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Reflections on Growth and Accomplishments
Lampy
Boy, he sure has grown.
Radio
Look at him. What a heartbreaker.
Toaster
He graduated, too.
Kirby
Of course. He knows how to work hard.
Blanky
He's all big now. I hope he still needs us.
Black and White T.V.
Still needs you? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.
Radio
Why, if it isn't Ol Rabbit Ears.
Black and White T.V.
Why, if it isn't Ol Loudmouth.
Blanky
Hi, T.V.
Lampy
How are you doing?
Black and White T.V.
Oh, I've got a few more seasons left.
Toaster
The cottage just wasn't the same after they took you away.
Kirby
Yeah, it wasn't as noisy.
Black and White T.V.
Well, I see you haven't changed.
Radio
Kind of gives you a sense of security, doesn't it?
Blanky
Where's the Master?
Black and White T.V.
Didn't anybody tell you? Boy, is he gonna be surprised when he gets back. He just left a little while ago to drive up to the cottage.
Lampy
Hey!
Radio
What's the idea?
Plugsy
Oh, many pardons. Were you watching that channel? Or is it just me?
[sarcastically]
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Seeking Solutions for Power Needs
Toaster
We need a longer cord.
Radio
Why, we need an alternate power source, I'd say.
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Navigating Uncertainty on the Journey Ahead
Toaster
I can't see the road anymore. Are we going the right direction?
Blanky
I don't think so, unless we can work something out with you guys.
Radio
Why, you boys are gonna need a navigator.
Lampy
Navigator?
Radio
Why, sure. I'll just tune in on a radio signal from the city, see? I can take you right there lickety-split. North by Northwest. Watch out for low-flying aircraft.
[after going through many staticky radio stations, he finally gets a clear signal from the city]
Blanky
OH!
Toaster
What's wrong now?
Blanky
He stepped on me.
[angrily; referring to Lampy]
Lampy
Did not.
Blanky
Did too!
Lampy
Did not.
Blanky and Kirby
Did too!
Lampy
Did not!
[defensively]
Toaster
Hey, hey, hey, come on. How do you guys expect us to get there if you are fighting all the time?
[annoyed]
Blanky
You mean, we're not there yet?
Toaster
No, no, not yet, but we will be soon. We got a long way to go.
[calmly and smiling; rubs Blanky's head]
Kirby
Oh, boy. You're tellin me.
[warily; agreeing with Toaster]
Toaster
♪ Life is like a journey on the road that's within. Heads says you should stay, but your heart says to begin. So, you go. ♪
Everyone
♪ But you don't want to go. ♪
Toaster
♪ Any life worth living isn't life just filled with ease. You just stay forgiving through the forest and the trees. ♪
Toaster and Lampy
♪ And you'll go... just where you want to go. ♪
Appliances
♪ Time flies by in the City of Light. Time stands still in the country. There's no time for a fuss and a fight. As we travel the land. ♪
Lampy and Radio
♪ And I'd be satisfied, just to be not denied. ♪
Toaster, Lampy and Radio
♪ To reside with some pride. ♪
Appliances
♪ While I ride to the city, The City of Light. ♪
Lampy
♪ Light shines like a diamond in the city at night. ♪
Radio
♪ Whenever that diamond shines, you know that everything's all right. ♪
Kirby
♪ But you know, we got a way to go. ♪
Blanky
♪ Let us meet the Master, we don't wanna make him wait. ♪
Lampy and Blanky
♪ You just keep a-knockin', He will open up the gates ♪
Appliances
♪ To that City of Light! ♪
Lampy
♪ Master is a man with a plan I can understand. ♪
Toaster
♪ Master is a man of great reflection. ♪
Radio
♪ Master is a man who lays his hand across the land. ♪
Blanky
♪ Master is the man of our affection. ♪
Everyone
♪ Time flies by in the City of Light. Time stands still in the country. There's no time for a fuss and a fight, as we travel the land. ♪
Lampy and Radio
♪ And I'd be satisfied, just to be not denied ♪
Everyone
♪ To reside with some pride, while I ride to the city, The City of Light. ♪
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Misleading Expectations at the Right Address
Rob
This sure doesn't look like Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of Total Bargain Madness.
