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The Brave Little Toaster Quotes

G 1987 · 1h 30m 69 Audience
28 quotes
Reflections on Growth and Accomplishments
Lampy Boy, he sure has grown.
Radio Look at him. What a heartbreaker.
Toaster He graduated, too.
Kirby Of course. He knows how to work hard.
Blanky He's all big now. I hope he still needs us.
Black and White T.V. Still needs you? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.
Radio Why, if it isn't Ol Rabbit Ears.
Black and White T.V. Why, if it isn't Ol Loudmouth.
Blanky Hi, T.V.
Lampy How are you doing?
Black and White T.V. Oh, I've got a few more seasons left.
Toaster The cottage just wasn't the same after they took you away.
Kirby Yeah, it wasn't as noisy.
Black and White T.V. Well, I see you haven't changed.
Radio Kind of gives you a sense of security, doesn't it?
Blanky Where's the Master?
Black and White T.V. Didn't anybody tell you? Boy, is he gonna be surprised when he gets back. He just left a little while ago to drive up to the cottage.
Lampy Hey!
Radio What's the idea?
Plugsy Oh, many pardons. Were you watching that channel? Or is it just me?
[sarcastically]
Seeking Solutions for Power Needs
Toaster We need a longer cord.
Radio Why, we need an alternate power source, I'd say.
Navigating Uncertainty on the Journey Ahead
Toaster I can't see the road anymore. Are we going the right direction?
Blanky I don't think so, unless we can work something out with you guys.
Radio Why, you boys are gonna need a navigator.
Lampy Navigator?
Radio Why, sure. I'll just tune in on a radio signal from the city, see? I can take you right there lickety-split. North by Northwest. Watch out for low-flying aircraft.
[after going through many staticky radio stations, he finally gets a clear signal from the city]
Blanky OH!
Toaster What's wrong now?
Blanky He stepped on me.
[angrily; referring to Lampy]
Lampy Did not.
Blanky Did too!
Lampy Did not.
Blanky and Kirby Did too!
Lampy Did not!
[defensively]
Toaster Hey, hey, hey, come on. How do you guys expect us to get there if you are fighting all the time?
[annoyed]
Blanky You mean, we're not there yet?
Toaster No, no, not yet, but we will be soon. We got a long way to go.
[calmly and smiling; rubs Blanky's head]
Kirby Oh, boy. You're tellin me.
[warily; agreeing with Toaster]
Toaster ♪ Life is like a journey on the road that's within. Heads says you should stay, but your heart says to begin. So, you go. ♪
Everyone ♪ But you don't want to go. ♪
Toaster ♪ Any life worth living isn't life just filled with ease. You just stay forgiving through the forest and the trees. ♪
Toaster and Lampy ♪ And you'll go... just where you want to go. ♪
Appliances ♪ Time flies by in the City of Light. Time stands still in the country. There's no time for a fuss and a fight. As we travel the land. ♪
Lampy and Radio ♪ And I'd be satisfied, just to be not denied. ♪
Toaster, Lampy and Radio ♪ To reside with some pride. ♪
Appliances ♪ While I ride to the city, The City of Light. ♪
Lampy ♪ Light shines like a diamond in the city at night. ♪
Radio ♪ Whenever that diamond shines, you know that everything's all right. ♪
Kirby ♪ But you know, we got a way to go. ♪
Blanky ♪ Let us meet the Master, we don't wanna make him wait. ♪
Lampy and Blanky ♪ You just keep a-knockin', He will open up the gates ♪
Appliances ♪ To that City of Light! ♪
Lampy ♪ Master is a man with a plan I can understand. ♪
Toaster ♪ Master is a man of great reflection. ♪
Radio ♪ Master is a man who lays his hand across the land. ♪
Blanky ♪ Master is the man of our affection. ♪
Everyone ♪ Time flies by in the City of Light. Time stands still in the country. There's no time for a fuss and a fight, as we travel the land. ♪
Lampy and Radio ♪ And I'd be satisfied, just to be not denied ♪
Everyone ♪ To reside with some pride, while I ride to the city, The City of Light. ♪
Misleading Expectations at the Right Address
Rob This sure doesn't look like Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of Total Bargain Madness.
