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The Goonies Quotes

"They call themselves "The Goonies." The secret caves. The old lighthouse. The lost map. The treacherous traps. The hidden adventure. And Sloth… Join the adventure."

PG 1985 · 1h 54m
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31 quotes
Questioning the value of possessions
Mikey Oh, who needs it?
[throws his inhaler aside]
Urgency to Act Against Development Threats
Mikey If we don't something now, there's gonna be a golf course right where we're standing.
Treasure Map Leads to Riches and Hope
Mikey You guys, just what if this map can lead to One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff? Then we won't have to leave the Goon Docks.
Acknowledging a Mistake in Performance
Andi I hit a wrong note. I'm not Liberace ya know!
[after playing an incorrect note on a bone organ and causing a partial floor collapse]
Andi's Reaction to a Character's Appearance
Andi You gross old witch!
[to Mama Fratelli]
Treasure Discovered in Marble Bag
Mikey Dad, it's my marble bag! The Fratellis forgot to check it! I emptied out the marbles and put the jewels in it! We don't have to leave the Goon Docks!
[to his father after Rosalita finds the jewels his marble bag]
Desire for a Different Sibling Dynamic
Brand Why couldn't I have a sister? A little sister instead of that?
Brand's Humorous Take on God and Dorks
Brand Dork. If God made you do it that way, you'd all be pissin in your faces.
[after Chunk glued the penis piece upside down on the mini replica of Michelangelo's David]
Farewell and Gratitude from Mikey
Mikey Bye, Willy. Thanks.
[last lines, watching One-Eyed Willy's ship, the ''Inferno'', sailing away]
Mikey's Frustration with Mistaken Placement
Mikey Oh, you idiot. You glued it on upside down!
[after Chunk glued the David statue's penis piece on upside down]
Prioritizing Plans Over Adventures
Brand Forget about any adventures, limp lungs. If I let you out, mom will ground my ass and I got a date with Andi on Friday.
Discovery of a Mysterious Creature
Mikey I swear on my life, they've got it. An It! A giant It! They got it chained to the wall! When it came into the light, it was all gross and distorted. The parts were all mixed around.
[referring to Sloth]
Perseverance in the Face of Adversity
Mikey Goonies never say die!
Corny Comparisons Between Father and Son
Brand You sound just as corny as Dad does.
[while Mikey tells the story of One-Eyed Willy]
Humorous Threat of Fashionable Disruption
Brand I am gonna hit you all so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!
Concern for Brand's Braces
Andi Brand, what happened to your braces? Mikey, that little... ]
['''Brand''': ''[realizing that Mikey is the one she kissed in the cave; Andi kisses him]
A Son's Wish for Family Stability
Mikey If I found One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff, I'd pay all my dad's bills. Then maybe he could get to sleep at night, instead of sitting up trying to figure out a way for all of us to stay here.
Desire for Home Over Adventure
Andi I'm not a Goonie. I wanna go home.
The Value of Treasure and Hope
Mikey We can't leave all that gold. That's our future.
Desire for Adventure Beyond Familiar Surroundings
Mikey Bummer. Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. Who needs the Goon Docks? Who needs this house? I can't wait to get out of here.
[first lines]
The Value of Hard Work and Passion
Mikey It took him 376 lawnmower jobs to pay for that. It's his most favorite thing in the world.
[as Mouth deflates the new tires on Brand's bike]
Brand's Warning About Deception
Brand Hold on. Quiet! They're fake, they're bogus. They're phony, they're phony!
[discovering that the Fratellis have been making counterfeit money]
Our Time Down Here
Mikey The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what's right for them, cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.
[Under the Moss Garden Wishing Well convincing his friends stay with him rather than abandoning the adventure]
Mikey Urges Patience in Treasure Hunt
Mikey Come on, Brand, please. What if we find something? A couple more minutes isn't gonna hurt.
Beginning of an Adventure
Mikey It all starts here.
Mikey Acknowledges Willy as a Goonie
Mikey You know something, Willy? You're the first Goonie.
Inquiry About Brand's Dental Health
Andi Does Brand wear braces?
[after kissing Mikey]
Choosing Survival Over Potential Opportunities
Mikey We had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives.
[to his father]
Goonies
Mikey Goonies never say die!
Inquiry About Piano Lessons
Andi Can I take piano lessons?
[to her parents]
Belief in Possibility and Perseverance
Mikey Chester Copperpot! Don't you guys see? Don't you realize? He was a pro! He never made it this far. Look how far we've come. We've got a chance!