Chris
It's the right address.
Rob
Hmm.
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A Heartwarming Tale for Young Audiences
Taglines
Perfect movie for children.
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Searching for Toaster Among Friends
Radio
]
[[w:Moby Dick|Damn thee, thou cursed whale! From the depths of Hell, I stab at thee!; pokes Kirby's bags]
Kirby
Climb on, you idiot!
Radio
Oh, it's you!
Kirby
Where's Toaster?
Lampy
He sank!
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Perseverance and Hope in Adversity
Toaster
Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
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Preparing for College: A Mother-Son Exchange
Rob's Mother
Honey, are you bringing enough underwear?
Rob
Mom, you brought me enough underwear to stock the whole dorm, y'know.
Rob's Mother
You have enough socks?
Rob
Look, Mom, I'm not going to Jupiter or anything. I'm going to college. It's just college.
[looks at the large pile of socks on his bed]
Rob's Mother
So, let me worry a little bit.
Rob and his Mother
I'm your mother!
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Lampy Celebrates a Successful Idea
Toaster
K-K-Kirby, what should we do?!
[whispering]
Kirby
I-I-I don't know.
Lampy
Hey. I got an idea.
Lampy
See? It worked! I told you it would work! I told ya, I told ya, I told ya, I knew, I knew, I knew! It worked!
Megaphone
JAILBREAK! JAILBREAK! JAILBREAK!
[imitates a siren]
Elmo St. Peters
Whoa... Uh... What?
[wakes up and notices the shack being torn apart; confused]
Zeke
Did I catch you at a bad time? Just wondering if you got some of my radio tubes.
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Desperation in a Dark Situation
Kirby
THE BATTERY'S GONE DEAD!
[alarmed]
Radio
We're trapped here like rats! Small, little rats with no hair and one leg.
Toaster
BLANKY! BLANKY!
[frantic]
Kirby
BLANKET! BLANKET! Where are you, you little wimp?!?
Toaster
LAMPY!
[alarmed]
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Seeking Directions from Friends
Toaster
Oh, excuse me please. Could you tell us how to get to, uh-- To, uh--
Lampy
].
[[w:California Institute of the Arts|2470 McBean Parkway]
Lampy
]. This is it.
[[w:A113|A113]
Toaster
Go ahead if you can.
Blanky
He's not home.
Toaster
We'll have to wait.
Radio
So, let's wait inside; Relax.
Lampy
But I think it's locked. Isn't it?
Radio
Luckily, guys, my war-training included Inter-Appliance Codes, like this one. I may simply render the Secret Appliance Knock, and we'll be welcomed by the Native Machinery. So step aside, my meager companions. Hiya, pal.
[begins to knock the door, then he rapidly taps the heads of Toaster, Lampy and Blanky. The door opens and Plugsy comes out]
Plugsy
It's them. How do yuns do? Tarry not upon our doorstop. Please, feel free to enter. All of yuns.
[gasps and dashes back inside and slams the door; He and the other modern appliances whisper inaudibly. Them, the door opens again, and he comes back out calmly]
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A Urgent Call to Save Kirby
Kirby
Oh, what's-- What's-- Oh, no! Oh, no!
[see the waterfall, shocked; tries to swallow his cord]
Toaster
KIRBY, NO!
Lampy
GET THE CORD OUT OF HIS MOUTH! DON'T LET HIM SWALLOW IT!
Radio
SWITCH HIM OFF!
Lampy
Just shorted right out.
Radio
Cracked up and snapped. He sold the farm. Poor chump.
Lampy
How's he look?
Radio
A little better than you, actually. Keep it up, Slots! Even carpet sweeping motions! He should come around sooner or later.
[to Lampy; to Toaster]
Toaster
Hey, I think it's working. Kirby? Kirby, can you hear me?
[the other appliances went to him]
Blanky
Wake up. Wake up. Kirby!
