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Fear and Courage in Uncertain Times
Taglines
A Ritz is afraid of nothing ... but ... THIS ... IS ... SOMETHING!
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Detectives Cause Commotion in the Background
Jack Marsden
Peters, what's all that commotion?
Peters
It sounds like our friends the detectives.
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Timing and Personal Plans in Conversation
Kitty
Why couldn't all of this have happened tomorrow?
Norma Denby
What difference would that make?
Kitty
Tomorrow's my day off!
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Formula for Entertainment: Thrills and Laughs
Taglines
Thrills + Laughs = Entertainment
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Unexpected Reactions to a Scream
Peters
Did I hear somebody scream?
Kitty
Well, if you didn't, you oughta have your ears cleaned out!
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Inappropriate Racial Term Used in Conversation
Harrigan
What's this?
Kitty
That's a ni**er.
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Observations on a Mouse Trap's Functionality
Mulligan
First time I saw a mouse trap catch a piece of cheese!
Harrigan
Mark that down, Garrity.
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Perception Altered by Alcohol
Kitty
When he gets drunk, snakes see HIM!
[Referring to Peters]
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A Request for Peanuts from Kitty
Kitty
I'm waiting for someone to feed me peanuts!
[discovered locked in the gorilla cage]
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Mysterious Fun at the Ritzes
Taglines
Mystery goes merry, with the Ritzes
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Coincidental Absences and Unexpected Events
Jack Marsden
Why is it something always happens when YOU'RE not here?
Peters
Unfortunate coincidence, sir.
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Character Perspectives on Gender Dislike
Poe's keeper
Don't you know Poe hates women?
Kitty
So does Kipling.
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