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Ten Spectacles Combined into One Experience
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10 Big Shows in 1
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Questioning the Meaning of "Jr.
Anna Held
Why is he a Jr., is he a little boy?
[reading the note]
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The Burden of Record-Keeping on Happiness
Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.
Men who keep books are never very happy.
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Struggles with Love and Public Scrutiny
Anna Held
How can I love someone who plays tricks on me, puts terrible things in the newspaper, has millions of reporters annoying me?!
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Frustration and Refusal to Perform
Anna Held
No, no, no, I cannot sing today. I told you before I'm much too angry to sing, and I'm sick of watching you roll your eyes like I do.
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Theatre Producers Discuss Their Connections
Anna
Tell me, Monsieur Ziegfeld, are you in the theatre?
Florenz
Yes, I'm a producer.
Anna
You're a pro... did you hear that, Marie - Monsieur Ziegfeld is an American producer! Do you know Monsieur... Billings?
Florenz
Billings?
Anna
Oui!
Florenz
Billings...
Anna
He's American producer, too!
Florenz
Oh, is that so?
Anna
Oui!
Florenz
No, I've never heard of him. Of course uh, not in New York, that is. America's a big country, Miss Held. We still have many producers in the west putting on shows for the Indians.
Anna
Indians? Do you mean the savages?
Florenz
Yes.
Anna
Did you hear that, Marie? I do not think I will like America.
Florenz
Oh, you'd love New York.
Anna
Would New York love me?
Florenz
I think so.
Anna
You only think so? Did you not like my performance?
Florenz
Yes, and... no.
Anna
Yes and no, what shall that mean - does it mean yes or no?
Florenz
Well uh, both.
Anna
Did you not care for my singing, no?
Florenz
Yes, a trifle nasal I thought, but yes.
Anna
And you did not like my costumes either?
Florenz
No, I thought one dress was very attractive but the rest, no.
Anna
Monsieur Ziegfeld, I think you're very rude. Please go! Monsieur Ziegfeld!
[calling out the door]
Florenz
Yes?
Anna
Come back, please. Sit down. You know, you're very honest. I like you very much.
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The Secret to Success: Milk Baths
Anna Held
That night I say to Flo - I mean Mr. Ziegfeld - "Flo, why do you send me so much milk?" and he just laughs and says, "Anna, that's a great idea. You'll get it from now on everyday." Everyday, 20 gallons of milk? I say, "Flo, who can drink so much milk?" and do you know what he says? "Don't drink it - bathe in it! And you will be a big success.
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Work and Suffering in Aspirations
Anna
Audrey, are you not interested in my present?
Audrey
I would be, if they were mine.
Anna
But Audrey, you will have many of them someday. Maybe you have to work a little, and to suffer a little, but what is that, hmm?
Audrey
I'll work - but I won't suffer.
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Misunderstandings in Relationships and Professionalism
Anna
You should have at least closed the door.
[walking in on Audrey and Florenz]
Florenz
Wait! Anna! Anna, please don't misjudge me. I couldn't help it. She's... she's drunk.
Anna
Do you always do that when she's drunk? The members of your company must enjoy that very much.
Florenz
Oh, Anna, don't say that. Don't you understand, dear, when one of my girls -
Anna
Poor Flo, you have so much trouble with your girls. Oui!
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Perceptions of Ziegfeld's Character and Reputation
Florenz
Do you know Ziegfeld?
Billie
No, I don't want to. I understand he's a horrible person.
Florenz
Horrible?
Billie
Yes, they say he's a terrible ladies man. I suppose that's forgivable, because he's surrounded by so many beautiful women.
Florenz
Yes, yes, strange you've never met him.
Billie
I don't want to. I love his shows - they're so beautfiul and in such good taste. It'd disappoint me terribly to meet him and find him to be a fat, pudgy man with a big stomach.
Florenz
Oh, he's not fat. And not really so pudgy.
Billie
No? You know him?
Florenz
Oh, yes. Yes, he... he would like you.
Billie
How do you know?
Florenz
But didn't you just say he had good taste?
Billie
Oh, well you're sort of a ladies man yourself, aren't you?
Florenz
I think with you as the lady I could make Ziegfeld look like an amateur.
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The Sensation of the Century
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The Sensation of the Century!
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The Ultimate Entertainment Experience
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The Last Word in Entertainment!
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