[Kirby wakes up]
Toaster
You're all right!
Toaster, Lampy, Radio and Blanky
YEAH! YEAH!
[happily]
Kirby
Lay off! Just LAY OFF!!!
[gutteral growl]
Toaster
What's the matter?
Lampy
We were worried about you.
Radio
You gave us a real scare, pal.
Kirby
Well, there's nothing wrong with me, "pal", so just back off.
Blanky
Don't be angry.
Kirby
Just keep your antennas and knobs and wires and rivets off my chrome. Who needs you guys, anyway; Got to drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight? I'd be better-off without ya.
Blanky
But, Kirby--
[hurtfully]
Kirby
Especially you, you little rag. So, uh, how do we get across this thing, anyway?
[pauses a few seconds when they hear the waterfall]
Radio
I think (Harry) Houdini did this once. Why, if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time.
Lampy
Well, that's encouraging.
Toaster
Okay, Kirby.
Lampy
Hey, guys, we're not dead!
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A Playful Duel Among Friends
Lampy
Hey, come over here. I'm gonna--
Radio
Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?
Lampy
Precisely. A total idiot!
Radio
If your saber wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through the instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley! A blow for Richard! A blow for Marian! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl, and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on Fifth Street! Hey! No!
[continually whacks Lampy with his antenna, Blanky falls on them; Toaster looks hopefully as Kirby moves forward]
Kirby
Oh, whoa! Oh, no, what?!
[accidentally sucks up Blanky; falls over]
Lampy
Hey, what's goin on? What's goin on? Who turned out the lights?
[stops the fighting]
Toaster
Good morning, everyone.
[smiling]
Blanky
Good morning, Toaster.
[smiling]
Radio
Hey, Slots.
[appearing from under Blanky]
Lampy
Salutations.
[appearing from under Blanky]
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Morning Broadcast Disrupts Sleepy Lampy
Radio
Good morning, good morning, good morning. That was A-Billion-And-One Strings playing one of your all-time favorite tunes. At the top of the news this morning, there's monkey business in Utah. Aw, seriously, now. It seems that a band of renegade chimpanzees have kidnapped Pulitzer prize-winning poet Lester Charles and are demanding--
[first lines]
Lampy
Hey, what's this great idea?! I'm attempting to get some sleep!
Radio
Look buddy, I'm doing a broadcast. Did you mind? WHOA! Not in the face there, pal! Now let me see, uh... Oh, yes, the chimps are protesting.
[lights on]
Lampy
I have the good mind to reset your alarm! PERMANENTLY!!
Radio
Sorry, folks. We seem to be experiencing the little technical difficulty, but I'm sure it's nothing we can't HANDLE!!
Lampy
Whew. Can't even hear your own thoughts with the racket around here. Ow. HOLY MOTHER OF EDISON! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU MIGHT HAVE BROKEN MY BULB!!
[Radio shoots up and pushes Lampy right off the bed]
Radio
I'm thinking you think too much, pal. What we need is some wake-up music!
[turns on]
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A Toaster's Journey of Adventure
Taglines
A little toaster will go on a very big adventure.
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Taking a Break for Low Battery
Toaster
What's the matter, Kirby?
Kirby
Oh, battery's running low. We should give it a rest. So turn out that light!
Blanky
Do we have to stop here?
Toaster
Only for a while.
Radio
Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals in a few days, I've seen it happen!
Kirby
And you'd be the first to go, Dial Face.
Lampy
Hey, guys! We can stay in here! Look! What's the matter?
[turns on his light to reveal a scary face on a tree; the appliances scream in horror and hide in the bushes]
Radio
Eaten alive, the poor sap!
Lampy
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!
[scared; runs and joins the others in the bushes]
Radio
Oh, I thought you were a goner.
Lampy
Ah, ya wish.
Toaster
You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter.
Kirby
Yeah, shelter from the likes of them.
Radio
Come on over here and say that, Chrome-Dome!
[imitating boxer]
Kirby
WHAT?!
