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Emperor Kuzco's Assertion of Identity and Power
Emperor Kuzco
Okay. This is the real me. Not this. This. Not this. Winner. Loser. Okay. See this palace? Everybody in it is at my command. Check this out. Butler. Chef. Theme song guy.
[narrating; scene cuts to him as a llama; cuts back to him as a human, lounging on his throne; back to Llama Kuzco; back to Human Kuzco; back to Llama Kuzco; back to Human Kuzco; spoken]
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Kronk's Confusion About Dinner Plans
Yzma
So, is everything ready for tonight?
Kronk
Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
Yzma
Not the dinner. The You-know...?
Kronk
Oh, riiiight. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. That poison?
[long pause]
Yzma
Yes, that poison.
Kronk
Got ya covered.
Yzma
Excellent. A few drops in his drink, then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.
Kronk
Which is a real shame, cause it's gonna be delicious.
Emperor Kuzco
Boom, bam, baby! Let's get to the grub. I am one hungry king of the world. So...no hard feelings about being let go.
Yzma
None whatsoever. Kronk, get the emperor a drink.
Kronk
Drink. Right... Your Highness.
Emperor Kuzco
Is something burning?
[sniffs]
Kronk
My spinach puffs!
[about to deliver the poisoned drink to Kuzco and gasps; dashes off to the kitchen]
Emperor Kuzco
So, he seems nice.
Yzma
He is.
[gives a weak chuckle]
Emperor Kuzco
He's what, in his late twenties?
[beat]
Yzma
I'm not sure...
[forces an awkward smile]
Kronk
Saved em!
Emperor Kuzco
That's great.
Yzma
Great!
Emperor Kuzco
Good job.
Yzma
Very good job.
Kronk
Watch it. They're still hot.
Yzma
Ahem. Ahem! Heh heh heh. Kronk. The emperor needs his...drink.
Kronk
Right. Oh. Right.
Emperor Kuzco
Hey, Kronky, everything OK back there? Well, heh.
Kronk
Oh, uh... Ooh. The drinks were a bit on the... hmm... oh...ugh...warm side. Heh heh. Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.
Yzma
Ha ha ha. Yes, Kronk. Riveting. A toast to the emperor! Long live Kuzco!
Kronk
Don't drink the wine. Poison.
[Under his breath; coughing]
Emperor Kuzco
Ah! Tasty.
Yzma
Finally! Ha ha ha! Good work, Kronk.
Kronk
Oh, they're so easy to make. I'll get you the recipe.
Yzma
Now to get rid of the body.
Emperor Kuzco
OK! What were we saying?
Yzma
Uh...we were just making a toast to your long and... healthy rule.
Emperor Kuzco
Right. So what are you gonna do? I mean, you've been around here a long time, and I really mean a long time. Um...
Yzma
Ahem.
[hums]
Emperor Kuzco
It might be difficult for someone of your age adjusting to life in the private sector. Hey, Kronk, can you top me off, pal? Be a friend? Heh heh.
Llama Kuzco
Now, about you finding new work...
Yzma
Hit him on the head.
Llama Kuzco
...that's--that's gonna be tough.
Kronk
More broccoli?
Llama Kuzco
Because you're... you know. Let's face it. You're no spring chicken, and I mean that in the best possible way.
Yzma
What?! A llama?! He's supposed to be dead!
Kronk
Yeah, weird.
Yzma
Let me see that vial. This isn't poison, this is extract of LLAMA!
[Kronk hands her the vial. The label's folded half-way, the logo looking like the top half of a skull. She unfolds the top of the label with her thumb, revealing a logo in the shape of a llama; tosses the vial at Kronk, which bounces off of his head and shatters on the floor]
Kronk
You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about re-labeling some of them.
Yzma
Take him out of town and finish the job now!
Kronk
What about dinner?
Yzma
Kronk, this is kind of important.
Kronk
How about dessert?
Yzma
Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
Kronk
And coffee?
Yzma
Alright, a quick cup of coffee. THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!
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Misunderstandings Between Pacha and Llama Kuzco
Pacha
Your Highness. Your Highness, can you hear me? Oh, boy. Come on, breathe. Breathe! Ohh. Why me? Ooh! All right. Ohh!
[gasping, continue gasping, inhales, sighs; inhales]
Llama Kuzco
Aah!
Llama Kuzco and Pacha
Ohh!
Pacha
For the last time, it was not a kiss.
Llama Kuzco
Well, whatever you call it. It was disgusting. And to think, if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little kiss of life.
[spits water on the fire; shakes the water out of him, which puts out another fire]
Pacha
Augh!
[annoyed]
Llama Kuzco
But now that we're here, you will take me back to the palace, I'll have Yzma change me back, and then I'll start construction on Kuzcotopia. Oh, yeah.
[builds a house with a rock, sticks, and a leaf]
Pacha
Okay, now look. I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
Llama Kuzco
Um-hm.
[drying himself with Pacha's poncho]
Pacha
I just think if you really thought about it, you'd decide to build your home on a different hilltop.
Llama Kuzco
And why would I do that?
[throws the poncho onto the fireplace, which puts out another fire]
Pacha
Because...Deep down, I think you'll realize that you're forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you.
Llama Kuzco
And that's...bad?
Pacha
Well, yeah! Uh, nobody's that heartless.
Llama Kuzco
Mmmm. Now take me back.