Chris It's the right address.
Rob Hmm.
A Heartwarming Tale for Young Audiences
Taglines Perfect movie for children.
Searching for Toaster Among Friends
Radio ]
[[w:Moby Dick|Damn thee, thou cursed whale! From the depths of Hell, I stab at thee!; pokes Kirby's bags]
Kirby Climb on, you idiot!
Radio Oh, it's you!
Kirby Where's Toaster?
Lampy He sank!
Perseverance and Hope in Adversity
Toaster Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
Preparing for College: A Mother-Son Exchange
Rob's Mother Honey, are you bringing enough underwear?
Rob Mom, you brought me enough underwear to stock the whole dorm, y'know.
Rob's Mother You have enough socks?
Rob Look, Mom, I'm not going to Jupiter or anything. I'm going to college. It's just college.
[looks at the large pile of socks on his bed]
Rob's Mother So, let me worry a little bit.
Rob and his Mother I'm your mother!
Lampy Celebrates a Successful Idea
Toaster K-K-Kirby, what should we do?!
[whispering]
Kirby I-I-I don't know.
Lampy Hey. I got an idea.
Lampy See? It worked! I told you it would work! I told ya, I told ya, I told ya, I knew, I knew, I knew! It worked!
Megaphone JAILBREAK! JAILBREAK! JAILBREAK!
[imitates a siren]
Elmo St. Peters Whoa... Uh... What?
[wakes up and notices the shack being torn apart; confused]
Zeke Did I catch you at a bad time? Just wondering if you got some of my radio tubes.
Desperation in a Dark Situation
Kirby THE BATTERY'S GONE DEAD!
[alarmed]
Radio We're trapped here like rats! Small, little rats with no hair and one leg.
Toaster BLANKY! BLANKY!
[frantic]
Kirby BLANKET! BLANKET! Where are you, you little wimp?!?
Toaster LAMPY!
[alarmed]
Seeking Directions from Friends
Toaster Oh, excuse me please. Could you tell us how to get to, uh-- To, uh--
Lampy ].
[[w:California Institute of the Arts|2470 McBean Parkway]
Lampy ]. This is it.
[[w:A113|A113]
Toaster Go ahead if you can.
Blanky He's not home.
Toaster We'll have to wait.
Radio So, let's wait inside; Relax.
Lampy But I think it's locked. Isn't it?
Radio Luckily, guys, my war-training included Inter-Appliance Codes, like this one. I may simply render the Secret Appliance Knock, and we'll be welcomed by the Native Machinery. So step aside, my meager companions. Hiya, pal.
[begins to knock the door, then he rapidly taps the heads of Toaster, Lampy and Blanky. The door opens and Plugsy comes out]
Plugsy It's them. How do yuns do? Tarry not upon our doorstop. Please, feel free to enter. All of yuns.
[gasps and dashes back inside and slams the door; He and the other modern appliances whisper inaudibly. Them, the door opens again, and he comes back out calmly]
A Urgent Call to Save Kirby
Kirby Oh, what's-- What's-- Oh, no! Oh, no!
[see the waterfall, shocked; tries to swallow his cord]
Toaster KIRBY, NO!
Lampy GET THE CORD OUT OF HIS MOUTH! DON'T LET HIM SWALLOW IT!
Radio SWITCH HIM OFF!
Lampy Just shorted right out.
Radio Cracked up and snapped. He sold the farm. Poor chump.
Lampy How's he look?
Radio A little better than you, actually. Keep it up, Slots! Even carpet sweeping motions! He should come around sooner or later.
[to Lampy; to Toaster]
Toaster Hey, I think it's working. Kirby? Kirby, can you hear me?
