31 quotes
Family and teamwork in challenging situations
Voice cast
] - Dave Seville, Alvin Seville, and Simon Seville
[[w:Ross Bagdasarian, Jr.|Ross Bagdasarian]
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Late Night Frustrations and Cravings
Alvin
3:00 in the morning and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on em!
Simon
Alvin!
Alvin
Well, I've HAD IT!
[throws down the mushroom plate to the ground in a fit of anger]
Simon
Hey, Alvin, look over here.
[finds a series of Ancient ideograms on the walls]
Alvin
What is it, Simon?
Simon
It's ancient writing that says, "Sacrifice the full moon on the Prince of Plenty." That doesn't make any sense. Oh, how silly of me! It's eyes before eats except after teeth. I got it reversed. It says, "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty on the full moon.
Alvin and Simon
Oh, no!
[gasp in alarm]
Simon
They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight!
Alvin
Over my dead body!
Simon
You mean, over our dead bodies.
[annoyed]
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A Dispute Over Dolls and Girls
Arabian Prince
Contact Jamal and tell him he can have the dolls, but I want the girls!
[to his servant]
Servant
But Jamal specifically wanted the girls to be returned.
Arabian Prince
I do not take orders from Jamal! I am doing him a favor, and as payment, I keep the girls!
[slaps his hand]
Brittany
Oh! Dream on, Tiny Tim!
[sarcastically]
Arabian Prince
Prepare for the engagement ceremony! In ten years, I will make her one of my wives!
[making an announcement; falls backwards on his throne]
Brittany
One of your wives?! Oh!
[terrified; runs up and clings on Jeanette]
Eleanor
Excuse me, sir. But, you wouldn't want to marry Brittany. She's...Well, she's very difficult at times.
[laughs nervously]
Jeanette
And she's not too tidy.
[puts Brittany down]
Eleanor
And her cooking is sometimes atrocious!
Jeanette
And she spends money more like a drunken sailor!
Eleanor
And...And when she doesn't get her way...
Brittany
Alright, that’s enough, you girls!
[taps her foot impatiently]
Jeanette
Oops, sorry Brittany!
Arabian Prince
The ceremony will take place at the altar by dawn!
[then decided]
Brittany
If you think I'm gonna marry that pint-sized twerp, YOU'RE NUTS!
[while being dragged off]
Arabian Prince
Pint-sized twerp"?! I love that, I love that, I love that! What is a twerp?
[cracks up laughing; stops laughing]
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Concern for Sophie in The Chipmunk Adventure
Claudia
If so much as one hair is out of place on my Sophie, you'll live to regret it!
[sticking out of the car window as one of the officers tangles with a vicious Sophie; rides off]
Miss Miller
I can understand this deception from Alvin, but not you, Theodore.
[sobbing; continues to sob, and blows her nose on Theodore's cloak with a honking noise]
Theodore
I'm sorry, Miss Miller.
[also tearfully]
Dave
Thanks for all your help, Inspector.
[to Jamal]
Inspector Jamal
Thank you.
[leaves]
Alvin
Hey, what about my $100,000?!
[to Jamal]
Brittany
Your $100,000? We won the race!
[annoyed]
Alvin
Oh, yeah?!
Brittany
Yeah!
Alvin
Oh, yeah?!
Dave
All right, you two. We've got a lot of talking to do.
[unimpressed; walks them over to Miss Miller's convertible]
Alvin and Brittany
Yes, Dave.
Simon
Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller.
Miss Miller
I wouldn't think of it. Besides, driving relaxes me. Get in, David.
[as Dave puts Alvin and Brittany both in the backseat with their siblings]
Alvin
But, Dave, they promised us $100,000!
[pleading]
Dave
Not now, Alvin.
[exasperated]
Alvin
But, they've got $5,000,000 in diamonds! Don't we get anything?!
Dave
Alvin!
[annoyed]
Alvin
But, we've just cracked a huge smuggling ring!
Miss Miller
Shut up, Alvin!
[shouts as they drive off down the highway, into the sunset]
Alvin
Okay, okay. We'll give you half.
Dave
ALVIN!!!
[Fade to black, ending the film]
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Disagreement on the nature of the experience
Brittany
Well, that was quite a breeze!
Jeanette
A "breeze"?! It was a hurricane! Just like Simon said!
Eleanor
Yeah, Brittany. Why don't you just admit you were wrong.