Pacha
What? Wait, wait. How can you be this way? All you care about is building your summer home and filling it with stuff for you.
Llama Kuzco
Uh, yeah. Doy. Me. Everyone else in the kingdom gets it. You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the program. Eh, Pacha?
Pacha
You know, someday you're gonna wind up all alone and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
Llama Kuzco
Thanks for that, I'll log that away. Now, for the final time, I order you to take me back to the palace.
Pacha
Looks to me like you're stuck out here. Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
Llama Kuzco
Because unless you change your mind, I'm not gonna take you back." Me, me, me. Moo, moo, moo. Huh? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't do that. Somebody's throwing stuff. You gonna build a fire or what?
[mocking; throws an acorn at Pacha, who glares at him]
Pacha
He's never going to change his mind.
[sighs; to himself]
Llama Kuzco
How am I ever gonna get out of here?
[sighs; to himself; muttering, shivering, stops shivering]
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Seeking an Audience with the Emperor
Pacha
Uh, excuse me. I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco. You see, I got this summons--
Guard
Inside, up the stairs, and to the left. Just follow the signs.
Pacha
Oh, great. Thanks a lot.
Emperor Kuzco
Uh, and don't be fooled by the folksy peasant look.
[narrates]
Pacha
Oh!
Rudy
Pardon me. That's mine.
Pacha
Oh, here you go.
Rudy
Thank you.
Pacha
You're welcome. Aah! Oh, hey. Are you all right? What happened?
[noticing Rudy is caught in one of the palace streamers; helps Rudy down]
Rudy
Well, I threw off the emperor's groove.
Pacha
What?
Rudy
His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life! His pattern of behavior! I threw it off! And the emperor had me thrown out the window!
Pacha
Oh, really? Well, I'm supposed to see him today-
[gasps in shock]
Rudy
DON'T THROW OFF HIS GROOVE!
[leaps up and shakes him by the collar]
Pacha
Oh, okay.
Rudy
Beware the groove!
[climbing down]
Pacha
Hey, are you going to be alright?!
Rudy
The groove...
[leaves]
Emperor Kuzco
See what I mean? This guy's trouble. But as bad as he is, he's nothing compared to what happens next.
[narrates]
Yzma
And why have you come here today?
Peasant
Well... Your Highness-- I mean, Your Grace.
Emperor Kuzco
Okay, gang. Check out this piece of work: this is Yzma, the Emperor's Advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth. And let's not forget about Yzma's right-hand-man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model's called Kronk.
[narrates]
Kronk
Yeah, I'll get that, Yzma.
[swats at a fly and hits himself by mistake]
Emperor Kuzco
Yep, that's Kronk! Now, lately Yzma's gotten this bad habit of trying to run the country behind my back, and I'm thinking, That's gotta stop.
[narrates]
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Mourning the Prince's Untimely Departure
Yzma
And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince... Taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his 18th birthday.
Kronk
Poor little guy.
[sobs; tearfully]
Yzma
His legacy will live on in our hearts for all eternity.
Kronk
He never had a chance.
Yzma
Well, he ain't getting any deader! Back to work.
[rips off black cloak to reveal a hot pink extravaganza of an outfit; The attendees quickly toss their candles away and get to work renovating the palace]
Yzma
Kronk, darling, I must you had me worried when you mixed up those poisons, but now that Kuzco is dead, all is forgiven.
Kronk
Ah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's dead, all right. Heh heh. I mean, you can't get much deader than he-- then he is right now. Unless, of course, we killed him again.
Yzma
I suppose.
Kronk
Hey, look, the royal dresser's here.
Yzma
Kronk...
Kronk
I should tell you right now I'm kind of hard to fit.
Yzma
Kronk...
Kronk
I wear a 66 long and a 31 waist.
Yzma
Kuzco is dead, right? Tell me Kuzco's dead. I need to hear these words.
Kronk
Uh, do you need to hear all those words exactly?
[nervously]
Yzma
He's still alive?!
[drops her plate of wings; angrily]
Kronk
Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped.
Yzma
Kronk!
[face turns red]
Kronk
Just thought I'd give you a heads-up, in case Kuzco ever came back.
Yzma
He can't come back!
Kronk
Yeah, that would be kinda awkward, especially after that lovely eulogy.
Yzma
You think?! You and I are going out to find him. If he talks, we're through! NOW LET'S MOVE!!!
Tipo
DAD, LOOK OUT!?
[awakens and scared in pain]
Chicha
Tipo, what is it?
[to Tipo]
Tipo
I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and was careening out of control down a raging river of death!
Chicha
All right, all right, it's okay.
Tipo
You're awful!
Chicha
It's okay, it's okay. Tipo, calm down. It was just a dream. Your dad's fine. He just went back to see the emperor.
Tipo
Oh. Like you told him to, cause you're always right.
Chicha
That's right.
Chaca
Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama.
Tipo
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Chaca
It could.
Tipo
Nuh-uh.
Chaca
Yeah-huh.
Tipo
Nuh-uh.
Chaca
Yeah-huh.
Chica
Good night, you two.
Both
Night, Mom!
Chaca
Yeah-huh. Yeah-huh.
Tipo
Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh.
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Kronk's Confession About the Poison
Kronk
Oh, riiiight. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.
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The Transformation of Emperor Kuzco
Emperor Kuzco
Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah. This is his story. Well, actually my story. That's right - I'm that llama. The name is Kuzco. Emperor Kuzco. I was the world's nicest guy, and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I tell you what. You go back - you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense. All right, now see, that's a little too far back. Oh, ho. Look at me. That's me as a baby. All right, let's move ahead.
