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The Hard Way Quotes

"There's only one way these two are going to get along..."

R 1991 · 1h 51m
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9 quotes
Billboard Brings Unexpected Affection
Nick Hey, look at this. They got my billboard across the street.
John Good, you'll be sleeping close to the one you love.
Understanding the Reality of Taking a Life
Nick Ever killed anybody?
John Counting today?
Nick Come on, John. Look, my character kills this guy. It's probably an innocent by-stander. I just want to know what it's like.
John You can't. Not by asking someone.
Nick Will you open up? I just want to know what it feels like to be inside your skin.
John I DON'T WANT YOU INSIDE MY SKIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? It's private! What's in there belongs to me! You're not going to learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and picking your teeth and asking stupid questions. We live this job. It's something we are, no something we do! Every time a cop walks up to a car and has to give a speeding ticket, he knows he may have to kill someone or to be killed himself. That's not something you step into by strapping on a rubber gun and riding around all day. You get to go back to your $1,000,000 beach house and your bimbos and your blow jobs and you get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead.
Nick Fuck! Was that great, John? Look, can you just say that one more time for me, please? John.
[''picking up a tape recorder'']
Confronting Consequences of Reckless Actions
Pooley Jesus, Moss. What are you gonna tell the captain? "I'm sorry about the 45 people I killed, I was horny?
The Weight of Real-Life Decisions
Nick We're not like those assholes in the movies. They get 17 takes to get it right. We get one... and it lasts our whole life.
[''on the big screen'']
John Hey! That's my line!
[''in the audience'']
A Provocative Challenge in Conversation
John Why don't you go tie your dick in a knot?
Struggles of a Cop's Personal Life
John No one since my divorce even stuck around for a second date. They say they don't like me being a cop, or I don't know. Maybe it's something about my personality-
John What do you think? HEY! UP YOURS, ASSHOLE! God damn it!
Extreme Measures Against Reluctance
John Not if you tied my tongue to you tail-pipe and drove me 80 miles-an-hour naked across a field of broken glass. No, no, no!
Debate on Film Titles and Relevance
Nick When are you gonna get me something with a little relevance, a little social conscience, something that doesn't have a goddamn Roman numeral in the title? You ever hear of "Hamlet III", Ang? "Midsummer's Night IV"?
Angie They made "Henry V"! It won awards for that little Scottish fellow!
Confronting Harsh Realities in Life
Nick Oh, man. This is too real.