20 quotes
Embracing My Unique Identity and Body
Shelley
I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me.
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Anticipation for an Unexpected Encounter
Shelley
I gotta meet this fricken bird!
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Age and Belonging in Bunny Culture
Shelley
Hef's kicking me out? Why would he do that? This is my home! This is my family!
Marvin
I hate to say this, Shelley, but maybe it's because of your age.
Shelley
But I'm 27.
Marvin
Yeah, but that's like 59 in Bunny Years.
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Unrequited Love and Misunderstandings Among Friends
Natalie
Shelley that's Colby. I'm in love with him.
Shelley
That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out?
Natalie
Hah no, I've never even talked to him.
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The Nature of Kindness and Love
Shelley
Kindness is just love with its work boots on.
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Humorous Commentary on Language Usage
Shelley
I like that word...Man Hole.
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Empowering Girls to Recognize Their Potential
Taglines
Brains. Beauty. Bravery. These girls got it all... They just don't know it yet.
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Shelley's Impact on ZETA House Life
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For the girls of ZETA house, college life was no party, until Shelley showed up.
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Complimenting Strength with a Request for Affection
Shelley
Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!
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Unexpected Outburst from Shelley
Shelley
OWW!! BITCH SUCK!!!
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Shelley's Misunderstanding About a Brothel
Shelley
A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.
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Expectations vs. Reality in Role Models
Taglines
They wanted a role model. They got a Playmate.
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Requesting a smaller portion of mahi-mahi
Shelley
Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry.
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The Importance of Acceptance and Belonging
Shelley
The ] are the ] of the ].
[[eyes; [nipples; [face]
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Misunderstandings About Identity and Experience
Shelley
I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help you guys.
Natalie
A-a bunny? You mean like a centerfold?
Shelley
Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls with Charlie Sheen.
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Unexpected Exclamation of Delight
Shelley
SWEET BALLS!!!
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Learning to Meet Guys Together
Natalie
Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley
Yeah, hence!
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Adventure Awaits for the House Bunny
Taglines
Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... College.
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Understanding Different Approaches to Romantic Interest
Shelley
I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
Natalie
That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
Shelley
I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
Natalie
What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her?
Shelley
He's gay?
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Political Aspirations with a Humorous Twist
Shelley
President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii.
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