[narrates; the film rewinds to show Kuzco as a baby playing with his toys; the stuffed animal's head pops off when Baby Kuzco squeezes it. Baby Kuzco cries, then coos and giggles when more stuffed animals are given to him]
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Honeymoon Dining at Mudka's Meat Hut
Mata
Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut, home of the mug of meat. What'll it be?
[sighs; Llama Kuzco giggles]
Pacha
Ahem. We'll have two specials. Is that all right, dear?
Llama Kuzco
Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin. You know what I like.
Pacha
Hee hee hee. We're on our honeymoon.
Mata
Bless you for coming out in public. So that's two specials.
Llama Kuzco
And an onion log. To split.
[giggles]
Mata
Ordering! I need two heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop on table twelve!
Pacha
OK, so I'll admit this was a good idea.
Llama Kuzco
When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
Pacha
That's funny, because I thought you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really bad ideas.
Llama Kuzco
Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
Mata
Hot and crispy pillbug for the happy couple. Mazel tov.
Pacha
Oh, boy.
[slurps]
Llama Kuzco
Ooh. Ugh. Bluh. Urp!
Pacha
Oh, here. Let me get that for you.
Llama Kuzco
Bleaggh! Uck!
Pacha
Where are you going?
Llama Kuzco
I'm just going to slip into the kitchen and have a word with the chef.
Pacha
You're gonna get us thrown out.
Llama Kuzco
Please. With this disguise, I'm invisible.
Man
Heh heh!
Yzma
We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel. I should have done away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance.
Kronk
Oh, you really gotta stop beating yourself up about that. Uh-oh. I'll get you another one, Yzma. Yo.
Kronk
You using that fork there, pal? Hey, don't I know you?
Pacha
I don't think so.
Kronk
Wrestled you in high school?
Pacha
Don't remember that.
Kronk
Metal shop? I got it! Miss Narca's interpretive dance--two semesters. Is was usually in the back of my weak ankles. Come on, pal. You gotta help me out here.
Pacha
I don't think we've ever met, but I gotta go.
Kronk
Don't worry. I'll think of it.
Llama Kuzco
Look, all I know is the food looked iffy. I'm not the only one that thinks that, I'm sure.
Pacha
Psst! Hey!
Llama Kuzco
So I'm just checking to make sure you're going to take the main course up a notch.
Yzma
Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
Kronk
Hang on. I'll go ask the chef.
Llama Kuzco
It's a simple question. Is there or is there not anything edible on this menu?
Chef
Gah!
Llama Kuzco
Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet!
Kronk
Hey, pal, what's your policy on making special orders?
Chef
All right, buster! You want a special order, then you make it! I quit!
Kronk
Yeah, but I--
Chef
I try and I try! There's no respect for anyone with vision! That's it, I guess there's nothing I can do about it!
Kronk
Uh- wait- Please don't go.
[the now-former chef storms out]
Mata
Ordering. Three pork combos, extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?
Kronk
Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill. Got it.
[having a chance to cook]
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Tipo informs Pacha about his relatives' absence.
Tipo
Hey there, Pacha! Hey, y'know you just missed your relatives.
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Pacha's Anticipation for a Meeting
Pacha
Oh, really? Well, I'm supposed to see him today-
[gasps in shock]
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Questioning Visibility and Presence
Chicha
Couldn't see you? Why not?
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Unexpected Encounter Between Pacha and Kuzco
Pacha
Ahem. Uh, afternoon, Your Highness. I'm here because I received a summons--
Emperor Kuzco
Hey, there he is! My main village man.
Pacha
Um, Pacha. Anyway, I got this summons--
Emperor Kuzco
Pacha. That's right. You are just the man I wanted to see.
Pacha
I am?
Emperor Kuzco
Word on the street is you can fix my problem. You can fix my problem, can't you?
Pacha
Sure. I'll do what I can.
Emperor Kuzco
Good, good. That's just what I wanted to hear. Are you aware of just how important your village is to the empire?
Pacha
Well, I know we grow the crops that you use here at the palace. We also herd the llamas that you-- My village?
Emperor Kuzco
Oh, yeah. You got a pretty sweet little setup there on top of that hill, don't you? Ha ha ha!
Pacha
Yeah. My family has lived on that hilltop for the last 6 generations.
Emperor Kuzco
Uh-huh. So tell me, where do you find you get the most sun?
Pacha
Oh, I'd say just on the other side of those trees. When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.
Emperor Kuzco
Well, that settles it.
Pacha
Really?
Emperor Kuzco
Yep. Problem solved. Thanks for coming.
Pacha
That's it? That's all you wanted me for?
Emperor Kuzco
I just needed an insider's opinion before I OK'd this spot for my pool.
Pacha
Uh...your pool?
Emperor Kuzco
Boo-yah! Welcome to Kuzcotopia, my ultimate summer getaway, complete with water slide!
[places a model of Kuzcotopia on top of the hill, smashing the model of Pacha's house]
Pacha
What?
[absolutely shocked]
Emperor Kuzco
Isn't it great?! It's my birthday gift to me! I'm so happy!
Pacha
Um...I don't understand how this could happen.