Brittany
Because I don't think...
[looking at herself in the mirror]
Jeanette and Eleanor
Brittany!
Brittany
Okay, okay! I was wr...wr...wr... Jeanette, where's our first drop-off?
[but changes the subject]
Jeanette
We need Mr. Anton at the Flying Surprise.
[points at the fishing boat]
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Unexpected Call and Confusion
Alvin
Hello? Dave! What a coincidence! We were just talking about you! Sure. Miss Miller, it's Dave. He wants to talk to you.
[grabs the phone, pretending to talk to Dave; gives her the phone]
Miss Miller
Hello?
Dave
.eyb-eyB .eporuE ni em teem ot, erodoehT dna, nomiS, nivlA tnaw I ?relliM ssiM ,olleH .Eporue ni em teem ot...
[recording]
Miss Miller
Huh?
[rubs her ear]
Simon
It's not your hearing aid, Miss Miller.
Alvin
It's a bad connection.
[laughs nervously; glares at Simon]
Dave
Hello, Miss Miller...
[recording in slow-motion]
Miss Miller
David, are you drunk?
Dave
Hello, Miss Miller? I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Bye-bye.
[recording]
Miss Miller
Could you repeat that, David?
Alvin
Klaus and Claudia wanted us here at 2:00. I hope we're not too late.
Theodore
Simon, I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller.
Simon
It's called "guilt", Theodore.
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Confrontation Over Diamonds Among Friends
Claudia
There they are! Children! Oh, children! Oh, how good to see you, darlings!
[sees their balloon; the kids crash land on the pavement as she and Klaus walk over to them]
Alvin
Don't "children" us!
[fiercely points the spear at them]
Brittany
Yeah, we know all about the diamonds!
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Planning a Deceptive Scheme in Europe
Alvin
Come on, Simon. Help me out.
Simon
Absolutely not. I refuse to be a part of this deception.
[firmly]
Alvin
Okay, Theodore, it's you and me. We just need Dave to say: "Hello, Miss Miller, I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Bye-bye." Is the tape recorder ready?
Theodore
I think so.
[wrapped around in recording tape; nervously]
Simon
I can't believe you'd deceive Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.
Theodore
Two packages.
[holds them out]
Alvin
What could be better? An all-expense-paid trip around the world and a chance at winning $100,000. Besides, we'll be back before Dave gets home.
Simon
Do you realize it's 3:00 in the morning where Dave is?
Alvin
Exactly. He'll be putty in my hands.
[begins dialing the number]
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Invitation to Miss Miller's House
Miss Miller
Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy. Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you apple a-plum and apricot-a too-a. Oh, rats! Come on-a my house, my house a-come on. Hello?
[singing while cooking; the phone rings; picks up the phone]
Dave
Uh, Miss Miller?
[on the phone]
Miss Miller
David! How's it goin'?
[brightens]
Dave
I'm just calling to see how everything is.
Miss Miller
Oh, everything is fine. It's quiet as a mouse around here.
Dave
Alvin's behaving himself?
Miss Miller
He is? Well, that's good.
Dave
Could I talk to the boys?
Miss Miller
Well, I don't see why not.
Dave
Is Alvin available?
Miss Miller
Available for what?
Dave
To talk?
Miss Miller
Well, how should I know?
Dave
Look, Miss Miller, I just called to see if everything was all right.
Miss Miller
Everything's fine, David.
Dave
Well, give the boys my love.
Miss Miller
Why don't you give them your love?
Dave
Well, are they available?
Miss Miller
Available for what?
Dave
Never mind. Nice talking to you, Miss Miller.
Miss Miller
You too, David. And David? Get some rest, will you? Oh, that poor man is losing his marbles. Come on-a my house, my house I'm gonna give a-you figs and dates and grapes and cakes-a.
[Dave hangs up; annoyed, she hangs up; continues singing while getting back to cooking]
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Misunderstanding a Location in Mexico
Theodore
Isn't Rio beautiful?
Simon
We're in Mexico, Theodore.
Theodore
Oh! That's what I mean.
Simon
Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain. Like I said, in the tree. Your first drop-off is the Cluck N Taco.
[their balloon instead lands in a tree; they jump off the balloon]
Alvin
You mean our first drop-off.
Simon
I'm only along to see you don't get into too much trouble.
