupid picture!

Blanky: No, no!

Toaster: I'll just put it away!

Kirby: In the garbage!

Blanky: No, you can't!

Kirby: Wimp!

Toaster: [annoyed] Let GO!

Kirby: He's not coming back anyway. Isn't he?

Lampy: He might. The fact is there's just not enough facts.

Radio: Fight breaks out in Peaceful Mountain Cottage, shocking the world, and bringing Geneva talks to a grinding halt!

Blanky: Stop it!

Kirby: Let me have it.

Blanky: You can't! Oops.

Kirby: [shocked] Oh, no.

Toaster: What are you laughing at?

Air Conditioner: [stops laughing and smirks] Absolutely nothin', nothin at all.

Lampy: I think he was laughin with us.

Air Conditioner: You know somethin', you're a real bright little lamp.

Lampy: [realizes, then offended] Oh, thanks. Hey!

Air Conditioner: You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't ya?

Blanky: Yes. He was our master.

Air Conditioner: Well, that's real nice. And any day now, he might come rompin back, huh? Just come whistlin right back in through that door, and everything'll be the same. Real peachy-keen-like.

Blanky: Uh-huh.

Lampy: It's a possibility.

Toaster: Well, at least, we try to be optimistic.

Air Conditioner: Optimistic"?! Somebody (should) untie the knot in this guy's cord!

Kirby: [angrily] Why don't you just shut off?!

Air Conditioner: [sarcastically] Hey, I'm real scared there, Kirby. What are you gonna do, suck me to death?

Kirby: [offended] Hmph!

Air Conditioner: [blows the gust of cold wind at the other appliances] What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line. Now, get this through your chrome: We've been dumped! Abandoned!

Blanky: But he loved us.

Radio: That's right.

Air Conditioner: So what? He's a kid, he has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a package deal.

Toaster: But maybe, they're all--

Air Conditioner: [interrupts] He's not coming back, pure and simple.

Kirby: [to Air Conditioner] Oh, yeah? Did you talk to him recently or somethin'? They could drive up any second.

Blanky: [to Kirby] You really think so?

Kirby: [to Blanky] I'm not talkin to you.

Air Conditioner: The whole bunch of you got to have a combined wattage of five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap-metal time.

Toaster: [angrily] Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.

Air Conditioner: [sarcastically] That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawlin like a babe any time now.

Toaster: I think you're jealous.

Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.

Lampy: [angrily] Dim"?!

Toaster: [angrily] Yeah. Because the Master never played with you.

Kirby: [angrily] Cause you're stuck in the wall!

Air Conditioner: [blows cold air, angrily] So...it's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's going on here? I know what goes on this cottage. It's a conspiracy, and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just because you can move around, you think you're better than I am! I'M NOT AN INVALID; I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN A WALL! I LIKE BEIN STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials!

Toaster: We didn't mean it! Really!

Air Conditioner: [roaring; begins glowing in red-shift and then bright burst orange and sparks fly out of his mouth] IT'S MY FUNCTION!!!!!

Toaster: Don't! Wait! Wait!

Kirby: [alarmed] HE'S GONNA BLOW!

Toaster: YANK YOUR CORDS!

Kirby: [behind chair] THE FUSE!

Toaster: KIRBY?!

Blanky: Poor Air Conditioner.

Toaster: I didn't know he'd take it so hard.

Kirby: Well, he was a jerk anyway.

Lampy: [hearing something] Hey, hey. What's that? What is it?

Blanky: [happily] A car!

Kirby: [angrily] I don't want to hear another word about cars!

Toaster: [agreeing with Kirby] You said it.

Radio: Sounds pretty close.

Kirby: Just don't even start!

Lampy: Sounds real close.

Toaster: [angrily; scene cuts to him jumping onto the soapbox] STOP IT!!! We're going out to find him!

Radio, Lampy, Kirby, and Blanky: WHAT?!?!

Kirby: What are you talking about?! What do you mean?!

Toaster: Exactly what I said! We're gonna go out and find the master!

Blanky: [scared] To the City?

Toaster: Yeah, no matter what.

Lampy: Well, how exactly would you propose we're gonna do that, exactly?

Toaster: I-- I don't know!

Kirby: Oh, come off it! Be serious!

Toaster: [to Kirby; annoyed] I am serious!

Kirby: [backs away] You're insane!

Radio: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems will be solved!

Toaster: [confused] What?

Radio: Or maybe it was a basset hound?

Kirby: [backs away a little more] You're all insane.

Radio: [country accent] It was a news flash I picked up yesterday about a dog. In an amazing show of loyalty and courage, a terrier name Grover traveled hundreds of miles to be reunited with his owner. The poor little critter was accidentally left behind on a fishing trip three weeks ago. And he had to find his way across rugged mountain peaks and scorching deserts in order to get home. Little Grover turned out to be one spunky pup.

Toaster: If a dog can do it, we can do it!

