Adventure Awaits for the House Bunny
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Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... College.
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Empowering Girls to Recognize Their Potential
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Brains. Beauty. Bravery. These girls got it all... They just don't know it yet.
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Expectations vs. Reality in Role Models
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They wanted a role model. They got a Playmate.
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Shelley's Impact on ZETA House Life
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For the girls of ZETA house, college life was no party, until Shelley showed up.
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Understanding Different Approaches to Romantic Interest
Shelley:
I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
Natalie:
That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
Shelley:
I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
Natalie:
What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her?
Shelley:
He's gay?
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Unrequited Love and Misunderstandings Among Friends
Natalie:
Shelley that's Colby. I'm in love with him.
Shelley:
That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out?
Natalie:
Hah no, I've never even talked to him.
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Learning to Meet Guys Together
Natalie:
Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley:
Yeah, hence!
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Misunderstandings About Identity and Experience
Shelley:
I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help you guys.
Natalie:
A-a bunny? You mean like a centerfold?
Shelley:
Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls with Charlie Sheen.
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Age and Belonging in Bunny Culture
Shelley:
Hef's kicking me out? Why would he do that? This is my home! This is my family!
Marvin:
I hate to say this, Shelley, but maybe it's because of your age.
Shelley:
But I'm 27.
Marvin:
Yeah, but that's like 59 in Bunny Years.
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Embracing My Unique Identity and Body
Shelley:
I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me.
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Shelley's Misunderstanding About a Brothel
Shelley:
A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.
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Humorous Commentary on Language Usage
Shelley:
I like that word...Man Hole.
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Unexpected Outburst from Shelley
Shelley:
OWW!! BITCH SUCK!!!
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Anticipation for an Unexpected Encounter
Shelley:
I gotta meet this fricken bird!
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Complimenting Strength with a Request for Affection
Shelley:
Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!
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The Nature of Kindness and Love
Shelley:
Kindness is just love with its work boots on.
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Political Aspirations with a Humorous Twist
Shelley:
President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii.
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Unexpected Exclamation of Delight
Shelley:
SWEET BALLS!!!
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The Importance of Acceptance and Belonging
Shelley: [[eyes; [nipples; [face]
The ] are the ] of the ].
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Requesting a smaller portion of mahi-mahi
Shelley:
Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry.
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