[the other appliances went to him]
Blanky Wake up. Wake up. Kirby!
[Kirby wakes up]
Toaster You're all right!
Toaster, Lampy, Radio and Blanky YEAH! YEAH!
[happily]
Kirby Lay off! Just LAY OFF!!!
[gutteral growl]
Toaster What's the matter?
Lampy We were worried about you.
Radio You gave us a real scare, pal.
Kirby Well, there's nothing wrong with me, "pal", so just back off.
Blanky Don't be angry.
Kirby Just keep your antennas and knobs and wires and rivets off my chrome. Who needs you guys, anyway; Got to drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight? I'd be better-off without ya.
Blanky But, Kirby--
[hurtfully]
Kirby Especially you, you little rag. So, uh, how do we get across this thing, anyway?
[pauses a few seconds when they hear the waterfall]
Radio I think (Harry) Houdini did this once. Why, if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time.
Lampy Well, that's encouraging.
Toaster Okay, Kirby.
Lampy Hey, guys, we're not dead!
A Playful Duel Among Friends
Lampy Hey, come over here. I'm gonna--
Radio Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?
Lampy Precisely. A total idiot!
Radio If your saber wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through the instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley! A blow for Richard! A blow for Marian! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl, and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on Fifth Street! Hey! No!
[continually whacks Lampy with his antenna, Blanky falls on them; Toaster looks hopefully as Kirby moves forward]
Kirby Oh, whoa! Oh, no, what?!
[accidentally sucks up Blanky; falls over]
Lampy Hey, what's goin on? What's goin on? Who turned out the lights?
[stops the fighting]
Toaster Good morning, everyone.
[smiling]
Blanky Good morning, Toaster.
[smiling]
Radio Hey, Slots.
[appearing from under Blanky]
Lampy Salutations.
[appearing from under Blanky]
Morning Broadcast Disrupts Sleepy Lampy
Radio Good morning, good morning, good morning. That was A-Billion-And-One Strings playing one of your all-time favorite tunes. At the top of the news this morning, there's monkey business in Utah. Aw, seriously, now. It seems that a band of renegade chimpanzees have kidnapped Pulitzer prize-winning poet Lester Charles and are demanding--
[first lines]
Lampy Hey, what's this great idea?! I'm attempting to get some sleep!
Radio Look buddy, I'm doing a broadcast. Did you mind? WHOA! Not in the face there, pal! Now let me see, uh... Oh, yes, the chimps are protesting.
[lights on]
Lampy I have the good mind to reset your alarm! PERMANENTLY!!
Radio Sorry, folks. We seem to be experiencing the little technical difficulty, but I'm sure it's nothing we can't HANDLE!!
Lampy Whew. Can't even hear your own thoughts with the racket around here. Ow. HOLY MOTHER OF EDISON! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU MIGHT HAVE BROKEN MY BULB!!
[Radio shoots up and pushes Lampy right off the bed]
Radio I'm thinking you think too much, pal. What we need is some wake-up music!
[turns on]
A Toaster's Journey of Adventure
Taglines A little toaster will go on a very big adventure.
Taking a Break for Low Battery
Toaster What's the matter, Kirby?
Kirby Oh, battery's running low. We should give it a rest. So turn out that light!
Blanky Do we have to stop here?
Toaster Only for a while.
Radio Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals in a few days, I've seen it happen!
Kirby And you'd be the first to go, Dial Face.
Lampy Hey, guys! We can stay in here! Look! What's the matter?
[turns on his light to reveal a scary face on a tree; the appliances scream in horror and hide in the bushes]
Radio Eaten alive, the poor sap!
Lampy WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!
[scared; runs and joins the others in the bushes]
Radio Oh, I thought you were a goner.
Lampy Ah, ya wish.
Toaster You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter.
Kirby Yeah, shelter from the likes of them.
Radio Come on over here and say that, Chrome-Dome!