[shocked and angry]
Radio
Oh, sorry about that. I meant to say, "Vacuous Vacuum". Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble. In the blue corner, undefeated champion, Rocko "the Radio" Ratuno. Ding! Oh, and there's the bell! They're on each other like black on a bowling ball!
[Kirby angrily grumbles]
Lampy
Hey! Look!
Radio
And that concludes our broadcast day. This is Walter Winchell signing off. Good night, America, and all the ships at sea.
[static]
Toaster
Thanks.
[pats Blanky, smiling]
Blanky
Oh, that's all right.
[yawns and falls asleep]
Lampy
So, uh, what's this thing with you and the Blanket?
[tapping on the rock, and prepares to go sleep, but then looks at Toaster]
Toaster
What thing?
Lampy
You know, all of a sudden, you're being so darn nice to him all of a sudden.
Toaster
Oh, that. Well, I was just thinking, and I-I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better.
Lampy
Wow, that's weird.
Toaster
What's weird about it?
Lampy
I don't know. I mean, you were never this nice to me before. And now, all of a sudden, you're nice to him all the time, and I don’t know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out, you know, exactly what it all means.
Toaster
Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread. Hmm. It's, uh-- Let's see. It's like a warm, toasty feeling inside. Well, like a glow that just--
[pauses; Lampy thinks]
Lampy
A glow?
[happily]
Toaster
Yeah.
Lampy
I think I know what you're talking about. It's like the feeling I get when I think about The Master.
Toaster
Yeah, that's it.
Lampy
I remembered the first time my light bulb burned out. And I thought, "That's it. It's over! I'm burned out! 86'ed! To the showers!" But then the Master put in a brand-new bulb... ...and I just glowed.
[narrating; the light bulb blows out, and Young Rob takes it out of Lampy; Rob puts in the new light bulb and goes back to reading; the flashback ends, and he turns off his light bulb]
Toaster
Well, that is all there is to it.
Lampy
That's very interesting. Good night, Slot Head.
[pauses; goes to sleep]
Toaster
Good night.
[yawns, then goes to sleep]
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Searching for Blanky in a tense moment
Toaster
Blanky! Blanky, where are you? Blaaaaankyyyyy!
[slowly]
Lampy
Come on, Blanky! Speak up, for Pete's sake!
[weakly; coughs and zaps]
Toaster
No, look, just relax. You've done enough. We'll look for him.
Lampy
I am feeling a little burned out.
Radio
Listen to this: "The Lamp was awarded a Purple Heart today for being wounded in the line of duty. Lamps across the nation were switched off for a moment of silence in respect for his act of bravery.
Blanky
Help!
[in distance]
Toaster
Hey, listen.
Blanky
Help me, please! Toaster? Kirby? I'm stuck!
[in distance]
Toaster
I hear him.
Lampy
But I can't see him anywhere.
Radio
Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a little puffy yellow angel with a knob nose.
[thinking Blanky had died; Lampy almost cries, as if saying "Aw, poor guy.".]
Kirby
(No, he's not.) He's just stuck in a tree, is all. Look!
[dismissively]
Blanky
Help!
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The Need for Shelter Among Friends
Toaster
You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter.
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Embrace the Joy of Connection
Taglines
Plug into the fun!
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Unexpected Reunion Among Friends
Radio
Boy, are we glad to see you!
Lampy
I really thought I'd turn in my warranty that time!
Radio
Yeah, until Baggy here showed up!
Kirby
I just slipped and fell in, is all.
Lampy
Yeah, sure. Right.
Blanky
You can't fool us. We love you.
Radio
That's right, like Mrs. Roosevelt loved her husband.
Kirby
Yeah, yeah. Why, here's the shore. Everybody off!
Radio
Listen to this: This is President Roosevelt awarding The Vacuum the Medal of Honor.
[places a leaf on Kirby's face and salutes]
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Searching for the Master
Toaster
Can you see?
Lampy
Is it him? Is it him?
Radio
Any news? I'm dying down here!
Toaster
Is it the master? Is it the master?
[echoes]
Blanky
It's him! He's back! It's the Master!
