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Living and Learning in Friendship
Oliver Hardy
You make me sick!
[with disgust]
Stan Laurel
Well, we've all got to live and learn, you know.
Oliver Hardy
Yeah, but you just live!
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The Perils of Financial Hesitation
Stan Laurel
I don't mind starvin again.
Oliver Hardy
It's all right with me.
Stan Laurel
You know you can't keep an egg in two baskets. That's silly... unless you want to scramble them. I wouldn't be that stupid, you know. I knew a fella once that he had some money in the bank, and he wouldn't draw it out. And, you know what? He lost his job, and still he wouldn't draw it out. Then he starved to death - that killed him. And then he died, and after he was dead. A friend of his got all his money, and he drewed it out of the bank. and I could live happily ever after. Yes, sir!
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Embracing Failure for Greater Resilience
Stan Laurel
The harder they fall, the bigger I am!
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Magic Words and Unexpected Reactions
Stan Laurel
Alakazam bazooka. Smorgasbord.
[posing as a foreign scientist; http://www.roguecinema.com/laurel-and-hardy-collection-vol-2-2006-by-james-l-neibaur.html Neibaur, James L. "Laurel and Hardy Collection, Vol. 2 (2006)." ''Rogue Cinema.'']
Oliver Hardy
Smorgasbord!
[mimicking Stan disgustedly; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3V0JYj1HYo Laurel and Hardy, ''The Dancing Masters,'' 1943 (B&W), Part 4, YouTube]
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Urgent News About the House Fire
Butler
; Mr.Harlan, this is really most important. Your house is on fire!
[to Wentworth Harlan]
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Learn to Dance with Joy
Taglines
Do you want to learn to dance---with joy? Take a lesson from Laurel and Hardy in "The Dancing Master," their latest screen scream!
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Unexpected Doorbell Distraction in Conversation
Oliver Hardy
It's the doorbell, stupid!
[with disgust]
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Inventor Aspirations and Misunderstandings
Trudy Harlan
You boys believe that Grant has a great future as an inventor, don't you?
Oliver Hardy
Well, I believe that Grant'll be an inventor of the first rank.
Stan Laurel
What's rank?
Oliver Hardy
You are! SHUT UP!
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