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The Dream Team Quotes

"This morning they were playing ping-pong in the hospital rec room. Now they're lost in New York and framed for murder. This was never covered in group therapy."

PG-13 1989 · 1h 53m
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The Dream Team
Miscommunication Between Sergeant and Billy
Sergeant Vincenté You know what? You got the whole think back-ass-wards, I think you're the missing persons. Just go to 48th street and wait. The guy doesn't show, we're open 24 hours. Hello, Vincenté.
[answers phone]
Billy We're not done!
Sergeant Vincenté You're done, it's been a pleasure.
Billy Hey, we used to be tax payers!
Sergeant Vincenté Now that will get my attention. You're not out of here in 30 seconds, you got a night in jail!
Billy What kind of bonehead cop would send four confessed mental patients back out in the streets?
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A Toast to Faith and Wine
Jack McDermott This is the body and blood of our savior, the Lord Jesus Christ. And a damned fine Beaujolais!
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Discomfort Caused by Unpleasant Odor
Jack McDermott I don't want him next to me. He smells like tuna fish.
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Architectural Ambitions and Reality
Billy You see those two towers? World Trade Center. I was an architect working on them. First they just wanted to build one but I said, "Fellas, we're here. What the hell, throw the other one up." Turned out pretty well, didn't it?
Henry Fantasy.
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Parking Woes in New York City
Jack McDermott Stop! Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ?
Driver The city of New York, Tarzan! $50 for the violation, $75 for the tow and $20 a day for storage.
Jack McDermott Father, forgive us for we have sinned! We parked our car in a forbidden zone!
[skyward]
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Escaped Patient Confronts Drunk at Bar
Billy You guys need to pay up and get out of here.
Drunk Who the hell are you?
Billy I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of violence.
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Minor Violation at the Restaurant
Billy Restaurant security. Just a minor utensil violation. Go ahead, enjoy your dinner.
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Divine Authority and Confrontation in Dialogue
Jack McDermott I am the Lord they God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me. Out of my way, asshole.
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Stadium Seats and Reality Check
Dr. Weitzman There's about 65,000 seats up at that stadium. But I don't want you to get your hopes up, because they're all screwed down.
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Doctor and Patient Role Play
Henry I'm the doctor until the doctor comes back!
Billy Okay, you be the doctor and I'll be the escaped mental patient, okay?
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Unexpected Absence During a Break
Billy Where the hell did you go to take that piss? ]?
[[Moscow]
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A Remark on Leiter's Incredible Skills
Giant Chicken Leiter's unbelievable. The man could throw a lamb chop passed the goddamn wolf.
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The Joy of Youth and Madness
Billy Ah, it's great to be young and insane!
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A Comedic Take on New York Adventures
Billy Yeah, I got a big story for ya; we came to town to see a ball game, and now they wanna give us the chair. I love New York. Bring your kids. Have em arrested. Do some time in The Big Apple.
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