The Hangover Part III Quotes

Chico Where is he? Leslie Chow stole $21,000,000 from me, and I figure the wolfpack have the best chance of finding him! Doug is my insurance!

Alan Can't you take Stu instead?

Stu Fuck you, Alan!

Alan My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!

Stu I told myself, I would never come back.

Phil Don't worry, it all ends tonight...

Mr. Chow Hold still, I'm trying to help!

Alan Are you out of your mind?

Chow You miss me?

Phil So much.

Stu We rove you, Chow.

Phil Alan, what's the password?

Alan Hey Phil, that's it.

Phil What?

Alan My password Hey Phil'.

Mr. Chow So long, bitches!

Mr. Chow I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!

Alan We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.

Mr. Chow Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!

Chow On 3 cut the grey wire.

Stu Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't have grey wire, I have red, green and yellow.

Chow That's wired I have light grey, medium grey and dark grey.

Stu You do?

Chow Motherfucker! My bad, I am color blind.