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The Chumscrubber Quotes

"Meet Generation Rx."

R 2005 · 1h 48m
65
Audience
65
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19 quotes
Exploring the Challenges of a Generation
Taglines Meet Generation ]
[[w:Rx|Rx]
Responsibility for Damage in Personal Space
Mr. Peck Who put that knife in the wall?
Billy I did.
Mr. Peck You're gonna fix that.
Billy It's my room.
Mr. Peck No this is not your room. This is a room in my house. This is my room.
Billy So then you can fix it.
Conflict Between Father and Son Over Writing
Dean Stiffle Dad, if you write about me again in another one of your stupid books, I'm going to kill you.
Dr. Bill Stiffle Stupid? There are several major book chains around this country that will disagree with you on that point.
Friendship and Accountability in Conflict
Crystal Falls Look, I just wanted to apologize for what happened back there.
[after Crystal's friends have mocked Troy's death to humiliate Dean]
Dean Stiffle Why? Did you do it?
Crystal Falls No, but my friends did.
Dean Stiffle Some pretty nice friends you got there.
Crystal Falls What are you saying? It's better to have no friends at all?
Dean Stiffle Actually, yes.
Regret and Reflection on Lost Connections
Mrs. Johnson It's my fault. I know it is. I didn't even know him. I didn't know my own son.
[at Troy's memorial]
Dean Stiffle Try wanted to play guitar in a rock band -be famous- but he knew he wasn't any good and he felt stupid for wishing that. He had a crush on this girl since he was 13, that he'd never talked to. But he probably wished he would've. He liked you, but he felt sorry for you. He was afraid he'd be like his dad. He was really, really smart, but he kept all his ideas to himself, unless you asked. He took great pictures of people without them even knowing. I miss him, you know? He was my friend. He was my best friend. And I hate myself that I didn't even know he was about to do this.
Mrs. Johnson Thank you.
Exploring Emotions: Fear, Trust, and Love
Taglines Fear. Trust. Love.
Kidnapping Demands and Family Tensions
Dean Stiffle What do you want? What are you talking about, man? Who?
[talking to Billy in the phone]
Billy We got Charlie. Your brother. We kidnapped your brother. I got him right now. He's scared shitless.
Dean Stiffle Why did you kidnap my brother?
Billy So you know I'm not fucking around. I want the stuff from Troy.
Dean Stiffle I already told you...
Billy I don't think you're listening. You are going to get me Troy's drugs.
Dean Stiffle Or what?
Billy Don't push me, psycho.
Dean Stiffle Or what?
Billy I'll kill him. That's what I'm gonna kill him. I'm not fucking around, man. I swear to God! I'll cut off his fucking head!
Dean Stiffle Fine. Kill him.
[hangs up]
Crystal Falls Billy, what did he say?
Billy He said for us to kill him. Maybe he is crazy.
Debate on Strength and Survival
Lee He won't die!
Billy You wuss!
Lee He's stronger than he looks!
Billy Here! Stab him!
Lee Where?
Billy I don't know! In the stomach or something!
Lee Shit!
[stabs Charlie]
Charley Bratley You stabbed me in the stomach!
Billy Is it deep?
Lee Is it deep?
[to Charlie]
Charley Bratley Fuck you!
[pause]
Billy No, it's not deep.
[sighs]
Lee Well, fucking pardon me!
Concerns About Eating Habits and Body Image
Crystal Falls How do you eat that?
Dean Stiffle In pretty much the standard way.
Crystal Falls You know, if I ate that everyday, I would get a big fat ass.
Dean Stiffle Is that your greatest fear?
Crystal Falls No, but it's my mother's greatest wish.
Dean Stiffle What? That you be fat?
Crystal Falls No, just fatter than her.
Unraveling Relationships and Unexpected Choices
Crystal Falls I probably would have ended up with a football player if I hadn't met you. And I'm not gonna lie - you've really kept it interesting, but I'm done.
Billy What the fuck are you talking about?
Unfulfilling Choices in Troubling Situations
Dr. Bill Stiffle Mrs. Johnson suspects that Troy might have been selling drugs to some other kids at school.
Dean Stiffle Yeah?
Dr. Bill Stiffle How do you feel about that?
Dean Stiffle I feel that it must have been unfulfilling for him.
Dr. Bill Stiffle That's very interesting. Why do you say that?
Dean Stiffle Because he killed himself.
Confronting Loss and Emotional Pain
Dr. Bill Stiffle How do you feel about the suicide of your best friend in the world?
Dean Stiffle Real shitty.
[pause]
Conflict Amidst a Family Activity
Charlie Stiffle Son of a bitch!
[playing a video game]
Mrs. Stiffle Charlie! I am doing Veggie Force!
Debating Perceptions of Sanity and Reality
Crystal Falls I don't think you're crazy.
Dean Stiffle You know, there are several major book chains that would be willing to disagree with you on that point.
The Impact of Identity and Media Exposure
Crystal Falls Don't pretend you're someone you're not, because after a while you forget you were acting, and so will everyone else.
Various Teens It's for school.
[repeated line]
Dean Stiffle I read this statistic once, that the average kid sees something like 10,000 dead bodies on TV before he turns 18.
Dean Stiffle Can/Will somebody pick up THE GOD DAMN PHONE!
Mrs. Johnson I just thought you should know that, in no way whatsoever, do I blame you for Troy's death.
[repeated line to everyone]
Terri Bratley I see you, Lou! Don't you think I can't see what you're doing, Lou! Can't you see I just don't fucking love you anymore!
[after noticing officer Lou Bratley watching her from the other side of the street]
Billy Hello? Ask for Dean. Is Dean there, please?
[talking to dean in the phone]
Billy Ah! Come on! Let's see some fucking gore/blood already.
[playing Charley's "Chumscrubber" video game]
Concerns About Group Project Partners
Mr. Parker Those kids again, Lee?
Lee We're doing a group project.
Mr. Parker With them, Lee? You think they care what grades you get?
Lee Mom...
Mr. Parker Look, son, you let your grades go now, maybe you don't get into a top tier school.
Lee Yeah.
Mr. Parker You don't get into a top tier school, maybe you settle for a second-rate job. Maybe you don't have the life you want. Maybe each and every day you wake up and wanna crawl back into bed and tell the world to go to hell.
Mrs. Parker We're just saying, you've worked too hard to blow it in your last year.
Mr. Parker We've all worked hard together.
High School Lessons in Toughness and Resilience
Billy Hey, shitballs, come here. I want to show you something. Now, when you get to high school, if anyone tries to kick your ass - well, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked anyways, but if you weren't such a pussy, you could try this. Come at me, hit me in the chest.
[to Charlie]
Billy No, really come at me like you got a pair.
Billy Good! That was good!
Crystal Falls Oh, my God, Billy! Are you hurt, Charlie?
Lee He's about half your size, man.
Billy Are you fucking kidding me? We fucking kidnapped this fucking kid! Am I the only person who fucking remembers that?
Lee You're such a dick.
Existence Above a City of Chaos
The Chumscrubber I live in a city, but in an apartment high above the cloud left by the blast. I'm one of the lucky ones. One morning, I awoke to find my head was no longer attached to my body. I'm not dead, but who could call this a life? So I do what I can, in this city of freaks and subhuman creatures. I became... The Chumscrubber.
[on a morbid cartoon everyone is watching]
Band Interests and Unexpected Revelations
Crystal Falls What are you doing?
[Billy is playing Charlie's tuba]
Billy I was thinking of going out for marching band. It seems to be what all the chicks are into, you know?
Crystal Falls Yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long. It was unreal.
Crystal Falls Oh my god, Billy - why would you do that?