Emperor Kuzco
Well, let me clear it up for you. At my birthday celebration tomorrow, I give the word and your town will be destroyed to make way for this... So, if I were you, I'd pick up some change-of-address forms on the way home.
[hums carnival tune for his resort display on top of Pacha's village]
Pacha
But, where will we live?
Emperor Kuzco
Hmm, don't know. Don't care. How's that?
[thinks; starts to leave]
Pacha
Wait! You can't-!
[gets blocked by guards]
Emperor Kuzco
When I give the word, your little town thingy will be bye-bye. Bye-bye!
[appalled that a peasant has just dared to talk back to him, halts mid-stride, turns back around and gets in Pacha's face; happily]
Pacha
Wait!
[gets dragged off by the guards]
Emperor Kuzco
Boo-hoo!
[mocking]
Emperor Kuzco
Oh, yeah. Everything was goin my way. Or so I thought.
[narrates]
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Inquiry About the Emperor's Intentions
Chicha
So, what did the emperor want?
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Yzma Dismisses Peasant's Plea for Food
Yzma
It is no concern of mine whether your family has... What was it again?
Peasant
Um, food.
Yzma
Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants. We're through here. Take him away. Next!
Peasant
But I-- Oh, OK.
Yzma
Ugh.
Emperor Kuzco
The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?
Yzma
Tell me about it. Aah!
Emperor Kuzco
Hi there.
Yzma
Ooh, Your Highness.
Emperor Kuzco
Ahem.
Yzma
Oh, oh, oh, ha ha ha. Um...
Emperor Kuzco
Uh, you were doing it again.
Yzma
Doing? Doing... Doing what?
Emperor Kuzco
Doing my job. I'm the emperor, and you're the emperor's advisor. Remember that?
Yzma
But, Your Highness, I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters.
Emperor Kuzco
Whoa. Look at these wrinkles. What is holding this woman together? What the-- How long has that been there?
[narrates]
Kronk
Good thinking, Yzma. What do you say, Kuzco?
Emperor Kuzco
Whoa! No touchy! No touchy. No touch.
Servant
Excuse me, Your Highness. The village leader is here to see you.
Emperor Kuzco
Oh, great. Send him in. Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
Yzma
Fired? What do you mean, fired?
Emperor Kuzco
Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go, your department's being downsized, you're part of an outppacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option... Take your pick. I got more.
Yzma
But I-- You--uh-- Uhh. But-- But, Your Highness, I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire for--for--for many, many years.
Emperor Kuzco
Hey, hey everybody hits their stride. You just hit yours 50 years ago. So...who's in my chair?
Kronk
Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?
Emperor Kuzco
Very good, Kronk. Here. Get the snack.
Kronk
Got it! Unh! Oof!
Emperor Kuzco
OK, you heard the man. Up, up, up.
Kronk
I'm OK. I'm fine.
Emperor Kuzco
Ah. OK. Show him in.
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The Self-Reflection of Emperor Kuzco
Emperor Kuzco
Oh, yeah.
Theme Song Guy
♪ There are despots and dictators. Political manipulators. There are blue bloods with the intellects of fleas. There are kings and catty tyrants who are so lacking in refinements. They'd be better suited swinging from the trees. He was born and raised to rule, no one has ever been as cool, in 1,000 years of aristocracy. ♪ ♪ An enigma and a mystery in Mesoamerican history, the quintessence of perfection that is he. ♪
[Ship's horn blows]
Emperor Kuzco
OK, this is the real me. Not this. This. Not this. Winner! Loser. OK, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check this out.
[narrates]
Emperor Kuzco
Butler. Chef. Theme song guy.
[snaps his fingers]
Theme Song Guy
♪ Oh, yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation, he's the hippest cat in creation. He's the alpha, the omega, A to Z. ♪ ♪ And this perfect world will spin, around his every little whim, cause this perfect world begins and ends with... ♪
[Kuzco snaps his fingers]
Emperor Kuzco
Me.
Theme Song Guy
♪ What's his name? ♪
Chorus
♪ Kuzco! ♪
Theme Song Guy
♪ That's his name! ♪
Chorus
♪ Kuzco! ♪
Theme Song Guy
♪ He's the king of the world! ♪
Chorus
♪ Kuzco! ♪
Theme Song Guy
♪ Is he hip or what? ♪
Chorus
♪ Kuzco! ♪
Theme Song Guy
♪ Yeah! ♪
Emperor Kuzco
D'oh, you threw off my groove!
[annoyed; crosses his arms]
Palace Guard
I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove.
[to Rudy; picks up Rudy by the collar]
Rudy
SORRY!!!!!
[thrown out the window]
Emperor Kuzco
You were saying?
[to Theme Song Guy]
Theme Song Guy
♪ What's his name? Kuzco! ♪
Chorus
♪ Kuzco! ♪
Theme Song Guy
♪ That's his name! Is he hip or what? Don't you know he's the king of the world? Whoa, yeah. Oww! ♪
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Crossing the Bridge to the Palace
Pacha
OK. Once we cross this bridge, it's only an hour to the palace.
Llama Kuzco
Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath.
Pacha
I believe it. What was that?
Llama Kuzco
Nothing.
Pacha
Ohh! Whoa! Kuzco! Kuzco!
Llama Kuzco
Yeah?
Pacha
Quick, help me up!
Llama Kuzco
No. I don't think I will.
Pacha
You're going to leave me here?
Llama Kuzco
Well, I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.
Pacha
I thought you were a changed man.
