The Descendants Quotes

Matt King What is it that makes the women in my life destroy themselves?

Alexandra King I have gotten my act together. I was just drinking.

Matt King Goodbye, Elizabeth. Goodbye, my love, my friend, my pain, my joy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Matt King One more question for you.

Brian Speer Yes?

Matt King Ever been inside my bedroom?

Brian Speer Once.

Matt King You could have had the decency to lie about that one.

Brian Speer Alright, twice.

Matt King You little fuck! Do you get hit a lot?

Sid I don't know, I've had my share.

Matt King Your friend is retarded, you know that?

Sid Hey I've got a brother who's retarded! You don't have to get all derogatory.

Matt King Nothing just happens!

Brian Speer Everything just happens.

Matt King Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.

Alexandra King Hey, Scottie! Reina's a hoe-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys! She's a twat! Say it!

Matt King I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled... but I agree with my father; you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing.

Scott Thorson It's ironic, Elizabeth in this misfortune just as you come into your fortune.

Matt King Elizabeth is dying. Wait... Fuck you! And she's dying.

Alexandra King When I was over at Christmas, I caught her with the guy. It made me sick to see her near you. I went back to school thinking that that was it... that I was just done with her. I was gonna call and tell you everything, and... and then the accident happened, and... I was waiting until she woke up, I guess. You didn't even suspect. Right? Right? You disgusted me too. You're always so busy.

Sid That guy is a prick. Is he always like that?

Matt King Yeah.

Matt King Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself.

Matt King On the phone he can escape, in person, he's got nowhere to go. I wanna see his face.