[wisely]
Theodore
Hey, there it is! The Cluck N Taco! I'll have two cheese enchiladas with extra sauce, and a tostada grande, oh, and a quesadilla with a side of guacamole, uh, two chile...
[sees the restaurant up ahead; runs up to a counter]
Simon
They're closed, Theodore.
[setting him down]
Alvin
Oh, fellas!
[at another counter, where a mechanical sombrero is located]
Simon
The instructions say to drop the doll under the little sombrero.
Alvin
Well, what do you know? One down, and eleven to go!
[grabs the Brittany doll]
Theodore
And one quesa... ...dilla.
[the window is quickly shut]
Simon
Forget it, Theodore.
Alvin
And you thought we were gonna have trouble.
[chuckles]
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Unexpected Detour in the Chipmunks' Adventure
Claudia
Hello.
[painting her toenails, when the phone rings, grabs the receiver and answers it]
Phone Voice
Ma'am, we located the girls. They've strayed nearly a thousand miles off course.
Claudia
What?! They must have discovered the jewels and decided to make a break for it!
[angrily; flings her toe polish across her toes. She wipes up the mess with a hand towel]
Phone Voice
Well, ma'am? We tried to stop them. But, they were very very slippery.
Claudia
I don't want your excuses! I want those dolls, and don't come back without them!
[slams down the phone, angrily stares at the camera]
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Seeking Help for a Troubled Friend
Eleanor
Just one little bite for Auntie Eleanor.
[trying to feed the baby Penguin]
Jeanette
He's getting worse!
Brittany
What can we do?
Eleanor
He needs his mama, Brittany. She'll know what to do.
[wetting a rag; places the wet rag on the baby penguin's head]
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Urgent advice during a critical moment
Simon
Look out on the left, Alvin. You're not going to make it.
Eleanor
Brittany. Oh, Alvin.
Jeanette
Faster, Alvin. Faster. Hurry.
Simon
Go, Alvin.
Jeanette and Eleanor
Brittany.
Simon
Look out for the... ...Sphinx.
[Alvin crashes his balloon into the Sphinx.]
Alvin
Aw, nuts.
Theodore
Since when does Alvin like playing Around the World in 30 Days?
Simon
Since he feels it's as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.
Kids
Come on. Hurry.
Claudia
We have people waiting around the world for $5 million in diamonds, and we can't get anyone to deliver them.
Klaus
What about Ivan?
[Her brother, Klaus, lets off a puff of smoke.]
Claudia
Oh, we've used him too often. Jamal knows his face. Oh, sorry, Sophie. We need someone new. Someone Jamal would never suspect. Don't forget, dear brother, last year Jamal robbed us of $3 million worth of priceless, precious, gorgeous, spectacular to die for gems! Thank you, Sophie.
[Claudia breathes on her cigarette holder, causing her to cough on some smoke, which gets into the throat of her pet terrier, Sophie, who wheezes on her mistress' smoke, too, as she sits inside her mistress' purse. She turns to her head and whimpers.; Claudia pets Sophie's head; angrily.; She cries, and Sophie kindly hands her a handkerchief.]
Klaus
Oh, Claudia, please. Not here.
[embarrassed]
Simon and Theodore
Come on, Alvin!
Jeanette and Eleanor
Brittany, watch out!
Claudia
Noisy brats!
[scowling]
Simon
Go, Alvin.
Jeanette and Eleanor
Brittany.
Theodore
Go! To the left, Alvin! To the left!
[Sophie scowls at them as well, as the camera cuts back to the kids.]
Alvin
Leave me alone!
Theodore
Watch out! The Chipettes are winning.
[Alvin's balloon hits an obstacle on the map screen, as Theodore turns to Simon]
Alvin
I heard that, Theodore.
Simon
You need to take the shortcut across Fiji, Alvin.
Theodore
Oh, not that. It's too dangerous!
Alvin
It's my only chance!
[determinedly]
Eleanor
Oh, Brittany, be careful.
[She sees Alvin's balloon gaining in on her sister's balloon.]
Simon
You're gaining, Alvin.
Alvin
NO!!!
[After Alvin loses the ''Around the World in 30 Days'' arcade game to Brittany]
Brittany
Hooray! I won!
[victoriously]
Alvin
You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this was for real!
[jealously]
Brittany
Oh, is that so?!
[offended]
Alvin
Yeah, that so! If I had the money, I'd race you around the world right now!