Llama Kuzco
Oh, come on. I had to say something to get you to take me back to the city.
Pacha
So all of it was a lie?
Llama Kuzco
Well, yeah. No, wait. Uh, yeah, yeah. It all was a lie. Toodles.
Pacha
We shook hands on it!
Llama Kuzco
You know, the funny thing about about shaking hands is you need hands. Ha! OK. Buh-bye. Aah!
Pacha
Are you okay? Are you all right?
Llama Kuzco
Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm all right.
Pacha
Good! That's for going back on your promise!
[punches Kuzco]
Llama Kuzco
Yeah! That's for kidnapping me and taking me to your village, which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way. No touchy.
[kicks Pacha sending him flying back; chuckles nervously]
Pacha
Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you? I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong!
[headbutts Kuzco throwing him into the rocks]
Llama Kuzco
Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad, bad llama.
[sarcastically]
Pacha
I could've let you die out there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over!
Llama Kuzco
Well, that makes you ugly and stupid!?
Pacha
Let's end this.
Llama Kuzco
Ladies first.
Pacha
Aah!
Llama Kuzco
Yaah!
Llama Kuzco
Ohh!
Llama Kuzco and Pacha
Aah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[scream]
Pacha
Whoa!
Llama Kuzco
Oh! What are we gonna do? Aah! What are we gonna do? We're gonna die! We're gonna die! That's it for me!
[Alligators roar]
Pacha
No, we're not. Calm down. I have an idea. Give me your arm. OK, now the other one. When I say go, push against my back, and we'll walk up the hill. Ready? Go.
Llama Kuzco
Ow! You did that on purpose. Aah!
Pacha
No, I didn't! Now, we're gonna have to work together to get out of this, so follow my lead. Ready? Right foot.
Llama Kuzco
Whose right? Your right or mine?
Pacha
I don't care. Mine.
Llama Kuzco
Well, why yours?
Pacha
OK, your right! Ready?
Llama Kuzco
OK, got it.
Pacha
OK, right. Left. Right.
Llama Kuzco
Ha ha! Look, we're moving! Aah!
Pacha
Don't look down! Now, stay with me. Stay with me. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right!
Llama Kuzco
Now what, genius?
Pacha
Working on it. OK, here's the deal. Stretch out your neck, and I'll grab the rope.
Llama Kuzco
How do I know you won't let me fall after you grab the rope?
Pacha
You're just gonna have to trust me!
Llama Kuzco
You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult. Aah! Aah!
[strains]
Pacha
Almost. Got it! It's stuck.
Llama Kuzco
Take your time. No hurry here. Scorpions! Aah ha ha!
Pacha
Kuzco!
Llama Kuzco
Aah! Oh, no!
Pacha
Uhh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Llama Kuzco
Huh? Aah! Aah!
Pacha
Whoa! Huh?
[Kuzco and Pacha laugh]
Llama Kuzco
Look out!
Pacha
Ohh! Ohh.
Llama Kuzco
WHOO! YEAH! Look at me and my bad self! I snatched you right outta the air! "Oh, I'm a crumbling canyon wall, and I'm taking you with me." Well, not today, pal. Uh-huh, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[rescues Pacha from falling back into the canyon]
Pacha
You just saved my life.
[stunned]
Llama Kuzco
Huh? So?
Pacha
I knew it.
[pleased]
Llama Kuzco
Knew what?
Pacha
That there is some good in you after all.
Llama Kuzco
Oh, no.
Pacha
Admit it.
Llama Kuzco
Wrong.
Pacha
Yes, there is.
Llama Kuzco
Nuh-uh.
Pacha
I think there is.
Llama Kuzco
Nuh-uh.
Pacha
Hey, you could've let me fall.
Llama Kuzco
Come on, what's the big deal? Nobody's that heartless! Eh, don't put too much into it. It was a one-time thing.
[stops, surprised, then trying to downplay it]
Pacha
Yeah, sure. Well, we better get going. With that bridge out, it's a four-day walk to the palace.
Llama Kuzco
What, you mean you're still taking me back?
Pacha
I shook on it, didn't I?
Llama Kuzco
Well, yeah. But I hope you realize that doesn't change a thing. I'm still building Kuzcotopia when I get back.
Pacha
Well, four days is a long time. Who knows? Maybe you'll change your mind.
Llama Kuzco
Uh-huh. Four days. What are the chances of you carrying me?
Pacha
Not good.
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Search for Kuzco Intensifies Amid Frustration
Yzma
No! No! No! We've searched every village around the palace, and still no sign of Kuzco! Where is he?! KRONK?!
[growls in frustration and calls Kronk]
Kronk
Kronk here.
Yzma
I’m getting tired! Pull over!
Kronk
Sure thing. Kronk out. Ooh! Aah! Aah! Ohh!
Yzma
Perfect. These are my best shoes. I hate this jungle.
[straining; Insects buzzing]
Kronk
Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo.
Yzma
Aah!
Kronk
I am loving this.
Yzma
Get away from me! Uhh.
[gasps; Bucky chatters]
Kronk
Yeah. Tell me about it. No, no, it's not you. She's not the easiest person to get close to. There's a wall there. Trust me.
[Bucky chatters; Bucky chatters]
Yzma
Are you talking to that squirrel?
Kronk
I was a junior chipmunk. I had to be versed in the woodland creatures. Please continue.
[Bucky chatters]
Yzma
Aah! Why me? Why me?