[he dreams that he and the master are together again; he flies down the stairs and the door opens]
Young Rob
Blanky!
Blanky
Master!
Young Rob
Blanky!
Lampy
Well, was it him? Well, I'm just curious as to whether or not it was him. I hate being left in the dark, you know? I guess we can assume that it wasn't him, right?
[Toaster frowns at him; sees Blanky comes down]
Toaster
Let's get back to work.
Radio
Sorry for that little interruption, folks. We return to our regularly scheduled program at this time.
Kirby
Cry, cry, weep, wail n sob, it's disgusting! Every time, I can't believe it, every single-- Hey, give me that stupid picture!
[annoyed at Blanky crying, growls; tries to suck in Rob's picture frame]
Blanky
No, no!
Toaster
I'll just put it away!
Kirby
In the garbage!
Blanky
No, you can't!
Kirby
Wimp!
Toaster
Let GO!
[annoyed]
Kirby
He's not coming back anyway. Isn't he?
Lampy
He might. The fact is there's just not enough facts.
Radio
Fight breaks out in Peaceful Mountain Cottage, shocking the world, and bringing Geneva talks to a grinding halt!
Blanky
Stop it!
Kirby
Let me have it.
Blanky
You can't! Oops.
Kirby
Oh, no.
[shocked]
Toaster
What are you laughing at?
Air Conditioner
Absolutely nothin', nothin at all.
[stops laughing and smirks]
Lampy
I think he was laughin with us.
Air Conditioner
You know somethin', you're a real bright little lamp.
Lampy
Oh, thanks. Hey!
[realizes, then offended]
Air Conditioner
You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't ya?
Blanky
Yes. He was our master.
Air Conditioner
Well, that's real nice. And any day now, he might come rompin back, huh? Just come whistlin right back in through that door, and everything'll be the same. Real peachy-keen-like.
Blanky
Uh-huh.
Lampy
It's a possibility.
Toaster
Well, at least, we try to be optimistic.
Air Conditioner
Optimistic"?! Somebody (should) untie the knot in this guy's cord!
Kirby
Why don't you just shut off?!
[angrily]
Air Conditioner
Hey, I'm real scared there, Kirby. What are you gonna do, suck me to death?
[sarcastically]
Kirby
Hmph!
[offended]
Air Conditioner
What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line. Now, get this through your chrome: We've been dumped! Abandoned!
[blows the gust of cold wind at the other appliances]
Blanky
But he loved us.
Radio
That's right.
Air Conditioner
So what? He's a kid, he has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a package deal.
Toaster
But maybe, they're all--
Air Conditioner
He's not coming back, pure and simple.
[interrupts]
Kirby
Oh, yeah? Did you talk to him recently or somethin'? They could drive up any second.
[to Air Conditioner]
Blanky
You really think so?
[to Kirby]
Kirby
I'm not talkin to you.
[to Blanky]
Air Conditioner
The whole bunch of you got to have a combined wattage of five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap-metal time.
Toaster
Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
[angrily]
Air Conditioner
That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawlin like a babe any time now.
[sarcastically]
Toaster
I think you're jealous.
Air Conditioner
Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.
Lampy
Dim"?!
[angrily]
Toaster
Yeah. Because the Master never played with you.
[angrily]
Kirby
Cause you're stuck in the wall!
[angrily]
Air Conditioner
So...it's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's going on here? I know what goes on this cottage. It's a conspiracy, and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just because you can move around, you think you're better than I am! I'M NOT AN INVALID; I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN A WALL! I LIKE BEIN STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials!
[blows cold air, angrily]
Toaster
We didn't mean it! Really!
Air Conditioner
IT'S MY FUNCTION!!!!!
[roaring; begins glowing in red-shift and then bright burst orange and sparks fly out of his mouth]
Toaster
Don't! Wait! Wait!
Kirby
HE'S GONNA BLOW!
[alarmed]
Toaster
YANK YOUR CORDS!
Kirby
THE FUSE!
[behind chair]
Toaster
KIRBY?!