Brittany
Oh, no, you can't!
Alvin
I haven't had something special in my life! You never let me win!
Claudia
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
[lightens up as she watches their argument and gets a devious idea]
Klaus
Oh, don't be ridiculous. It's too dangerous. They're only children.
Claudia
Exactly. Who would suspect them?
Klaus
No, Claudia, it's out of the question.
Claudia
Listen to me, Klaus! If you think I'm going to let you botch up this deal like you did the last one...
[slams on the table]
Klaus
Must you keep reminding me?! I underestimated Jamal! It won't happen again!
Claudia
You bet it won't! We're doing things my way this time!
[strictly]
Brittany
Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know.
[continues arguing with Alvin]
Klaus
Excuse us, but we couldn't help but overhear your conversation.
[to the Chipmunks and the Chipettes]
Claudia
We were just wondering if you really could win a race around the world.
Brittany
I would!
[stepping in]
Alvin
Not a chance!
[covering Brittany's mouth]
Klaus
I know she could win.
Claudia
Would you like to make a little wager?
Klaus
Why not? I bet a million dollars on this cutie.
[to Brittany]
Claudia
And I bet on this handsome gentleman.
[to Alvin]
Alvin
A million dollars? You're joking, right?
[smiles; then realizes]
Klaus
Certainly not. We're quite wealthy, and very bored. Allow me to introduce ourselves. My name is Klaus Furschtien, and this is my sister Claudia. And Sophie.
[Sophie pops her head out of Claudia's purse; stuffs her back in]
Alvin
We're the Chipmunks!
Theodore
And these are our friends the Chipettes!
Claudia
Oh, the Chipmunks and Chipettes!
[feign admired]
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Friendship and teamwork in a musical journey
Voice cast
] - Theodore Seville, Brittany Miller, Jeanette Miller, and Eleanor Miller
[[w:Janice Karman|Janice Karman]
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Charmers and Dolls: A Clever Plan
Brittany
Oh, no! How do we get our dolls?
Jeanette
Uh...we don't.
[tries to leave]
Brittany
Wait a minute. You've heard of snake charmers, right? Well, let's charm them.
[pulls her back]
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A Last-Minute Packing Crisis Before Departure
Dave
The taxi's gonna be here any minute, and I'm not even packed! Has anyone seen my tie?
[searching through his clothes]
Simon
You're wearing it, Dave.
[highlighting the tour book]
Dave
Thanks, Simon.
[sees that he's wearing his tie in the mirror; grabs some clothes, but his mittens fall off]
Theodore
Don't forget your mittens, Dave! It's cold in Europe.
[hands Dave the mittens while eating his sandwich]
Dave
Oh, thanks, Theodore.
[grabs the mittens and puts them on a pile of his clothes in his suitcase]
Simon
And don't forget your tour book. I'm marking all the great cities you'll want to visit.
[finished highlighting the tour book]
Dave
Great, Simon. Now let's see...Shirts, pants, overcoats, socks...Am I forgetting everything?
[looking through his clothes]
Alvin
Me!
[rushes in; jumps on Theodore and landed in the suitcase]
Dave
Alvin, we've been through this a million times!
[opens the suitcase]
Alvin
Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life, the Eiffel Tower, the Sistine Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!
[to Dave]
Simon
The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.
Alvin
See? I don't even know where the louvre is! Please, take me with you, Dave!
[to Dave; grabs Dave's legs]
Dave
Alvin, for the very last time, this is strictly a business trip, it's just not practical. Besides, I've hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone.
Simon
Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave?
Dave
Now, come on, fellas, she's a very nice woman.
Miss Miller
Yoo-hoo! I'm here! Hello! Anybody home?
Kids
Up here!
Miss Miller
Dave? Boys?
Kids
We're up here!
Miss Miller
Hello! Hello!
Dave
We'll be right down. Well, my taxi's here. I'm sure gonna miss you, boys.
[At that moment, Dave's taxi arrives outside the front door. The boys look upset.; He hugs them and runs down the stairs, as the driver waits for Dave outside.]
Miss Miller
Hello!
Dave
Just a minute!
[to the taxi driver]
Miss Miller
David, your jacket!
[gives Dave his jacket]
Dave
Oh, thanks.
Simon
And your tickets!
[gives Dave his plane tickets]
Dave
Thanks, Simon. Thanks, Alvin. ALVIN!!