[imitating boxer]
Kirby WHAT?!
[shocked and angry]
Radio Oh, sorry about that. I meant to say, "Vacuous Vacuum". Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble. In the blue corner, undefeated champion, Rocko "the Radio" Ratuno. Ding! Oh, and there's the bell! They're on each other like black on a bowling ball!
[Kirby angrily grumbles]
Lampy Hey! Look!
Radio And that concludes our broadcast day. This is Walter Winchell signing off. Good night, America, and all the ships at sea.
[static]
Toaster Thanks.
[pats Blanky, smiling]
Blanky Oh, that's all right.
[yawns and falls asleep]
Lampy So, uh, what's this thing with you and the Blanket?
[tapping on the rock, and prepares to go sleep, but then looks at Toaster]
Toaster What thing?
Lampy You know, all of a sudden, you're being so darn nice to him all of a sudden.
Toaster Oh, that. Well, I was just thinking, and I-I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better.
Lampy Wow, that's weird.
Toaster What's weird about it?
Lampy I don't know. I mean, you were never this nice to me before. And now, all of a sudden, you're nice to him all the time, and I don’t know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out, you know, exactly what it all means.
Toaster Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread. Hmm. It's, uh-- Let's see. It's like a warm, toasty feeling inside. Well, like a glow that just--
[pauses; Lampy thinks]
Lampy A glow?
[happily]
Toaster Yeah.
Lampy I think I know what you're talking about. It's like the feeling I get when I think about The Master.
Toaster Yeah, that's it.
Lampy I remembered the first time my light bulb burned out. And I thought, "That's it. It's over! I'm burned out! 86'ed! To the showers!" But then the Master put in a brand-new bulb... ...and I just glowed.
[narrating; the light bulb blows out, and Young Rob takes it out of Lampy; Rob puts in the new light bulb and goes back to reading; the flashback ends, and he turns off his light bulb]
Toaster Well, that is all there is to it.
Lampy That's very interesting. Good night, Slot Head.
[pauses; goes to sleep]
Toaster Good night.
[yawns, then goes to sleep]
Searching for Blanky in a tense moment
Toaster Blanky! Blanky, where are you? Blaaaaankyyyyy!
[slowly]
Lampy Come on, Blanky! Speak up, for Pete's sake!
[weakly; coughs and zaps]
Toaster No, look, just relax. You've done enough. We'll look for him.
Lampy I am feeling a little burned out.
Radio Listen to this: "The Lamp was awarded a Purple Heart today for being wounded in the line of duty. Lamps across the nation were switched off for a moment of silence in respect for his act of bravery.
Blanky Help!
[in distance]
Toaster Hey, listen.
Blanky Help me, please! Toaster? Kirby? I'm stuck!
[in distance]
Toaster I hear him.
Lampy But I can't see him anywhere.
Radio Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a little puffy yellow angel with a knob nose.
[thinking Blanky had died; Lampy almost cries, as if saying "Aw, poor guy.".]
Kirby (No, he's not.) He's just stuck in a tree, is all. Look!
[dismissively]
Blanky Help!
The Need for Shelter Among Friends
Toaster You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter.
Embrace the Joy of Connection
Taglines Plug into the fun!
Unexpected Reunion Among Friends
Radio Boy, are we glad to see you!
Lampy I really thought I'd turn in my warranty that time!
Radio Yeah, until Baggy here showed up!
Kirby I just slipped and fell in, is all.
Lampy Yeah, sure. Right.
Blanky You can't fool us. We love you.
Radio That's right, like Mrs. Roosevelt loved her husband.
Kirby Yeah, yeah. Why, here's the shore. Everybody off!
Radio Listen to this: This is President Roosevelt awarding The Vacuum the Medal of Honor.
[places a leaf on Kirby's face and salutes]
Searching for the Master
Toaster Can you see?
Lampy Is it him? Is it him?
Radio Any news? I'm dying down here!
Toaster Is it the master? Is it the master?