Blanky
Poor Air Conditioner.
Toaster
I didn't know he'd take it so hard.
Kirby
Well, he was a jerk anyway.
Lampy
Hey, hey. What's that? What is it?
[hearing something]
Blanky
A car!
[happily]
Kirby
I don't want to hear another word about cars!
[angrily]
Toaster
You said it.
[agreeing with Kirby]
Radio
Sounds pretty close.
Kirby
Just don't even start!
Lampy
Sounds real close.
Toaster
STOP IT!!! We're going out to find him!
[angrily; scene cuts to him jumping onto the soapbox]
Radio, Lampy, Kirby, and Blanky
WHAT?!?!
Kirby
What are you talking about?! What do you mean?!
Toaster
Exactly what I said! We're gonna go out and find the master!
Blanky
To the City?
[scared]
Toaster
Yeah, no matter what.
Lampy
Well, how exactly would you propose we're gonna do that, exactly?
Toaster
I-- I don't know!
Kirby
Oh, come off it! Be serious!
Toaster
I am serious!
[to Kirby; annoyed]
Kirby
You're insane!
[backs away]
Radio
Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems will be solved!
Toaster
What?
[confused]
Radio
Or maybe it was a basset hound?
Kirby
You're all insane.
[backs away a little more]
Radio
It was a news flash I picked up yesterday about a dog. In an amazing show of loyalty and courage, a terrier name Grover traveled hundreds of miles to be reunited with his owner. The poor little critter was accidentally left behind on a fishing trip three weeks ago. And he had to find his way across rugged mountain peaks and scorching deserts in order to get home. Little Grover turned out to be one spunky pup.
[country accent]
Toaster
If a dog can do it, we can do it!
Blanky
But a dog has legs.
Lampy
Actually, legs would help, you know.
Kirby
Brains wouldn't hurt, either.
Lampy
Lay off.
Radio
Yeah, pipe down, Carpet Breath!
[normal voice]
Toaster
Well, I'm going with or without you.
Kirby
I'd say we stay. We'll have a new master anyway as soon as someone buys the cottage.
Blanky
But, I don't want a new master. I want our master.
Toaster
Well, what about the rest of you?
Radio
You boys are going to need a leader! Why, alone, you wouldn't last for five minutes out there! I used to be a mountaineer, see? And together, we can stand against the Forces of Nature.
Lampy
Were you really a mountaineer?
Radio
Sure. Ask anybody. Ask Teddy Roosevelt. Why, we shot moose together on the Klondike.
Lampy
Wow. Well, you know, I was just thinking, you guys will need somebody bright along, too.
Toaster
Good idea.
Radio
Listen to this: "World War II, the Normandy Invasion! And who's there but Lampy to light the way?
Toaster
You know, I thought it'd be good to have somebody come along, who's really... strong.
Lampy
And loud.
Blanky
And grumpy.
Radio
And oblivious to reality.
Toaster
Well?
[hits his friends in annoyance]
Kirby
I just know I'm gonna regret this.
[he pauses, and a few seconds later, he begrudgingly joins in, under his breath]
Lampy
Wow. This was our last fuse.
[opens fuse box and pulls out last fuse]
Toaster
See? It's a good thing we're getting out of here.
[puts last fuse in transmitter]
Radio
I've always loved travel, anyway. The open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grille.
[turns on kitchen light]
Kirby
Yeah? Well, how are we going to travel?
Lampy
Hey, I've got an idea. We can all get on top of the bed, you know, and then Kirby can push us. No, no, no. Hey, what about the Master's pogo stick? No, that's no good. Hey, how about we're in the refrigerator on a skateboard, and Kirby can pull? No, no, no. Hey!
