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A Plan for Easy Wealth
Ollio
Now we've got to start all over again - right at the bottom!
Stanlio
Why don't we start at the top?
Ollio
Whaddaya mean?
Stanlio
Well, why don't we become bandits? Then we wouldn't have to work hard anymore. Let's get it the easy way. We could rob the rich and give them to the poor, and we could have all...
Ollio
That's the first time you've shown any intelligence.
[Interrupting him]
Stanlio
Well, it's the first time you've listened to me. You know if you listened to me, in a while you'd be a lot better off. But one thing worries me. We don't know anything about being bandits.
Ollio
Why, we can become bandits. It's simple. It doesn't require any brains!
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Love and Regret in Relationships
Stanlio
Try and put yourself in my place.
[Ordered to hang Ollio or be killed himself]
Ollio
I wish I could.
Stanlio
Ollio, do you remember that girl you were very much in love with?A nd she wouldn't marry you because she heard you had a son?
Ollio
Yes?
Stanlio
Well, I was to blame for that. I told her I was your son!
Ollio
Hurry up and get this over with! You're wasting my time!
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