Kronk
Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy has had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day.
Yzma
Oh, a talking llama? Ha ha ha ha! Do tell. Heh heh heh heh!
[Bucky chatters]
Kronk
Uh, he doesn't really want to talk to you.
Yzma
Well, then you ask him.
Kronk
I hate being in the middle. Squeaky, uh... squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.
[sighs]
Bucky
Aah!
[chatters]
Kronk
Jaguars? No kidding? Brutal.
[Bucky chattering and stops chattering]
Kronk
Uh, could you give us a little room here?
Yzma
Uh, sorry.
Bucky
Uh-uh.
Kronk
A little bit more, please.
Yzma
How is this?
[Bucky chatters]
Kronk
Yeah, that's good.
Yzma
Now ask him which way the talking llama went!
Kronk
Uh, squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.
[Bucky chatters]
Pacha
Low blood sugar, huh?
[carries Kuzco while walking]
Emperor Kuzco
Yeah, it's a curse.
[laughs]
Pacha
Well, as soon as we get something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way.
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Emperor's Confusion in the Jungle
Llama Kuzco
Scary jungle. Right. Ooh, a leaf. Ooh, it might attack me. Oh, it's a scary tree. I'm afraid. Ha ha. Please. Never find my way? I'm the emperor, and as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction. Okay, where am I?
[laughs; high voice]
Llama Kuzco
Wha--
[gasps]
Fly
Help me! Help me! Help me!
Llama Kuzco
Uhh.
Fly
Too late.
Llama Kuzco
OK, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
[Gasps]
Llama Kuzco
Aah! Hmm. What do you want?
Llama Kuzco
Oh, for me? Why, I don't know what to say.
Bucky
Ow!
[laughs]
Llama Kuzco
Hit the road, bucky.
Llama Kuzco
Aah! Ow! Huh? Huh?
[raspberry]
Llama Kuzco
Huh? Uh-oh.
Llama Kuzco
No, no. No, no, no, no.
Llama Kuzco
No, no. No, don't.
Llama Kuzco
Ha!
[Gasps]
Llama Kuzco
Aah! No! Aah!
Llama Kuzco
Aah!
Llama Kuzco
You killer jaguars... Whoa!
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Chaca Questions a Critical Decision
Chaca
Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.
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Kronk's Defense of Poison Labels
Kronk
You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about re-labeling some of them.
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Emperor Kuzco Critiques Potential Brides
Emperor Kuzco
Ha! Boom, baby!
Official
Aah! Your Highness, it is time for you to choose your bride.
Emperor Kuzco
All righty. Trot out the ladies.
Emperor Kuzco
Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality. Is this really the best you could do?
[analyzes potential brides]
Official
Oh, yes. Oh, no. I mean, perhaps--
Emperor Kuzco
What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up. Anyway, still wondering about that llama in the opening? Well, let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life. First, there's Pacha.
[narrates]
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Growing Up: A Family Moment
Tipo
Mom, Mom! I think I'm still growing! Measure me again!
Chicha
All right, Tipo. Stand still and let's see.
Chaca
Mom, you and I both know that it's impossible for him to have grown in the last 5 minutes.
Tipo
Mmm! Mmm!
Chaca
Isn't it?
Chicha
Look how much you've grown!
[gasps]
Chaca
What? Tipo, get out of the way. It's my turn again. Measure me.
Tipo
Dad's home!
Pacha
Come Here!
Pacha
Hey, ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Come here. Ha ha ha!
Tipo
Dad! I ate a bug today!
Pacha
Oh! Was Mom baking again? Heh. Don't tell her I said that.
Chicha
I heard that. OK, everybody, move aside. Lady with a baby coming through.
Tipo
Dad, Dad, Dad! Look at how big I am! We were all measured today.
Pacha
Oh.
Tipo
I'm going through a growth spurt. I'm as big as you were when you were me.
Pacha
Mm-hmm. Sure are.
Chaca
That's not as impressive as my loose tooth. See?
Chicha
Okay, Okay, you two. Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home. Now say good night.
Both
Dad, do we have to?
[whimpering]
Pacha
No, you two can stay up. We're just gonna be sitting here telling each other how much we love each other. Right, honey?
[coos]
Tipo
Ew!
Chaca
Blecch!
Both
...GOOD NIGHT.
[Both Laughing]
Chicha
So, what did the emperor want?
Pacha
Oh, you know what, he couldn't see me.
[clears throat]
Chicha
Couldn't see you? Why not?
Pacha
I don't know.
Chicha
Well, that's just rude.
Pacha
Well, he is the emperor. I'm sure he's busy.
Chicha
No, no, no, no. No. Emperor or no emperor, it's called common courtesy.
Pacha
Honey...
Chicha
If that were me, I'd march right back there and demand to see him, and you know I would.
Pacha
Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.
Chicha
Pacha, I'm fine. The baby's not coming for a while, but even if it was, I'd give tha guy a piece of my mind. That kind of behavior just--just-- Uhh! I gotta go wash something. Pacha? You OK?
[snarls]
Pacha
Hmm? Oh, yeah. I'm just a little tired from the trip. Um...I'm gonna go put Misty away.
Llama Kuzco
Uh, heh heh. Hi. Excuse me. Two seconds here. Um, I'm the one in the cart, remember? This story's about me, not him. OK. You got it? All right. We're gonna move ahead. Sorry to slow you down. Heh heh heh.
