Personal Growth Through Challenging Moments
Dean Solomon:
THERE YOU GO AGAIN, MAKING ME A BETTER PERSON!
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Exploring Unconventional Methods of Conception
John Solomon:
I think we maybe need to broaden our search to include less conventional methods of having a baby.
Dean Solomon:
Like anal?
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Concerns About a Child's Appearance
John Solomon: [points to picture of adoption agency representatives son]
Do you have any pictures of the kids? Something that we can... Oh, Dean. How about that little guy?
Dean Solomon: [agency representative appears visibly upset]
No friggin way! Under no circumstances. Hes got like Bells Palsy or something.
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Unexpected Consequences of an Accident
John Solomon:
So she got hit by a bus, huh? Poor girl.
Dean Solomon:
Yeah, the bus took a pretty serious hit too. I mean she was a large girl. Comfortably in the 200s.
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Awkward Conversations About Intimacy and Appeal
John Solomon:
I literally cannot wait to feel myself inside you!
Janine:
Whoa! The only thing you're going to feel yourself inside of is a cold Dixie cup!
Dean Solomon:
Well, that certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing.
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