[Alvin opens the door for him; Alvin sneaks aboard, annoying him]
Miss Miller
Don't worry about a thing, David! The boys will be fine!
Simon and Theodore
Bye, Dave!
Miss Miller
Don't worry, dear. You'll get to see the world soon enough.
[kindly to a miserable Alvin resting against her arms]
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A Character's Reflection on Adventure and Growth
Voice cast
] - Miss Beatrice Miller
[[w:Dody Goodman|Dody Goodman]
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Dave's Doubts About the Boys' Actions
Dave
I could've sworn...No, it couldn't be. The boys wouldn't...Would they?
[to himself; leaves in confusion]
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Dreaming of Athens and its Delights
Alvin
I love Athens. The nightlife, the girls, the excitement.
Simon
Alvin, you've never been to Athens.
Alvin
Well, it looks like a city I would love.
Theodore
I'll have a large order of couscous, and two yalanchi donuts. Quickly, please!
[gasps as he spots a nearby food stand and tiptoes over; to the merchant]
Brittany
I saw it first!
[off-screen]
Alvin
Brittany?!
[surprised]
Brittany
Alvin?! What are you doing here?!
[also surprised]
Alvin
We're on our way to Istanbul! What are you doing here?!
Brittany
We're on our way to Cairo!
Simon
Uh, have you guys had any, uh, trouble along the way?
Jeanette
Well, there was this guy...
Brittany
Uh, we've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?
[covers Jeanette's mouth]
Simon
Well, actually, I get the feeling...
Alvin
It's been a piece of cake! The only problem we have is crowd control! We're the hottest act in rock-and-roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?
[covers Simon's mouth; finally snatches the apple from Brittany]
Jeanette
No. (Not really.)
Brittany
Sure, we do!
Eleanor
Shhhh!!
Alvin
No, you don't.
[laughs]
Brittany
All right, Mr. Popularity! How much you wanna bet we can out-rock-and-roll you?!
[angrily, as Eleanor tries to hold her back; storms up to him]
Simon
We've got to keep these two apart.
[to Jeanette]
Alvin
Come on, Theodore!
[grabs Theodore and yanks him away]
Theodore
But my couscous!
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Chipmunks in a Celebration Gone Awry
Brittany
Hey! What's all that ruckus?! It looks like a big celebration.
[notices something]
Eleanor
Well, they've got a bonfire... ...and a chubby little butterball tied to a stake. It's Theodore!
[looking through the binoculars; sees Theodore blurred at first; sees Theodore clearly, and gasps]
Brittany
They've got the chipmunks! Come on!
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Reckless Driving and Insurance Concerns
Claudia
In a few minutes, we'll be on our private jet to ]. Here's to me.
[[Costa Rica; to Klaus; she and Klaus see Miss Miller approaching them in her convertible and brace themselves for impact]
Miss Miller
Oh, good heavens!
[alarmed; swerves out of the way]
Theodore
You should have been wearing your seat belts.
Miss Miller
Huh? MY CAR!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE INSURANCE, BUSTER! Huh? Never in all my life have I seen such reckless driving!
[sees her car mirror falls off; sobs hysterically; angrily storms out of the vehicle; looks the right way to where the villains' wrecked car is]
Chipmunks
Miss Miller?
[poking their heads out of the window]
Miss Miller
Boys?
[gasps in surprise]
Dave
Kids!
[getting out of the car]
Chipmunks and Chipettes
Dave! You're here!
[running out of the car; they all hug Dave]
Alvin
Oh, it's so good to see you, Dave! Uh, I think.
Inspector Jamal
Well, if it isn't my old friends, Klaus and Claudia.
[spots the groaning Furschtein siblings; smugly]
Klaus
Here's to you, Claudia.
[disappointed, raises the glass with sarcasm, to his sister; gets cuffed]
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The Unexpected Identity of Theodore
Alvin
What's going on?
Simon
Uh, if I'm translating correctly, I think they said that Theodore is their long-lost Prince of Plenty.
Alvin
Prince of Plenty? Now, you're talking.
[ecstatically]
Simon
And the only way for us to live, is to be his slaves.
Alvin
Slaves?! Forget it! Where to, Your Royalness?
[offended; tries to leave, but the natives blocks him with their spears, forcing him to lift the throne; nervously]
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A Message with Serious Consequences
Claudia
Oh, wait! Uh, I have a message from...from Miss Miller!
