Friendship and Reunion in The Hangover
Chow:
You miss me?
Phil:
So much.
Stu:
We rove you, Chow.
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Password Confusion Between Phil and Alan
Phil:
Alan, what's the password?
Alan:
Hey Phil, that's it.
Phil:
What?
Alan:
My password Hey Phil'.
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Confusion Over Wire Colors in Crisis
Chow:
On 3 cut the grey wire.
Stu:
Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't have grey wire, I have red, green and yellow.
Chow:
That's wired I have light grey, medium grey and dark grey.
Stu:
You do?
Chow:
Motherfucker! My bad, I am color blind.
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A Tense Exchange Among Friends
Chico:
Where is he? Leslie Chow stole $21,000,000 from me, and I figure the wolfpack have the best chance of finding him! Doug is my insurance!
Alan:
Can't you take Stu instead?
Stu:
Fuck you, Alan!
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Confusion Amidst Attempted Assistance
Mr. Chow:
Hold still, I'm trying to help!
Alan:
Are you out of your mind?
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Friendship and Consequences in Humor
Alan:
We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.
Mr. Chow:
Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!
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Mr. Chow's Bold Farewell and Declaration
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Alan's Unexpected Giraffe Purchase
Alan:
My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!
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A Final Decision in Uncertain Times
Stu:
I told myself, I would never come back.
Phil:
Don't worry, it all ends tonight...
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