[echoes]
Blanky It's him! He's back! It's the Master!
[he dreams that he and the master are together again; he flies down the stairs and the door opens]
Young Rob Blanky!
Blanky Master!
Young Rob Blanky!
Lampy Well, was it him? Well, I'm just curious as to whether or not it was him. I hate being left in the dark, you know? I guess we can assume that it wasn't him, right?
[Toaster frowns at him; sees Blanky comes down]
Toaster Let's get back to work.
Radio Sorry for that little interruption, folks. We return to our regularly scheduled program at this time.
Kirby Cry, cry, weep, wail n sob, it's disgusting! Every time, I can't believe it, every single-- Hey, give me that stupid picture!
[annoyed at Blanky crying, growls; tries to suck in Rob's picture frame]
Blanky No, no!
Toaster I'll just put it away!
Kirby In the garbage!
Blanky No, you can't!
Kirby Wimp!
Toaster Let GO!
[annoyed]
Kirby He's not coming back anyway. Isn't he?
Lampy He might. The fact is there's just not enough facts.
Radio Fight breaks out in Peaceful Mountain Cottage, shocking the world, and bringing Geneva talks to a grinding halt!
Blanky Stop it!
Kirby Let me have it.
Blanky You can't! Oops.
Kirby Oh, no.
[shocked]
Toaster What are you laughing at?
Air Conditioner Absolutely nothin', nothin at all.
[stops laughing and smirks]
Lampy I think he was laughin with us.
Air Conditioner You know somethin', you're a real bright little lamp.
Lampy Oh, thanks. Hey!
[realizes, then offended]
Air Conditioner You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't ya?
Blanky Yes. He was our master.
Air Conditioner Well, that's real nice. And any day now, he might come rompin back, huh? Just come whistlin right back in through that door, and everything'll be the same. Real peachy-keen-like.
Blanky Uh-huh.
Lampy It's a possibility.
Toaster Well, at least, we try to be optimistic.
Air Conditioner Optimistic"?! Somebody (should) untie the knot in this guy's cord!
Kirby Why don't you just shut off?!
[angrily]
Air Conditioner Hey, I'm real scared there, Kirby. What are you gonna do, suck me to death?
[sarcastically]
Kirby Hmph!
[offended]
Air Conditioner What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line. Now, get this through your chrome: We've been dumped! Abandoned!
[blows the gust of cold wind at the other appliances]
Blanky But he loved us.
Radio That's right.
Air Conditioner So what? He's a kid, he has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a package deal.
Toaster But maybe, they're all--
Air Conditioner He's not coming back, pure and simple.
[interrupts]
Kirby Oh, yeah? Did you talk to him recently or somethin'? They could drive up any second.
[to Air Conditioner]
Blanky You really think so?
[to Kirby]
Kirby I'm not talkin to you.
[to Blanky]
Air Conditioner The whole bunch of you got to have a combined wattage of five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap-metal time.
Toaster Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
[angrily]
Air Conditioner That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawlin like a babe any time now.
[sarcastically]
Toaster I think you're jealous.
Air Conditioner Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.
Lampy Dim"?!
[angrily]
Toaster Yeah. Because the Master never played with you.
[angrily]
Kirby Cause you're stuck in the wall!
[angrily]
Air Conditioner So...it's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's going on here? I know what goes on this cottage. It's a conspiracy, and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just because you can move around, you think you're better than I am! I'M NOT AN INVALID; I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN A WALL! I LIKE BEIN STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials!
[blows cold air, angrily]
Toaster We didn't mean it! Really!
Air Conditioner IT'S MY FUNCTION!!!!!
[roaring; begins glowing in red-shift and then bright burst orange and sparks fly out of his mouth]
Toaster Don't! Wait! Wait!
Kirby HE'S GONNA BLOW!
[alarmed]
Toaster YANK YOUR CORDS!
Kirby THE FUSE!
[behind chair]
Toaster KIRBY?!