[calling out to the Chipmunks and Chipettes]
The Chipmunks and Chipettes
Huh?
Claudia
Hand over the dolls, and do as we say if you ever want to see your babysitter again!
[approaching them]
Alvin
Hmm.
[thinking about it]
Simon
Alvin!
[angrily; takes the bag of dolls from him]
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Brittany Questions Importance of Wealth and Power
Brittany
You don't understand! I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is! -- Uh, by the way, how rich is he?
[to the maids who dresses her in the Arabic outfit]
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The Allure of Cute Collectibles
Eleanor
I don't get it. Why are people willing to kill for these dolls?
Brittany
Because they're so cute! Oh, look at the sweet little face.
[toying with one of the Brittney dolls]
Jeanette
Wait a minute! Look at this! Diamonds!
[picks up the doll for the girls to see; it has diamonds coming out of its arm hole]
Eleanor
Open a Chipmunk doll.
[gets an Alvin doll]
Brittany
There must be thousands of dollars in each of these!!
[gasps in horror]
Jeanette
I don't believe it. This whole race was just to get us to deliver these diamonds.
Brittany
And if we're in danger... the boys must be in danger, too! We've got to find them!
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Friendship and Support in Uncertain Times
Eleanor
We thought you were a goner.
Brittany
Me too.
Eleanor
We would've been lost without you.
Brittany
I know.
Eleanor
Thank goodness, you're all right!
[picks up the Theodore doll and kisses it]
Brittany
WHAT?!
[offended; glares at Eleanor]
Eleanor
Just kidding, Brit.
[chuckles]
Jeanette
Come on, guys. We've got a whole world to see!
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Around the World Challenge Rules Explained
Claudia
Now, here are the rules...Each of you will be taken a different route.
Klaus
And to make sure to travel completely Around the World. Both teams must deposit one doll on twelve different locations...You'll be giving opposing team's doll to verify you were there. The first one back wins $100,000!
[secretly smuggling the money and diamonds inside the dolls]
Alvin
A hundred...
Brittany
Thousand dollars!
Jeanette
Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?
[walks over to Simon]
Simon
Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news that there's a hurricane coming in that direction.
[Brittany notices]
Brittany
Thank you for your advice, Simon. What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin.
[drags Jeanette away]
Jeanette
But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?
Brittany
Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naïve. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.
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A Debate Over Food and Responsibility
Brittany
Jeanette, could you pass me something to eat?
[yawns]
Eleanor
Don't do it, Jeanette!
[wakes up with a gasp in alarm]
Brittany
When it comes to food, Eleanor, you're awfully selfish. A penguin?! You are going to eat this penguin?!
[gets up; opens the cooler and sees the baby penguin, who waves; gasps]
Eleanor
Don't be ridiculous, Brittany. We've got to get this little guy back to Antarctica. He'll die if we don't.
[rushes up to the baby penguin; whispers]
Brittany
And how do you propose we do that, Eleanor?! Federal Express?!
Eleanor
No! I thought we could take him.
Brittany
And lose the race?! Jeanette, will you please talk some sense to your sister?
Jeanette
She's right, Brittany.
Brittany
You're both crazy! I'm sorry, but we're talking about hundred thousand dollars here and...well... He doesn't look really good, Eleanor.
[annoyed; to the baby penguin; the baby penguin started crying]
Eleanor
I told you.
Brittany
Well, how do we get to Antarctica?
[relents]
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Race Dynamics Between Brittany and Alvin
Brittany
So, Alvin, you finally showed up.
Alvin
Well, somebody has to win the race.
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Food Distraction During a Critical Moment
Jeanette
What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?
Eleanor
Oh, uh, just some cold treats and sandwiches.
Brittany
Oh, Elly! How can you think of food at a time like this?!
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Meeting New Characters and Misplaced Belongings
Claudia
I'm sure you know Sophie, but I don't think you've met Mario. He has a tendency to talk too much.
Klaus
Get in!
[shoving Alvin aboard their car]
Alvin
Hey! My cap!
[as his cap is blown off his head by the wind]
Dave
Hey, this cap look like Alvin's.
[picks up the cap]
Alvin
Dave!
Dave
Huh?
[turns around]
Alvin
HELP!
Dave
Somebody, help! My son's in trouble!
Inspector Jamal
Inspector Jamal. Let's go.
[shows Dave his identification card]
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