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Zombie Metaphor and Political Commentary
Geoff Montgomery
It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
Larry Lawrence
You mean like Democrats?
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Unexpected News During a Ghost Encounter
Francisco Mederes
He wasn't playing. That was the real ghost!
Larry Lawrence
Now we have something to worry about on our honeymoon.
Mary Carter
Our what?
Larry Lawrence
Our honeymoon. Didn't I tell ya?
Mary Carter
No, but I'd like to hear about it.
Larry Lawrence
You would?
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Love and Laughter in a Haunted House
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The two stars of The Cat and the Canary find love and laughter in a haunted house!
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