Blanky Poor Air Conditioner.
Toaster I didn't know he'd take it so hard.
Kirby Well, he was a jerk anyway.
Lampy Hey, hey. What's that? What is it?
[hearing something]
Blanky A car!
[happily]
Kirby I don't want to hear another word about cars!
[angrily]
Toaster You said it.
[agreeing with Kirby]
Radio Sounds pretty close.
Kirby Just don't even start!
Lampy Sounds real close.
Toaster STOP IT!!! We're going out to find him!
[angrily; scene cuts to him jumping onto the soapbox]
Radio, Lampy, Kirby, and Blanky WHAT?!?!
Kirby What are you talking about?! What do you mean?!
Toaster Exactly what I said! We're gonna go out and find the master!
Blanky To the City?
[scared]
Toaster Yeah, no matter what.
Lampy Well, how exactly would you propose we're gonna do that, exactly?
Toaster I-- I don't know!
Kirby Oh, come off it! Be serious!
Toaster I am serious!
[to Kirby; annoyed]
Kirby You're insane!
[backs away]
Radio Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems will be solved!
Toaster What?
[confused]
Radio Or maybe it was a basset hound?
Kirby You're all insane.
[backs away a little more]
Radio It was a news flash I picked up yesterday about a dog. In an amazing show of loyalty and courage, a terrier name Grover traveled hundreds of miles to be reunited with his owner. The poor little critter was accidentally left behind on a fishing trip three weeks ago. And he had to find his way across rugged mountain peaks and scorching deserts in order to get home. Little Grover turned out to be one spunky pup.
[country accent]
Toaster If a dog can do it, we can do it!
Blanky But a dog has legs.
Lampy Actually, legs would help, you know.
Kirby Brains wouldn't hurt, either.
Lampy Lay off.
Radio Yeah, pipe down, Carpet Breath!
[normal voice]
Toaster Well, I'm going with or without you.
Kirby I'd say we stay. We'll have a new master anyway as soon as someone buys the cottage.
Blanky But, I don't want a new master. I want our master.
Toaster Well, what about the rest of you?
Radio You boys are going to need a leader! Why, alone, you wouldn't last for five minutes out there! I used to be a mountaineer, see? And together, we can stand against the Forces of Nature.
Lampy Were you really a mountaineer?
Radio Sure. Ask anybody. Ask Teddy Roosevelt. Why, we shot moose together on the Klondike.
Lampy Wow. Well, you know, I was just thinking, you guys will need somebody bright along, too.
Toaster Good idea.
Radio Listen to this: "World War II, the Normandy Invasion! And who's there but Lampy to light the way?
Toaster You know, I thought it'd be good to have somebody come along, who's really... strong.
Lampy And loud.
Blanky And grumpy.
Radio And oblivious to reality.
Toaster Well?
[hits his friends in annoyance]
Kirby I just know I'm gonna regret this.
[he pauses, and a few seconds later, he begrudgingly joins in, under his breath]
Lampy Wow. This was our last fuse.
[opens fuse box and pulls out last fuse]
Toaster See? It's a good thing we're getting out of here.
[puts last fuse in transmitter]
Radio I've always loved travel, anyway. The open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grille.
[turns on kitchen light]
Kirby Yeah? Well, how are we going to travel?
Lampy Hey, I've got an idea. We can all get on top of the bed, you know, and then Kirby can push us. No, no, no. Hey, what about the Master's pogo stick? No, that's no good. Hey, how about we're in the refrigerator on a skateboard, and Kirby can pull? No, no, no. Hey!
