The Flintstones (1994) - Quotes

Commitment to Work and Flexibility

Miss Sharon Stone: Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to know that I enjoy working long hours, late nights, even weekends, so feel free to use me however you see fit.

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Fred Flintstone's Unexpected Achievement

Miss Sharon Stone: [Cliff goes on about how dumb he is] Believe it not, the one who scored the highest was Fred Flintstone. He's perfect!

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Test Results Announcement by Miss Sharon Stone

Miss Sharon Stone: [Comes in with aptitude test scores] Well, Cliff. The test results are in.

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Mutual Understanding in Conversation

Miss Sharon Stone: I'm glad we eye to eye.

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Consequences of Falsifying Your Resume

Miss Sharon Stone: [Cliff asks her why the quarry workers are down there and he's up here] Because you lied on your resume.

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Conflict Anticipation in The Flintstones

Cliff Vandercave: Oh, this is far from over.

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Unexpected Parentage in Prehistoric Times

Cliff Vandercave: Son of a Brachiosaurus!

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Vision of Paradise and Luxury

Cliff Vandercave: I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company.

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Looking Back to Find Humor in Life

Betty Rubble: One day, we'll look back on this and laugh.

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The Irony of Friendship and Betrayal

Betty Rubble: You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves.

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A Wish for Shared Sentiments

Wilma Flintstone: [Miss Stone tells her she's heard so much about her] Well I wish that I could say the same.

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Wilma's Request for Fred's Discretion

Wilma Flintstone: Fred! And promise me you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby.

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Barney Rubble's Defiant Statement

Barney Rubble: [After Fred needs a couple of Bucks] NOT THIS TIME!!!

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Perspective Matters in Unexpected Ways

Barney Rubble: [Fred says he's only one man] Not from the back.

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Friendship and Accountability in Crisis

Barney Rubble: (An angry mob about to hang Fred asks him if he knows him) Well, he used to be my best friend. In fact, it's probably because of me that you all are in this mess. (Mob leader: Hang them both.)

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Barney Rubble Requests Attention for Announcement

Barney Rubble: Can I have everyone's attention, please? (Caveman: I hope it's not another poem)

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Job Acquisition and Test Switching Confession

Barney Rubble: [to Fred about getting a job as a vice president] That does it! The only reason you got that job is cause I switched tests with you.

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Barney Encourages Bamm-Bamm to Speak

Barney Rubble: Come on, say "Dadda"! (Bamm-Bamm keeps saying his own name)

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A Promise of Future Repayment

Barney Rubble: Someday, I'll pay him back! Someday, somehow.

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Unexpected Love and Acceptance

Barney Rubble: [The adoption agent shows them a monkey] Well, he's not really what we expected, but we'll love him like he was our own.

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Fred Flintstone's Iconic Exclamation

Fred Flintstone: [repeated line] Yabba-dabba-doo!

Fred Flintstone on Interaction with Cliff

Fred Flintstone: [confronting Cliff when he's trying to escape being caught for his schemes; Pounds his fist into his hand] Cliff, it's time for you and me to "interface".

A Question of Familiarity

Fred Flintstone: [Pearl asks him if he's lost weight] Have we met?

Fred Offers Steak to Barney

Fred Flintstone: [Dino takes a steak from the grill] Hey Barn, you like your steak rare, right? Well, that one's yours.

Fred Flintstone's Remark on Speedy Chiseling

Fred Flintstone: [Wilma tells him his secretary is very attractive] Really? I didn't notice. Did I mention she could chisel 18 words a minute?

Fred Flintstone's Bowling Confidence

Fred Flintstone: [[Earth; The dictabird repeats what he says] Fred is the greatest bowler on ]! Okay, now you talk and see how much I can remember.

Fred Questions Housing Viability in Construction

Fred Flintstone: [he picks up a model house] Mr. Slate, I don't think you hired me just to sit here and look pretty. I hate to burst your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who is going to live in them?

Fred Flintstone's Simple Request

Fred Flintstone: [Miss Stone asks him how he'd like his coffee] Uhh, in a cup.

A Simple Address to Royalty

Fred Flintstone: [Barney asks him what to call him now] Simply your highness will do.

Fred Flintstone Asserts His Authority at Home

Fred Flintstone: [Barney promises not to tell Wilma] Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! Thanks, pal!