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Unexpected Encounters in the Jungle
Pacha
Huh? Whoa.
Llama Kuzco
Uhh. Oh.
Pacha
Where'd you come from, little guy?
Llama Kuzco
No touchy.
Pacha
Aah! Demon llama!
Llama Kuzco
Demon llama? Where? Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Ooh hoo hoo! Ow! Ow, my head.
Pacha
OK, demon llama. Just take it easy. I mean you no harm.
Llama Kuzco
What are you talking talking about-- Oh, wait. I know you. You're that whiny peasant.
Pacha
Emperor Kuzco?
[gasps]
Llama Kuzco
Yeah. Who do you think you were talkin to?
Pacha
Uh...how did-- Um... you don't... look like the emperor.
Llama Kuzco
What do you mean I don't look like the emperor?
Pacha
Uh...oh... do this...
Llama Kuzco
What is this, some kind of little game you country folk like to-- Aah! It can't be! Aah! Aah! Aah! My face! Aah! My beautiful, beautiful face!
Pacha
Okay, Okay, Okay.
Llama Kuzco
I'm an ugly, stinky llama!
Pacha
Wait, Okay, Your Majesty.
Llama Kuzco
Llama face!
Pacha
Shh! What happened?
Llama Kuzco
I'm trying to figure that out, okay? Ohh-ho! I can't remember. I can't remember anything. Wait a minute. I remember you. I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was, and then you got mad at me. Ohh! And you turned me into a llama!
[laughing hysterically, whimpering frantically]
Pacha
What? No, I did not.
Llama Kuzco
Yes, and then you kidnapped me.
Pacha
Why would I kidnap a llama?
Llama Kuzco
I have no idea. You're the crinimal mastermind, not me.
Pacha
What?
Llama Kuzco
Hmm. You're right. That's giving you way too much credit. OK. I have to get back to the palace. Yzma's got that "secret lab." I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back. Hey, you. No waste. Let's go. Hey, tiny, I want to get out of this body. Wouldn't you? Now let's go.
Pacha
Build your summerhouse somewhere else.
Llama Kuzco
You want to run that by me again?
Pacha
I can't let you go back unless you change your mind and build your summer home somewhere else.
Llama Kuzco
Hmm. I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer. I don't make deals with peasants!
Pacha
Then I guess I can't take you back.
Llama Kuzco
Fine. I don't need you. I can find my own way back.
Pacha
I wouldn't recommend it. It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
Llama Kuzco
Nice try, pal.
Pacha
No, really. I'm telling you, there are jaguars and snakes and quicksand.
Llama Kuzco
I'm not listening.
[high voice]
Pacha
I'm not kidding. Listen, you cannot go in there.
Llama Kuzco
La la la la. Oh. Heh heh. Still not listening.
Pacha
Aw, you... Fine. Fine. Go ahead! If there's no Kuzco, there's no Kuzcotopia. Takes care of my problem. Hmm.
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Emperor Kuzco's Triumph and Excitement
Emperor Kuzco
Ha! Boom, baby!
[repeated line]
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Yzma's Frustration with Kuzco
Yzma
He can't get rid of me that easily! Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is?! A little to the left. Does he have ANY idea of who he's dealing with?! How could he do this to me?! Why, I practically raised him!
[to Kronk; Kronk nudges the head so she can smash it]
Kronk
Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better.
[lays down another bust, which Yzma smashes]
Yzma
Yeah, go figure.
[dryly]
Kronk
Well, it's better you're taking out your anger on these things instead of the real Kuzco, huh?
Yzma
That's it, Kronk! That's it! I'll get rid of Kuzco.
[gasps and smiles evilly]
Kronk
The real Kuzco?
Yzma
Of course, the real Kuzco! Don't you see? It's perfect! With him out of the way and no heir to the throne, I'll take over and rule the empire. Brilliant.
Kronk
So, how does that work with you being fired and all?
Yzma
The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us.
Kronk
And I'm one of those two, right?
Yzma
To the secret lab! Pull the lever, Kronk! WRONG LEVER!
[they move over to two levers; Kronk pulls a lever, opening a trap door under her; she falls through; splashes]
Kronk
Uh...
[looks down the trap door]
Yzma
Why do we even have that lever? Get out of my way.
[comes out all wet and with a crocodile biting her dress; slaps the crocodile which lets go of her dress and runs away, yipping; pulls the other lever, and she and Kronk land in what is like an amusement park ride]
Skeleton Ride Voice
Please remain seated, and keep your arms and legs in at all times.
Kronk
Whoo! Faster, faster! Yzma! Put your hands in the air! Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!
[Yzma and Kronk arrive in the lab, wearing lab coats and safety goggles, do a high-five, and run to get to work]
Yzma
Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this. Take it, Kronk. Oh, feel the power.
[knocks over a beaker of poison onto a plant, and the plants explodes into black, shriveled, then drops quickly, dead; laughs evilly]
Kronk
Oh. I can feel it.
Yzma
Our moment of triumph approaches IT'S DINNERTIME!
[laughs evilly]
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Unexpected Warmth Between Friends
Pacha
Ooh! Brr!
[coughs]
Llama Kuzco
Uh, hey. Thanks.
Pacha
Oh. No problem.
Llama Kuzco
Feels like wool.
Pacha
Yeah.
Llama Kuzco
Alpaca?
Pacha
Oh, yeah, it is.