[Kirby pushes the bed with Toaster, Blanky, Radio, and Lampy on board, and tries to push gently down the stairs, but pushes too hard, and sends Toaster, Blanky, Radio, and Lampy falling down with the bed; the appliances jump on the Pogo stick, try to go forward, and succeed for a bit, but end up going backward in the wrong direction on it, and crash; Kirby, with a rope attached to him, pulls the skateboard with the refrigerator on top, and tries to pull gently, but ends up pulling too hard that the rope snaps from the skateboard, which sends Kirby flying forward, and causes the refrigerator to fall off, tilt over, and land on the floor with a loud thunk, as Blanky, now blue, and with his teeth chattering, shivers in the freezer, due to the ice freezing him]
Radio
Shut up! Shut up!
[annoyed]
Toaster, Kirby and Blanky
Shut up!
[annoyed]
Radio
Let's see somebody else try for a change. Arise, Hassan. Arise, O Magic Carpet.
[next scene with the appliances, minus Radio, on Blanky]
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Journey to the City of Light
Taglines
Journey into the city of light!
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Celebration of Friendship and New Beginnings
Blanket
We did good, didn't we!
Toaster
Yup. Ahh... We did good.
Lampy
You know, I've been thinking that this college business seems like a good idea. I could absorb a lot of interesting facts.
Radio
Listen to this! I'm picking up something. I think it's a news flash! President Roosevelt has declared tonight a national holiday, in honor of those five amazing appliances we've all been hearing about, so lock up the office, take down the top, and open that rumble seat! Last one to Coney Island is a party pooper. From the Starlight Roof high atop the Ritz, we wish our intrepid little friends, the best of luck, and a fond farewell!
Kirby
Ah, you're all a bunch of junk.
Lampy
Oh, I'm aching for joy!
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A Cheerful Morning Greeting from Toaster
Toaster
Good morning, everyone.
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Embracing Uniqueness in a Mixed Identity
Mish-Mash
Hey, look at me! I mean, really! Barf, barf, barf! I'm a can opener, lamp, and a shaver! Oh-ho-ho-ho, God, I'm a Mish-Mash!
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Planning a Picnic Among Friends
Lampy
Hey, everybody! Look! A clearing!
Kirby
Great. Let's spread out The Blanket and have a picnic.
Blanky
But I'm full of stickers.
Kirby
Well, my bags are full of thistles and sticks and who knows what else! Whose idea was it to come this way anyway?
Radio
Why, it was the Lamp's, I tell you guys!
Lampy
Oh, yeah? Who's supposed to be the big-shot navigator around here, Mr. Loudmouth, Mr. Big... Loudmouth?
Kirby
Yeah.
Toaster
Where are we, anyway?
Radio
Now, look here, fellas, just give me a second, and, uh-- Whoa, listen to this! It's the top of the 9th( Inning), the bases are loaded, and ] is at the plate. There's the pitch, and he connects! Ohh, and it's the ]!
[notices the small pebble; [w:Pee-Wee Reese|Pee-Wee Reese; kicks the pebble in the air; hits the pebble with his antenna, which bounces off Toaster, Kirby, and Lampy respectively; [w:Triple play|Triple Play]
Toaster
Knock it off, you guys. We should all settle down and try to get some sleep.
Radio
This is my sleeping space, see? And nobody crosses this line.
[about the circle in the dirt]
Lampy
Yeah? Well, you better not wake us up at 6:00 as usual.
Kirby
What are you complaining about? You didn't do any work today.
Radio
Yeah.
Lampy
Go find your own place to sleep, you little fuzzball.
[goes to sleep; Blanky tries going into Radio's sleeping space, but Radio stops him.]
Radio
Watch it! Hey! Hey! Hey! What, are you blind? It's the line. Aht-aht!
Kirby
Good night!
[annoyed; falls asleep]
Toaster
Come on. I'm not the Master. Go snuggle someplace else. I'm trying to get some sleep. Now go on.
[tired, shoos Blanky away]
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Debating Directions and Possible Dangers
Toaster
Are you sure this is the right direction?
Radio
Why, certainly, sure as I am honest.
Lampy
In that case, we're definitely lost.
Blanky
But there might be lions in there.
Radio
Tigers and bears, oh my.
Lampy
He's such a baby! Waah-waah! Whoa!
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Embrace the Excitement of Adventure
Taglines
Plug into the adventure!
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