Blanky: But a dog has legs.

Lampy: Actually, legs would help, you know.

Kirby: Brains wouldn't hurt, either.

Lampy: Lay off.

Radio: [normal voice] Yeah, pipe down, Carpet Breath!

Toaster: Well, I'm going with or without you.

Kirby: I'd say we stay. We'll have a new master anyway as soon as someone buys the cottage.

Blanky: But, I don't want a new master. I want our master.

Toaster: Well, what about the rest of you?

Radio: You boys are going to need a leader! Why, alone, you wouldn't last for five minutes out there! I used to be a mountaineer, see? And together, we can stand against the Forces of Nature.

Lampy: Were you really a mountaineer?

Radio: Sure. Ask anybody. Ask Teddy Roosevelt. Why, we shot moose together on the Klondike.

Lampy: Wow. Well, you know, I was just thinking, you guys will need somebody bright along, too.

Toaster: Good idea.

Radio: Listen to this: "World War II, the Normandy Invasion! And who's there but Lampy to light the way?

Toaster: You know, I thought it'd be good to have somebody come along, who's really... strong.

Lampy: And loud.

Blanky: And grumpy.

Radio: And oblivious to reality.

Toaster: [hits his friends in annoyance] Well?

Kirby: [he pauses, and a few seconds later, he begrudgingly joins in, under his breath] I just know I'm gonna regret this.

Lampy: [opens fuse box and pulls out last fuse] Wow. This was our last fuse.

Toaster: [puts last fuse in transmitter] See? It's a good thing we're getting out of here.

Radio: [turns on kitchen light] I've always loved travel, anyway. The open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grille.

Kirby: Yeah? Well, how are we going to travel?

Lampy: [Kirby pushes the bed with Toaster, Blanky, Radio, and Lampy on board, and tries to push gently down the stairs, but pushes too hard, and sends Toaster, Blanky, Radio, and Lampy falling down with the bed; the appliances jump on the Pogo stick, try to go forward, and succeed for a bit, but end up going backward in the wrong direction on it, and crash; Kirby, with a rope attached to him, pulls the skateboard with the refrigerator on top, and tries to pull gently, but ends up pulling too hard that the rope snaps from the skateboard, which sends Kirby flying forward, and causes the refrigerator to fall off, tilt over, and land on the floor with a loud thunk, as Blanky, now blue, and with his teeth chattering, shivers in the freezer, due to the ice freezing him] Hey, I've got an idea. We can all get on top of the bed, you know, and then Kirby can push us. No, no, no. Hey, what about the Master's pogo stick? No, that's no good. Hey, how about we're in the refrigerator on a skateboard, and Kirby can pull? No, no, no. Hey!

Radio: [annoyed] Shut up! Shut up!

Toaster, Kirby and Blanky: [annoyed] Shut up!

Radio: [next scene with the appliances, minus Radio, on Blanky] Let's see somebody else try for a change. Arise, Hassan. Arise, O Magic Carpet.

Lampy: Hey, come over here. I'm gonna--

Radio: Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?

Lampy: Precisely. A total idiot!

Radio: [continually whacks Lampy with his antenna, Blanky falls on them; Toaster looks hopefully as Kirby moves forward] If your saber wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through the instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley! A blow for Richard! A blow for Marian! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl, and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on Fifth Street! Hey! No!

Kirby: [accidentally sucks up Blanky; falls over] Oh, whoa! Oh, no, what?!

Lampy: [stops the fighting] Hey, what's goin on? What's goin on? Who turned out the lights?

Toaster: [smiling] Good morning, everyone.

Blanky: [smiling] Good morning, Toaster.

Radio: [appearing from under Blanky] Hey, Slots.

Lampy: [appearing from under Blanky] Salutations.

Radio: [first lines] Good morning, good morning, good morning. That was A-Billion-And-One Strings playing one of your all-time favorite tunes. At the top of the news this morning, there's monkey business in Utah. Aw, seriously, now. It seems that a band of renegade chimpanzees have kidnapped Pulitzer prize-winning poet Lester Charles and are demanding--

Lampy: Hey, what's this great idea?! I'm attempting to get some sleep!

Radio: [lights on] Look buddy, I'm doing a broadcast. Did you mind? WHOA! Not in the face there, pal! Now let me see, uh... Oh, yes, the chimps are protesting.

Lampy: I have the good mind to reset your alarm! PERMANENTLY!!

Radio: Sorry, folks. We seem to be experiencing the little technical difficulty, but I'm sure it's nothing we can't HANDLE!!

Lampy: [Radio shoots up and pushes Lampy right off the bed] Whew. Can't even hear your own thoughts with the racket around here. Ow. HOLY MOTHER OF EDISON! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU MIGHT HAVE BROKEN MY BULB!!

Radio: [turns on] I'm thinking you think too much, pal. What we need is some wake-up music!

Toaster: You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter.

Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.

Toaster: Good morning, everyone.