The Chase Quotes

Figus You're confused! He's confused you! It's very confusing!

Jack There's no rule that says that when you're kidnapping, you can't be cordial and nice.

Dale Time to be heroes!

Taglines It's fast, it's wild, hot & funny

Jack There's a difference between being violent and being driven to violence. I am NOT a violent man!

Natalie You are a gun-wielding, cop-shooting, maniac kidnapper, now that is violent.

Uncredited Clown You smell that? Do you smell that? Nothing else in the world smells like that, son. I love the smell of napalm in the morning! You know, one day we had a hell bomb. And when I walked out, we didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. But that smell, that gasoline smell... the whole hill, it smelled like... victory.

Dobbs For me, it's the respect and power that the position commands. I don't know whether to be busting bad guys or signing autographs. It's kind of like being a star.

Jack That's the question on the minds of all your viewers? Whether I run out of gas or not? Tell you what, Jer. You let your viewers know that I hope Miss Voss fear and my desperation are entertainment enough for them. After all, that is what this is all about, isn't it? The story. As it breaks. Live. Coming to you from the bad guy himself. I mean we wouldn't want your viewers to CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL, NOW WOULD WE?

Jack I said kick it over to me, Pelé!

Jack Chew some gum! Your breath smells like my grandmother's feet.

Taglines Getting there is twice the fun.

Natalie You kidnapped me with a candy bar?

Jack It makes a handy weapon in a pinch.