Llama Kuzco
Oh, yeah, I thought so. It's nice.
Pacha
My wife made it.
Llama Kuzco
Oh, she knits?
Pacha
Crochets.
Llama Kuzco
Crochets? Nice.
Pacha
Thanks.
Llama Kuzco
So... So, I was thinking that when I got back to the city, we'd, uh... I mean, there's lots of hilltops, and maybe I might, you know... I might...
Pacha
Are you saying... you've changed your mind?
Llama Kuzco
Oh, well, I--I...
Pacha
Because you know that means you're doing something nice for something else.
Llama Kuzco
No, I know that. I know.
Pacha
And you're all right with that?
Llama Kuzco
Yes. What?
Pacha
Don't shake unless you mean it. All right. Let's get you back to the palace. Oh, by the way, thanks.
Llama Kuzco
No... thank you.
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Kronk's Dilemma Between Good and Evil
Emperor Kuzco
Guess where I am right now. Uh-huh. In the bag. Still think I'm the victim here? Watch. It gets better. Ugh, he's doing his own theme music? Big, dumb, and tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
[narrates]
Kronk
Huh! Mission accomplished.
Kronk Angel
You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you?
Kronk
My shoulder angel.
Kronk Devil
Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the "path of righteousness". I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks.
Kronk Angel
Ah, come off it
Kronk Devil
You come off it.
Kronk Angel
You.
Kronk Devil
You.
Kronk Angel
You.
Kronk Devil
You infinity. Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one: Look at that guy. He's got that sissy, stringy, music thing.
[smirking; the angel growls in frustration; to Kronk; points at the angel]
Kronk Angel
We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
Kronk Devil
All right. So, that's a harp...and that's a dress.
Kronk Angel
Robe.
Kronk Devil
Reason number two: Look what I can do. Ha, ha! Ha!
[does a one-handed handstand]
Kronk
But, uh, what does that have to do with anything?
Kronk Angel
No, no, he's got a point.
Kronk
Listen, you guys. You're starting to confuse me, so, uh, "be gone". Or, uh, you know, however I get rid of you guys.
Kronk Devil
That'll work.
[also disappears]
Emperor Kuzco
Uh...what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?
[narrates]
Kronk
Oh, boy. Think, think, think. What to do, what to do? What do we do with the body?
Pacha
What am I gonna tell the village?
[sighs]
Kronk
Come on, Kronky. Come on, Kronky. OK. What do I do? What do I do? Aah!
Kronk
Back! Elbow! Shoulder! Unh! Oh. Hey! Hey, you! Hey! Excuse me. Excuse me. Stop! Pardon me. Excuse me. Sorry about that. Comin through. Hey, you with the cart! Uh-oh. This is not good. Uhh. Hope that doesn't come back to haunt me.
[gasping]
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A Moment of Assurance and Safety
Pacha
Aah-eee! Aah! Aah!
[Pacha Screams Tarzan Yell]
Pacha
Yee-aah!
Llama Kuzco
Aah!
Pacha
Don't worry, Your Highness. I gotcha. You're safe now.
Llama Kuzco
Maybe I just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
Pacha
No, no, no. It's-It's okay. This is all right. We can figure this out.
[The log starts to break]
Llama Kuzco
I hate you.
[The log breaks completely, sending them plummeting into a river. After riding through the rapids, they are bounced into far calmer waters]
Llama Kuzco
I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
[spits out water]
Pacha
Uh-oh.
[eyes widen]
Llama Kuzco
Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
[deadpan]
Pacha
Yep.
[also deadpan]
Llama Kuzco
Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha
Looks likely.
Llama Kuzco
...Bring it on. BOO-YEAH!!! WOO-HOO!!!
[as they go over]
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Urgent Escape from a Confusing Situation
Llama Kuzco
What's going on?
Pacha
There's no time to explain. We gotta get out of here.
Yzma
What is he doing in there?
Pacha
Uhh! Come on!
Pacha
No, Kuzco!
Llama Kuzco
OK, I'll make it simple for you. I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast. You got it?
Kronk
Can do.
Yzma
What's taking so long?
Kronk
Pickup!
Yzma
Kronk, what are you doing?
Kronk
Kinda busy here.
Yzma
Why am I not surprised?
Kronk
You order's up!
Yzma
Ohh! Oh, well, while you're at it, make me the special. And hold the gravy!
Kronk
Check. Pickup.
Llama Kuzco
You know what? On second thought, make my omelet a meat pie.
Kronk
Meat pie. Check.
Yzma
Kronk, can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
Kronk
I'll have to charge you full price.
[Yzma groans]
Llama Kuzco
Hey, how about a side of potatoes, buddy?
Kronk
You got it. Want cheese on those potatoes?
Yzma
Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine.
Kronk
Cheddar spuds coming up.
Llama Kuzco
Spuds yes, cheese no.
Kronk
Hold the cheese.
Yzma
No, I want the cheese.
Kronk
Cheese it is.
Llama Kuzco
Cheese, me no like-y.
Kronk
Cheese out.
Yzma
Cheese in.
Kronk
Ah, come on, make up your mind!
[growing frustrated]
Llama Kuzco
Okay, okay, on second thought-
Yzma and Llama Kuzco
Make my potatoes a salad.
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Yzma's Ingenious Plan for Revenge
Yzma
Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.
[knocks over a beaker of poison onto a plant, and the plants explodes into black, shriveled, then drops quickly, dead]
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