Comedy That Will Make You Laugh
Taglines:
HE'LL TAKE YOU...and MAKE YOU LAUGH!
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Two-Fisted Fun and Laughter Await
Taglines:
It's Two-Fisted FUN! A fightin fool gives you laughter of a lifetime...!
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Celebrating a Lively and Adventurous Spirit
Taglines:
WHATTA GUY! He loved a fight or a frolic...and he usually found one!
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Confrontation Between The Boss and McGinty
The Boss:
Now listen, you...
Dan McGinty:
Take your finger out of my face.
The Boss: [laughs]
That guy kills me! He thinks he's me!
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A Confession of Intoxication
Dan McGinty:
I'll tell you a little secret...
Catherine:
What?
Dan McGinty:
I'm drunk as a skunk.
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The Paradox of Political Graft
Skeeters:
If it wasn't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics. Men without ambition. Jellyfish.
Catherine:
Especially since you can't rob the people anyway.
Skeeters:
Sure. How was that?
Catherine:
What you rob, you spend, and what you spend goes back to the people. So, where's the robbery? I read that in one of my father's books.
Skeeters:
That book should be in every home.
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Encouraging Voter Participation Despite Challenges
Skeeters:
What do you think this is, Hicks Corners? Some people is too lazy to vote, that's all. They don't like this kind of weather. Some of em is sick in bed and can't vote. Maybe a couple of em croaked recently. That ain't no reason why Mayor Tillinghast should get cheated out of their support. All we're doing is getting out the vote.
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A Rib Sparked the Trouble
The Boss: [[w:Samson|Samson; [w:Delilah|Delilah; [w:Sodom and Gomorrah|Sodom and Gomorrah]
Don't you know a rib started all the trouble? Did you never hear of ] and ], or ]?
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The Value of a Rod and a Violet
The Boss:
Take away his rod, and what have you got? A violet.
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Concerns About Unhealthy Influences in the City
The Boss:
There's been too much rod play in this city, and it's unhealthy. It introduces a very bad element.
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Fear and Trembling Within Oneself
Dan McGinty:
You got me all a tremble. I bet you're scared to death of yourself.
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Seeking Money Over Nonsense
Dan McGinty: [to the Politician getting paid for multiple voting]
Never mind the applesauce. How do I get the bucks?
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A Tale of Two Unlikely Allies
Prologue:
This is the story of two men who met in a banana republic. One of them never did anything dishonest in his life except for one crazy minute. The other never did anything honest in his life except for one crazy minute. They both had to get out of the country.
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