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Fred Flintstone Asserts His Authority at Home
Fred Flintstone
Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! Thanks, pal!
[Barney promises not to tell Wilma]
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Fred Flintstone's Bowling Confidence
Fred Flintstone
Fred is the greatest bowler on ]! Okay, now you talk and see how much I can remember.
[[Earth; The dictabird repeats what he says]
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Barney Rubble's Defiant Statement
Barney Rubble
NOT THIS TIME!!!
[After Fred needs a couple of Bucks]
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Fred Flintstone's Unexpected Achievement
Miss Sharon Stone
Believe it not, the one who scored the highest was Fred Flintstone. He's perfect!
[Cliff goes on about how dumb he is]
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Unexpected Parentage in Prehistoric Times
Cliff Vandercave
Son of a Brachiosaurus!
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Commitment to Work and Flexibility
Miss Sharon Stone
Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to know that I enjoy working long hours, late nights, even weekends, so feel free to use me however you see fit.
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Barney Rubble Requests Attention for Announcement
Barney Rubble
Can I have everyone's attention, please? (Caveman: I hope it's not another poem)
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A Promise of Future Repayment
Barney Rubble
Someday, I'll pay him back! Someday, somehow.
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Unexpected Love and Acceptance
Barney Rubble
Well, he's not really what we expected, but we'll love him like he was our own.
[The adoption agent shows them a monkey]
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A Simple Address to Royalty
Fred Flintstone
Simply your highness will do.
[Barney asks him what to call him now]
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Perspective Matters in Unexpected Ways
Barney Rubble
Not from the back.
[Fred says he's only one man]
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Fred Flintstone's Iconic Exclamation
Fred Flintstone
Yabba-dabba-doo!
[repeated line]
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Test Results Announcement by Miss Sharon Stone
Miss Sharon Stone
Well, Cliff. The test results are in.
[Comes in with aptitude test scores]
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Fred Questions Housing Viability in Construction
Fred Flintstone
Mr. Slate, I don't think you hired me just to sit here and look pretty. I hate to burst your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who is going to live in them?
[he picks up a model house]
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The Irony of Friendship and Betrayal
Betty Rubble
You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves.
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Job Acquisition and Test Switching Confession
Barney Rubble
That does it! The only reason you got that job is cause I switched tests with you.
[to Fred about getting a job as a vice president]
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Wilma's Request for Fred's Discretion
Wilma Flintstone
Fred! And promise me you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby.
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Fred Flintstone's Simple Request
Fred Flintstone
Uhh, in a cup.
[Miss Stone asks him how he'd like his coffee]
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Fred Offers Steak to Barney
Fred Flintstone
Hey Barn, you like your steak rare, right? Well, that one's yours.
[Dino takes a steak from the grill]
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Fred Flintstone's Remark on Speedy Chiseling
Fred Flintstone
Really? I didn't notice. Did I mention she could chisel 18 words a minute?
[Wilma tells him his secretary is very attractive]
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A Wish for Shared Sentiments
Wilma Flintstone
Well I wish that I could say the same.
[Miss Stone tells her she's heard so much about her]
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Barney Encourages Bamm-Bamm to Speak
Barney Rubble
Come on, say "Dadda"! (Bamm-Bamm keeps saying his own name)
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Vision of Paradise and Luxury
Cliff Vandercave
I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company.
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Looking Back to Find Humor in Life
Betty Rubble
One day, we'll look back on this and laugh.
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Friendship and Accountability in Crisis
Barney Rubble
(An angry mob about to hang Fred asks him if he knows him) Well, he used to be my best friend. In fact, it's probably because of me that you all are in this mess. (Mob leader: Hang them both.)
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A Question of Familiarity
Fred Flintstone
Have we met?
[Pearl asks him if he's lost weight]
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Mutual Understanding in Conversation
Miss Sharon Stone
I'm glad we eye to eye.
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Fred Flintstone on Interaction with Cliff
Fred Flintstone
Cliff, it's time for you and me to "interface".
[confronting Cliff when he's trying to escape being caught for his schemes; Pounds his fist into his hand]
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Conflict Anticipation in The Flintstones
Cliff Vandercave
Oh, this is far from over.
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Consequences of Falsifying Your Resume
Miss Sharon Stone
Because you lied on your resume.
[Cliff asks her why the quarry workers are down there and he's up here]
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