[Kirby pushes the bed with Toaster, Blanky, Radio, and Lampy on board, and tries to push gently down the stairs, but pushes too hard, and sends Toaster, Blanky, Radio, and Lampy falling down with the bed; the appliances jump on the Pogo stick, try to go forward, and succeed for a bit, but end up going backward in the wrong direction on it, and crash; Kirby, with a rope attached to him, pulls the skateboard with the refrigerator on top, and tries to pull gently, but ends up pulling too hard that the rope snaps from the skateboard, which sends Kirby flying forward, and causes the refrigerator to fall off, tilt over, and land on the floor with a loud thunk, as Blanky, now blue, and with his teeth chattering, shivers in the freezer, due to the ice freezing him]
Radio Shut up! Shut up!
[annoyed]
Toaster, Kirby and Blanky Shut up!
[annoyed]
Radio Let's see somebody else try for a change. Arise, Hassan. Arise, O Magic Carpet.
[next scene with the appliances, minus Radio, on Blanky]
Journey to the City of Light
Taglines Journey into the city of light!
Celebration of Friendship and New Beginnings
Blanket We did good, didn't we!
Toaster Yup. Ahh... We did good.
Lampy You know, I've been thinking that this college business seems like a good idea. I could absorb a lot of interesting facts.
Radio Listen to this! I'm picking up something. I think it's a news flash! President Roosevelt has declared tonight a national holiday, in honor of those five amazing appliances we've all been hearing about, so lock up the office, take down the top, and open that rumble seat! Last one to Coney Island is a party pooper. From the Starlight Roof high atop the Ritz, we wish our intrepid little friends, the best of luck, and a fond farewell!
Kirby Ah, you're all a bunch of junk.
Lampy Oh, I'm aching for joy!
A Cheerful Morning Greeting from Toaster
Toaster Good morning, everyone.
Embracing Uniqueness in a Mixed Identity
Mish-Mash Hey, look at me! I mean, really! Barf, barf, barf! I'm a can opener, lamp, and a shaver! Oh-ho-ho-ho, God, I'm a Mish-Mash!
Planning a Picnic Among Friends
Lampy Hey, everybody! Look! A clearing!
Kirby Great. Let's spread out The Blanket and have a picnic.
Blanky But I'm full of stickers.
Kirby Well, my bags are full of thistles and sticks and who knows what else! Whose idea was it to come this way anyway?
Radio Why, it was the Lamp's, I tell you guys!
Lampy Oh, yeah? Who's supposed to be the big-shot navigator around here, Mr. Loudmouth, Mr. Big... Loudmouth?
Kirby Yeah.
Toaster Where are we, anyway?
Radio Now, look here, fellas, just give me a second, and, uh-- Whoa, listen to this! It's the top of the 9th( Inning), the bases are loaded, and ] is at the plate. There's the pitch, and he connects! Ohh, and it's the ]!
[notices the small pebble; [w:Pee-Wee Reese|Pee-Wee Reese; kicks the pebble in the air; hits the pebble with his antenna, which bounces off Toaster, Kirby, and Lampy respectively; [w:Triple play|Triple Play]
Toaster Knock it off, you guys. We should all settle down and try to get some sleep.
Radio This is my sleeping space, see? And nobody crosses this line.
[about the circle in the dirt]
Lampy Yeah? Well, you better not wake us up at 6:00 as usual.
Kirby What are you complaining about? You didn't do any work today.
Radio Yeah.
Lampy Go find your own place to sleep, you little fuzzball.
[goes to sleep; Blanky tries going into Radio's sleeping space, but Radio stops him.]
Radio Watch it! Hey! Hey! Hey! What, are you blind? It's the line. Aht-aht!
Kirby Good night!
[annoyed; falls asleep]
Toaster Come on. I'm not the Master. Go snuggle someplace else. I'm trying to get some sleep. Now go on.
[tired, shoos Blanky away]
Debating Directions and Possible Dangers
Toaster Are you sure this is the right direction?
Radio Why, certainly, sure as I am honest.
Lampy In that case, we're definitely lost.
Blanky But there might be lions in there.
Radio Tigers and bears, oh my.
Lampy He's such a baby! Waah-waah! Whoa!
Embrace the Excitement of Adventure
Taglines Plug into the adventure!